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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3430 on: July 31, 2014, 08:54:50 AM »
I weep for this generation that knoweth not the classics.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3431 on: July 31, 2014, 09:27:30 AM »
^This
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3432 on: July 31, 2014, 09:33:38 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on July 31, 2014, 08:54:50 AM
I weep for this generation that knoweth not the classics.
I just realized your second one is from Beuller. With this newfound information I amend my decision.  Winner. If that's allowed.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3433 on: July 31, 2014, 09:47:49 AM »
Nah, it's okay.  Your first decision was to give it to James, so I don't want to create controversy.  I will, however, point out that I had to go the extra mile on that entry to find a Russian tank in use the same year as Cameron's dad's Porsche.  That post took effort!  :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3434 on: July 31, 2014, 10:12:46 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on July 30, 2014, 05:09:02 PM
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it"

MJ, do you recognize where this one came from?

(quote amended for historical authenticity  ;D)
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3435 on: July 31, 2014, 10:35:06 AM »
Well, that's what I get for taking it from one of those "movie quotes" sites.  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3436 on: July 31, 2014, 11:01:50 AM »
Thank you for letting me have this one bosky :D

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3437 on: July 31, 2014, 11:07:37 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3438 on: July 31, 2014, 11:08:16 AM »
How I catch women in the wild.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3439 on: July 31, 2014, 11:13:37 AM »
WHAT WAS THE SAFE WORD AGAIN?



Hey babe, I got something you can drown in!




You guys know that's Mike Mangini right?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3440 on: July 31, 2014, 11:32:24 AM »

Girl - "I knew he said he was big and quick, but oh my on both counts!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3441 on: July 31, 2014, 12:09:04 PM »
NOBODY EXPECTS SURPRISE POOL BUTTSECHS!

RELEASE THE (butt)KRAKEN!

You can't just come in here throw the octopus.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3442 on: July 31, 2014, 12:19:52 PM »
Nope, that's not the foam tube girlie.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3443 on: July 31, 2014, 02:44:47 PM »
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3444 on: July 31, 2014, 03:11:44 PM »
Now you will feel and learn the true meaning of 'humpback'.....

With her clever thinking and quick wits....Shiela escaped the rapist while his eyes were closed by turing his groin towards the underwater spout on the side of the pool......

That's not Coppertone floating on the surface of the water.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3445 on: July 31, 2014, 03:19:25 PM »
Excuse me madam, do you have any grey poupon?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3446 on: July 31, 2014, 03:26:42 PM »
Double 'Oh Face'.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3447 on: July 31, 2014, 03:32:31 PM »
I heard she was wet, but this is ridiculous.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3448 on: July 31, 2014, 03:41:30 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on July 31, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3449 on: July 31, 2014, 03:52:30 PM »
THIS COUNTS AS FOREPLAY
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3450 on: July 31, 2014, 03:54:29 PM »
Even at a young age Poseidon was always clowning around......this candid photo taken by his mom captures him pulling off his favorite move....the shaft tickle.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3451 on: July 31, 2014, 03:55:22 PM »
My god man.  Jaws has let himself go.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3452 on: July 31, 2014, 04:17:41 PM »
The porn version of Godzilla...Goddilla
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« Reply #3453 on: July 31, 2014, 04:20:50 PM »
Splash Mountain
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« Reply #3454 on: July 31, 2014, 04:23:07 PM »
"I"M CUMMING!!!! ARRRRGGGG!!!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3455 on: July 31, 2014, 04:45:39 PM »
Tick with the direct approach. Very nice. :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3456 on: July 31, 2014, 05:26:48 PM »
Proof yet again there are two opposite expressions when 'it' finds the wrong hole.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3457 on: July 31, 2014, 05:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 31, 2014, 11:07:37 AM



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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3458 on: July 31, 2014, 05:39:18 PM »
Ladies and gentleman, we've found AndyDT.
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« Reply #3459 on: July 31, 2014, 05:46:23 PM »
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When Dream And Day Unite.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3460 on: August 01, 2014, 09:41:16 AM »
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When Dream And Day Unite.

I can't explain why, but this one is making me chuckle every time. BUT WHY?! I don't know, random DT album title wins it.
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« Reply #3461 on: August 01, 2014, 03:09:10 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on August 01, 2014, 09:41:16 AM
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When Dream And Day Unite.

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Kings wet dream wins it. :facepalm:
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« Reply #3462 on: August 01, 2014, 03:17:01 PM »
Thanks James!

Working on a pic now!


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« Reply #3463 on: August 01, 2014, 03:34:01 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3464 on: August 01, 2014, 03:38:33 PM »
Fathers = 0?
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