How did I know I was gonna get the Bruce Willis treatment?
I'll gladly take it. And for reference, scotch is my go-to.
Starring in the role of BlobVanDam
, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick. 3-D glasses and all.
And in his first cinematic appearance on the big-screen, Slash agrees to die his hair blond to tackle the role of SirGuitarCozmo