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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #105 on: January 14, 2013, 09:04:38 AM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #106 on: January 14, 2013, 09:25:10 AM »
This is a thread of the Gods I say. :hefdaddy
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #107 on: January 14, 2013, 09:35:36 AM »
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #108 on: January 14, 2013, 09:40:56 AM »
Chiklis is a great actor, but I'm pretty sure I'm taller and thinner than him.

But I can't think of anyone else to cast as me.  Other than Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #109 on: January 14, 2013, 09:43:06 AM »
Yeah, but you can't improve upon perfection, so whoever plays you will be flawed in some way Hef.
     

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #110 on: January 14, 2013, 09:45:50 AM »
So, who's directing this film? What's the plot?
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #111 on: January 14, 2013, 09:46:51 AM »
The guy who directed Snakes on a Plane just died, so he's out.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #112 on: January 14, 2013, 09:47:59 AM »
So, who's directing this film? What's the plot?

Hey now, those are questions for marketing, nothing to concern yourself with.


Chiklis is a great actor, but I'm pretty sure I'm taller and thinner than him.

But I can't think of anyone else to cast as me.  Other than Stone Cold Steve Austin.

He would have been my #2 choice.

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #113 on: January 14, 2013, 09:49:43 AM »
The ghost of Bea Arthur as Tick's lens flare:


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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #114 on: January 14, 2013, 09:52:02 AM »
Chiklis is a great actor, but I'm pretty sure I'm taller and thinner than him.

But I can't think of anyone else to cast as me.  Other than Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #115 on: January 14, 2013, 09:54:00 AM »
Can't see it.

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« Reply #116 on: January 14, 2013, 09:54:42 AM »
The ghost of Bea Arthur as Tick's lens flare:

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This is fucking genius.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #117 on: January 14, 2013, 09:55:58 AM »
Can I be a tree?  :o

An oak or a maple?
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #118 on: January 14, 2013, 10:09:44 AM »
Chiklis is a great actor, but I'm pretty sure I'm taller and thinner than him.

But I can't think of anyone else to cast as me.  Other than Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #119 on: January 14, 2013, 10:43:51 AM »
SCENE 11

Exterior of a downtown row house.  A dark sedan pulls up.  Out step Bosk and Hef, wearing expensive suits and cheap cologne.  As Hef turns to close his door, his suit jacket opens slightly, revealing a large semiautomatic handgun.  They step quickly up the steps to the building and enter.

Lonestar is preparing breakfast in a well-stocked, ergonomically correct kitchen.  He moves calmly yet deliberately from the cutting board to the stove and back, adding ingredients to various pans, stirring things, etc.  He is wearing a chef's hat, apron, and nothing else.  Camera is positioned to take in most of the kitchen, a passthrough to the main living area, a hallway which presumably leads to one or more bedrooms, and Lonestar's excellent backside.

Camera positioned at the end of the hall shooting towards the main living area.  A female figure steps out from one of the rooms and walks away from the camera.  She is wearing a small loose-fitting T-shirt and panties.  She disappears into another room and closes the door.  We hear water running.

There is a knock at the door.  Lonestar quickly checks the various pans on the stove, then goes and answers the door.  It is Bosk and Hef.  They smile.  Lonestar does not.  They enter the apartment without saying a word, as Lonestar heads back to the kitchen.  He continues to prepare breakfast.

LONESTAR: You said Thursday.
BOSK: I know.
LONESTAR: It's only Tuesday.
BOSK: I know.

Lonestar stops what he's doing.  He looks through the passthrough into the living room, where Bosk and Hef have seated themselves on the couch.  Lonestar sighs.

LONESTAR: You're not going to make this easy for me, are you?
BOSK: Why should we?


to be continued...

