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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2013, 12:24:46 PM »
Ivan is clearly more handsome than Steven Wilson.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2013, 12:26:39 PM »
3/10

Generic Hollywood trash.
You know what, I'll make you a deal. I'll bump it up to a 4/10 if you cast Ellen Page to play me.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2013, 12:32:34 PM »
I have a feeling that while this movie would be great, I would probably wait until it came out on Blu-ray/DVD to watch it. :lol



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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2013, 12:48:27 PM »
Yea that led me to the question: 3D of course but 24/48/60p or why not 72p is the question? I wanna see sexy-time crystal clear!
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2013, 12:53:07 PM »
I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2013, 12:54:10 PM »

I think that this describes how most of us feel about the thread.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2013, 12:55:08 PM »
Epic thread. Blob, you're a genius.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2013, 01:00:44 PM »
I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.
Does this mean I don't get to be portrayed in the movie? :(
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2013, 01:12:25 PM »
I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.
Does this mean I don't get to be portrayed in the movie? :(

Of course, you will be portrayed by Björk.


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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2013, 01:12:57 PM »
I think Blob should play himself, but we would never actually see him... he'd be like the anonymous informant in a movie, always hidden by the shadows or well placed obstructions.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2013, 01:21:36 PM »
I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.
Does this mean I don't get to be portrayed in the movie? :(

Of course, you will be portrayed by Björk.


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« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2013, 02:32:45 PM »
fantastic thread so far.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2013, 02:34:59 PM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2013, 02:36:59 PM »
Can I be a tree?  :o
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2013, 02:51:24 PM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2013, 03:17:42 PM »
Ivan is clearly more handsome than Steven Wilson.
*flutters eyelashes and flicks the long, green wig*
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2013, 06:26:20 PM »
This thread is fucking gold. If nobody else has a better idea for me, I'd like to be played by Sasha Grey, and my alter ego Admiral Jackbar played by the ghost of Peter Sellers.







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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2013, 06:51:37 PM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2013, 08:01:19 PM »
Oh my fuck. The Sasha Gray similarities. They cannot be unseen. Wow what.















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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2013, 08:30:31 PM »
This thread is beautiful. I love that I knew who each of the actors were playing based solely on the pictures. :clap:

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2013, 08:38:25 PM »
Someone think we can get Eddie Griffin to put his Undercover Brother costume back on to play me?

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2013, 08:44:30 PM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2013, 08:58:12 PM »
And of course Johnny Depp as The Texas Pirate! A rum-downing, harlot-baiting curmudgeon; perpetually rowing to page 100.



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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2013, 09:59:14 PM »
The pic isn't working, but that's an amazing idea  :yarr  :metal

Oh my fuck. The Sasha Gray similarities. They cannot be unseen.

And you haven't even seen my...
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2013, 10:35:44 PM »
3/10

Generic Hollywood trash.
You know what, I'll make you a deal. I'll bump it up to a 4/10 if you cast Ellen Page to play me.
Offer's still good.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #60 on: January 13, 2013, 10:42:06 PM »
OMFG this thread  :lol :rollin :lol
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #61 on: January 13, 2013, 10:55:41 PM »
3/10

Generic Hollywood trash.
You know what, I'll make you a deal. I'll bump it up to a 4/10 if you cast Ellen Page to play me.
Offer's still good.

Fuck it. I'm casting Nicolas Cage to play you. And he's going to spend the whole movie trying to decipher the one liners that come from his pet hamster, which talks to him psychically and only he can hear it. Also, he's the janitor.

lat/10

Yea that led me to the question: 3D of course but 24/48/60p or why not 72p is the question? I wanna see sexy-time crystal clear!

This movie will only be available in 24p 2D. Zydar looks unnatural at high frame rates, and his substances don't translate well to 3D. In fact, all of Zydar's scenes will also be in black and white slow motion, because then it will look artsy instead of seedy and offensive.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #62 on: January 13, 2013, 11:46:32 PM »


Daniel Radcliffe as icysk8r, an up-and-coming magician out to prove himself to the world--or perhaps take it over.  With just enough personal issues to make him an appropriately flawed but sympathetic character, icysk8r will clash repeatedly with the society and leadership of DTF--always riding the line between hero and villain.  On which side will he ultimately fall?

[edit]The picture's not showing up for me anymore.  If it's gone, that sucks, because I managed to find a picture of Daniel Radcliffe with almost emo-ish hair across one of his eyes.  It was in the same vein as the hair icy used to have back in the day.  But whatever, at least everybody knows what Harry Potter looks like...just imagine him with emo hair.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #63 on: January 13, 2013, 11:52:26 PM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2013, 12:10:15 AM »
HOLYSHITTHISTHREAD

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« Reply #65 on: January 14, 2013, 12:16:05 AM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2013, 12:58:37 AM »
LMFAO @ this thread....(I'll be content with a cameo role, or an extra,or just a unanymous passer-by)  :hefdaddy
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2013, 01:15:45 AM »
Yea that led me to the question: 3D of course but 24/48/60p or why not 72p is the question? I wanna see sexy-time crystal clear!

This movie will only be available in 24p 2D. Zydar looks unnatural at high frame rates, and his substances don't translate well to 3D. In fact, all of Zydar's scenes will also be in black and white slow motion, because then it will look artsy instead of seedy and offensive.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2013, 01:22:53 AM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2013, 05:31:41 AM »

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