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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2013, 05:43:53 AM »
kingshmegland will be played by Bob Hoskins.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2013, 05:47:37 AM »
kingshmegland will be played by Bob Hoskins.




 :lol  Or Dom Deluise! :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2013, 05:48:43 AM »
:jets:  Or Dom Deluise! :jets:

Oh man, that would have worked better! :jets:
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #73 on: January 14, 2013, 05:57:18 AM »
:jets:  Or Dom Deluise! :jets:

Oh man, that would have worked better! :jets:
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« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2013, 06:13:45 AM »
 :rollin Awesome thread. :tup
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2013, 06:47:06 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2013, 06:53:28 AM »
:rollin Awesome thread. :tup

You will be played by the Nightwish drumming dude.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2013, 07:00:16 AM »
I think you guys should consider casting Richard Madden for DarkLoL, instead of the worn out Bale:

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2013, 07:04:49 AM »
I don't know man, seems like a no brainer casting choice to me!


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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2013, 07:08:36 AM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2013, 07:13:28 AM »
It's just the precence of female captives to enhance the resemblance. Bale is no closer to LoL than Madden is  :tup

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2013, 07:14:44 AM »
It's just the precence of female captives to enhance the resemblance. Bale is no closer to LoL than Madden is  :tup



Are you kidding me? Just focus on the faces, and there's a much stronger resemblance! I don't see much resemblance at all with other dude.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2013, 07:16:17 AM »
How did I know I was gonna get the Bruce Willis treatment?  :lol  I'll gladly take it.  And for reference, scotch is my go-to.

Starring in the role of BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick.  3-D glasses and all.



And in his first cinematic appearance on the big-screen, Slash agrees to die his hair blond to tackle the role of SirGuitarCozmo

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #83 on: January 14, 2013, 07:19:46 AM »
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I would love to be an animated gleeful dead child :heart

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2013, 07:25:52 AM »
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I would love to be an animated gleeful dead child :heart

Hey HEY HEY, that's not in our VFX budget! You'll have to be a guy in bed sheets, and you'll have to cut the eye holes yourself. The costume department isn't budgeted to be cutting things.


Starring in the role of BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick.  3-D glasses and all.



It's almost like you used the Google "search by image" using the one photo I have on FB. :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2013, 07:29:57 AM »
Nope, in fact on only picked up on Phoenix based on the half-head, dimly lit pic you gave us a couple months ago.

Oh, and starring as the foreign female lead pining for a good concert, yet forever lamenting that her favorite bands stay the fuck away from her country, Alanis Morissette as MoraWintersoul

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #86 on: January 14, 2013, 07:31:18 AM »
Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob? :o
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #87 on: January 14, 2013, 07:32:04 AM »
Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob? :o

Well it's pretty much identical to the pic I posted a little while back. :lol Except different headphones, and natural light. :o
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #88 on: January 14, 2013, 07:34:47 AM »
Blob has long hair? :hefdaddy

Oh, and starring as the foreign female lead pining for a good concert, yet forever lamenting that her favorite bands stay the fuck away from her country, Alanis Morissette as MoraWintersoul
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #89 on: January 14, 2013, 07:35:31 AM »
Blob: You're more bearded than I had expected. Is that a recent pic of you?
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #90 on: January 14, 2013, 07:35:57 AM »
Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #91 on: January 14, 2013, 07:36:23 AM »
Blob: You're more bearded than I had expected. Is that a recent pic of you?

Nope, that's a couple of years old. I'm actually more bearded than that pic.




Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium




Gosh darnit, I already cast Jonah Hill as Nick. Will I have to get Seth Rogan instead?
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #92 on: January 14, 2013, 07:37:54 AM »
Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob? :o

Well it's pretty much identical to the pic I posted a little while back. :lol Except different headphones, and natural light. :o

Natural light makes all the difference!
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #93 on: January 14, 2013, 07:38:37 AM »
I don't know why, but I always pictured blob as Tom Hardy. Like he had a secret Australian life as Optimus Prime or something.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2013, 07:38:47 AM »
Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium



"I didn't read the OP!" Chad exclaimed, once he was told that Jonah Hill was already casted as Nick.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2013, 07:42:33 AM »
Ivan is clearly more handsome than Steven Wilson.
*flutters eyelashes and flicks the long, green wig*
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Can I pay you in cake to be my casting director?
Can that really happen? I'm pretty sure I could live off cake.

Yup, I'll get a bakery book and I'll work my way through it, while also doing some of my own creations, like spiced tea cake (made with real yunnan gold).
I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.
Does this mean I don't get to be portrayed in the movie? :(

Of course, you will be portrayed by Björk.


This makes me happy.

Film will be so much win.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #96 on: January 14, 2013, 07:43:53 AM »
Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium



"I didn't read the OP!" Chad exclaimed, once he was told that Jonah Hill was already casted as Nick.

I read the OP, I just disregarded it.  Ok, Jonah can shoot half the movie with some stubble, and half clean-shaven.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #97 on: January 14, 2013, 07:44:56 AM »
 :lol

he's going for that Academy Award

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #98 on: January 14, 2013, 07:46:58 AM »
Yup, I'll get a bakery book and I'll work my way through it, while also doing some of my own creations, like spiced tea cake
You're the best boss I'll ever have.

I just realized that, if Alanis is me, I am to be played by a person who played God.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #99 on: January 14, 2013, 07:51:42 AM »
And of course Adami will be played by Bryan Cranston:

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #100 on: January 14, 2013, 07:57:12 AM »
Benedict Cumberbatch will play AndyDT. Why? More like why not!




"For England, Andy?"
"No, for God."

*shoot out*
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #101 on: January 14, 2013, 08:01:23 AM »
 :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #102 on: January 14, 2013, 08:12:11 AM »
Sharing a voice with Sigz is something I have no problem with either.
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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« Reply #103 on: January 14, 2013, 08:16:41 AM »
This is archive worthy stuff here.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #104 on: January 14, 2013, 08:36:48 AM »
It just gets more and more magical.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.