Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 218453 times)

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #3395 on:** July 24, 2014, 04:00:34 PM »

The man had 4 baby girls. He only wanted a boy.

GentlemanofDread · « **Reply #3396 on:** July 24, 2014, 04:08:41 PM »

"What do you mean there's not a high score for this..?"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3397 on:** July 24, 2014, 04:32:57 PM »

Jason still recalls his buddy Pat's words the fateful night he "met" his babies momma...."we'll have a couple beers and a few shots....what's the worst thing that could happen?"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3398 on:** July 24, 2014, 05:23:39 PM »

Aw geeez. One of these little fuckers just crop dusted me.

99% effective my ass!

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #3399 on:** July 24, 2014, 06:18:04 PM »

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3400 on:** July 24, 2014, 06:46:06 PM »

Pictured is the answer to the question "Who WON'T be around for Baby Timmy, Jimmy, Sammy and Sarah's first birthday party?"

Fertility Treantments: "Making Dreams come True"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3401 on:** July 24, 2014, 06:50:49 PM »

I'll never go down on her again.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3402 on:** July 24, 2014, 07:10:43 PM »

I told her a little head would do, but nooooooo "it tastes yucky!!!!". Now we have four little heads.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3403 on:** July 24, 2014, 09:16:45 PM »

Congratulations, Clevon.

Grizz · « **Reply #3404 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:13:25 PM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 24, 2014, 06:18:04 PM

As a chemistry student this one wins.
Sorry about the delay, forgot about this because of the lack of late submissions.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3405 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:37:16 PM »

Quote from: Grizz on July 28, 2014, 11:13:25 PM

As a chemistry student this one wins.

How is it that this is the first time I am hearing about this?

Grizz · « **Reply #3406 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:39:52 PM »

...high school chemistry.
Sorry.

carl320 · « **Reply #3407 on:** July 29, 2014, 08:10:47 AM »

Quote from: Grizz on July 28, 2014, 11:13:25 PM

Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 24, 2014, 06:18:04 PM

As a chemistry student this one wins.
Sorry about the delay, forgot about this because of the lack of late submissions.

I love the reference

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #3408 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:00:00 PM »

I forgot I posted in this thread until I get the PM that I won. Picture incoming shortly.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #3409 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:21:11 PM »

Standings

Emma Watson
Kingshmegland - 102
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 55
Tick - 55
lonestar- 49
gmillerdrake - 45
jingle.boy - 38
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Dr. DTVT - 16
The Silent Ham - 15

Emma Stone
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Guitarded - 13
Nick - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 9
Grizz - 8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 2
? - 2

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Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3410 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:28:29 PM »

aw look at the tank drinking water

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3411 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:45:24 PM »

Kim Jong Un: S. Korea will never expect a tank invasion by sea!

TempusVox · « **Reply #3412 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:58:47 PM »

The Westboro Baptist Churches attempt to send military aid to Israel was a complete failure.

TempusVox · « **Reply #3413 on:** July 30, 2014, 12:01:16 AM »

That fateful day when James Camerons ego finally pushed aside all logic.

TempusVox · « **Reply #3414 on:** July 30, 2014, 12:05:15 AM »

Proof that "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel has in fact finally, " Jumped the Shark".

TempusVox · « **Reply #3415 on:** July 30, 2014, 12:07:39 AM »

"Finding Nemo 5: Dory Gets Blowed Up!!!"

TempusVox · « **Reply #3416 on:** July 30, 2014, 12:10:19 AM »

BP tried everything to stop the Gulf oil spill.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3417 on:** July 30, 2014, 04:48:47 AM »

Tanks Obama!

Just then, Dr. Epstein was heard shouting "Who forgot to close the fuckin lid"!?!?!?

Taking the term "shooting fish in a barrel" to a whole new level.

This would go down in history as the tipping point for "The Biloxi Tank Party", spawning another faction of the GOP that was anti-tank/pro-drone.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3418 on:** July 30, 2014, 06:52:52 AM »

Polish Submarine

Zydar · « **Reply #3419 on:** July 30, 2014, 06:57:48 AM »

Next week on the season finale of 'Deadliest Catch'.

Tick · « **Reply #3420 on:** July 30, 2014, 07:06:35 AM »

All new, Man vs. Seafood...Only on Travel Chennel

Tick · « **Reply #3421 on:** July 30, 2014, 07:08:09 AM »

Dammit, the bucket of tar is going to get wet!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3422 on:** July 30, 2014, 01:07:40 PM »

Well that idea really tanked..............

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3423 on:** July 30, 2014, 04:58:48 PM »

This tank is real horny.

You couldn't hit the sea if you tried!

bosk1 · « **Reply #3424 on:** July 30, 2014, 05:09:02 PM »

"Dude we can fix it, my dad's got an awesome set of tools."

bosk1 · « **Reply #3425 on:** July 30, 2014, 05:22:53 PM »

"The Soviet 1961 T-54. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this tank. It is his love, it is his passion..."
"It is his fault, he didn't lock the garage."

Grizz · « **Reply #3426 on:** July 30, 2014, 05:28:08 PM »

We had to do SOMETHING with the military budget...

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3427 on:** July 30, 2014, 05:33:30 PM »

I've never seen a tank skinny dip before.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #3428 on:** July 30, 2014, 08:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 29, 2014, 11:28:29 PM

aw look at the tank drinking water

Quite a few good ones, but when I look at the picture, this makes me laugh every time. Winrar.

Grizz · « **Reply #3429 on:** July 30, 2014, 10:46:00 PM »

Just to ensure that Bin Laden is truly dead.

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 218453 times)