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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2013, 05:43:53 AM »
kingshmegland will be played by Bob Hoskins.


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« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2013, 05:47:37 AM »
kingshmegland will be played by Bob Hoskins.




 :lol  Or Dom Deluise! :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2013, 05:48:43 AM »
:jets:  Or Dom Deluise! :jets:

Oh man, that would have worked better! :jets:

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #73 on: January 14, 2013, 05:57:18 AM »
:jets:  Or Dom Deluise! :jets:

Oh man, that would have worked better! :jets:
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« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2013, 06:13:45 AM »
 :rollin Awesome thread. :tup
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« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2013, 06:47:06 AM »
Tick played by Shawn Astin
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2013, 06:53:28 AM »
:rollin Awesome thread. :tup

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« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2013, 07:00:16 AM »
I think you guys should consider casting Richard Madden for DarkLoL, instead of the worn out Bale:

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2013, 07:04:49 AM »
I don't know man, seems like a no brainer casting choice to me!


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« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2013, 07:08:36 AM »
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« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2013, 07:13:28 AM »
It's just the precence of female captives to enhance the resemblance. Bale is no closer to LoL than Madden is  :tup

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2013, 07:14:44 AM »
It's just the precence of female captives to enhance the resemblance. Bale is no closer to LoL than Madden is  :tup



Are you kidding me? Just focus on the faces, and there's a much stronger resemblance! I don't see much resemblance at all with other dude.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2013, 07:16:17 AM »
How did I know I was gonna get the Bruce Willis treatment?  :lol  I'll gladly take it.  And for reference, scotch is my go-to.

Starring in the role of BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick.  3-D glasses and all.



And in his first cinematic appearance on the big-screen, Slash agrees to die his hair blond to tackle the role of SirGuitarCozmo

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #83 on: January 14, 2013, 07:19:46 AM »
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I would love to be an animated gleeful dead child :heart

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2013, 07:25:52 AM »
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I would love to be an animated gleeful dead child :heart

Hey HEY HEY, that's not in our VFX budget! You'll have to be a guy in bed sheets, and you'll have to cut the eye holes yourself. The costume department isn't budgeted to be cutting things.


Starring in the role of BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick.  3-D glasses and all.



It's almost like you used the Google "search by image" using the one photo I have on FB. :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2013, 07:29:57 AM »
Nope, in fact on only picked up on Phoenix based on the half-head, dimly lit pic you gave us a couple months ago.

Oh, and starring as the foreign female lead pining for a good concert, yet forever lamenting that her favorite bands stay the fuck away from her country, Alanis Morissette as MoraWintersoul

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« Reply #86 on: January 14, 2013, 07:31:18 AM »
Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob? :o
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« Reply #87 on: January 14, 2013, 07:32:04 AM »
Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob? :o

Well it's pretty much identical to the pic I posted a little while back. :lol Except different headphones, and natural light. :o
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #88 on: January 14, 2013, 07:34:47 AM »
Blob has long hair? :hefdaddy

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #89 on: January 14, 2013, 07:35:31 AM »
Blob: You're more bearded than I had expected. Is that a recent pic of you?

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #90 on: January 14, 2013, 07:35:57 AM »
Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #91 on: January 14, 2013, 07:36:23 AM »
Blob: You're more bearded than I had expected. Is that a recent pic of you?

Nope, that's a couple of years old. I'm actually more bearded than that pic.




Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium




Gosh darnit, I already cast Jonah Hill as Nick. Will I have to get Seth Rogan instead?
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #92 on: January 14, 2013, 07:37:54 AM »
Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob? :o

Well it's pretty much identical to the pic I posted a little while back. :lol Except different headphones, and natural light. :o

Natural light makes all the difference!
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« Reply #93 on: January 14, 2013, 07:38:37 AM »
I don't know why, but I always pictured blob as Tom Hardy. Like he had a secret Australian life as Optimus Prime or something.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2013, 07:38:47 AM »
Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium



"I didn't read the OP!" Chad exclaimed, once he was told that Jonah Hill was already casted as Nick.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2013, 07:42:33 AM »
Ivan is clearly more handsome than Steven Wilson.
*flutters eyelashes and flicks the long, green wig*
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Can I pay you in cake to be my casting director?
Can that really happen? I'm pretty sure I could live off cake.

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I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.
Does this mean I don't get to be portrayed in the movie? :(

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This makes me happy.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #96 on: January 14, 2013, 07:43:53 AM »
Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium



"I didn't read the OP!" Chad exclaimed, once he was told that Jonah Hill was already casted as Nick.

I read the OP, I just disregarded it.  Ok, Jonah can shoot half the movie with some stubble, and half clean-shaven.
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« Reply #97 on: January 14, 2013, 07:44:56 AM »
 :lol

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« Reply #98 on: January 14, 2013, 07:46:58 AM »
Yup, I'll get a bakery book and I'll work my way through it, while also doing some of my own creations, like spiced tea cake
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« Reply #99 on: January 14, 2013, 07:51:42 AM »
And of course Adami will be played by Bryan Cranston:


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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #100 on: January 14, 2013, 07:57:12 AM »
Benedict Cumberbatch will play AndyDT. Why? More like why not!




"For England, Andy?"
"No, for God."

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #101 on: January 14, 2013, 08:01:23 AM »
 :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #102 on: January 14, 2013, 08:12:11 AM »
Sharing a voice with Sigz is something I have no problem with either.
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« Reply #103 on: January 14, 2013, 08:16:41 AM »
This is archive worthy stuff here.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #104 on: January 14, 2013, 08:36:48 AM »
It just gets more and more magical.
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