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #120 on: January 14, 2013, 10:49:07 AM »
SCENE 11

Exterior of a downtown row house.  A dark sedan pulls up.  Out step Bosk and Hef, wearing expensive suits and cheap cologne.  As Hef turns to close his door, his suit jacket opens slightly, revealing a large semiautomatic handgun.  They step quickly up the steps to the building and enter.

Lonestar is preparing breakfast in a well-stocked, ergonomically correct kitchen.  He moves calmly yet deliberately from the cutting board to the stove and back, adding ingredients to various pans, stirring things, etc.  He is wearing a chef's hat, apron, and nothing else.  Camera is positioned to take in most of the kitchen, a passthrough to the main living area, a hallway which presumably leads to one or more bedrooms, and Lonestar's excellent backside.

Camera positioned at the end of the hall shooting towards the main living area.  A female figure steps out from one of the rooms and walks away from the camera.  She is wearing a small loose-fitting T-shirt and panties.  Her face is obscured.  She disappears into another room and closes the door.  We hear water running.

There is a knock at the door.  Lonestar quickly checks the various pans on the stove, then goes and answers the door.  It is Bosk and Hef.  They smile.  Lonestar does not.  They enter the apartment without saying a word, as Lonestar heads back to the kitchen.  He continues to prepare breakfast.

LONESTAR: You said Thursday.
BOSK: I know.
LONESTAR: It's only Tuesday.
BOSK: I know.

Lonestar stops what he's doing.  He looks through the passthrough into the living room, where Bosk and Hef have seated themselves on the couch.  Lonestar sighs.

LONESTAR: You're not going to make this easy for me, are you?
BOSK: Why should we?


to be continued...

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #121 on: January 14, 2013, 10:49:52 AM »
:clap:
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #122 on: January 14, 2013, 11:38:17 AM »
If this script somehow manages to incorporate a water gollum and bacon-induced hallucinations, I think it will at the very least be tied for most epic thing ever, with the very real possibility of pulling out the outright victory.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #123 on: January 14, 2013, 11:44:09 AM »
There must be ghosts and UFOs as well.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #124 on: January 14, 2013, 11:55:11 AM »
And a cameo of Chris Collins singing the Your Majesty loop.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #125 on: January 14, 2013, 12:09:52 PM »
_can everyone write?-

Scene 12.

BosK rolls up his sleeves slowly. Reveals two very large and colourful Japanese style tattoo´s.
Hefdaddy looks over, a small smile around his lips.

Lonestar: ´Look, you guys....´
Bosk: ´NOT so fast.....you owe us, remember?´

Lonestar: ´Can I just check on the food real quick? I´m cooking a very special meal for a very special lady....and I´d HATE to spoil it´

Hefdaddy: (looks at Bosk who nods very slowly) ´okay. Real quick.....but I´m watching....and stay away from those steak knives´ Lonestar starts to move across the kitchen, very leisurlely.

All of a sudden, there´s a flash across the room. In a super slowmotion replay, we see the bedroom door open, and a womanfigure darts out at speed and cartwheels across the room. Bosk has just anough time to turn his head a quarter of the way around before one of the woman´s high heels catch him square across the nose.  The blood flies out in slow motion and splatters across the near wall. In one movement (or so it seems) the woman has drawn a slim knife and has thrown it towards Hefdaddy, who anticipated something of the kind and throws himself behind the counter. Having come to a standstill, we now recognise the woman as Obscure.
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #126 on: January 14, 2013, 12:27:07 PM »
The plot thickens!
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #127 on: January 14, 2013, 12:29:34 PM »
There must be ghosts and UFOs as well.
Will there be lens flare involved?
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #128 on: January 14, 2013, 12:30:27 PM »
Mickey Rourke as Cyclopssss?




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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #129 on: January 14, 2013, 12:33:16 PM »
Seems out of character for me to hide behind a counter.

But proceed.

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« Reply #130 on: January 14, 2013, 12:55:17 PM »
I just found this thread and OMG

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #131 on: January 14, 2013, 12:59:28 PM »
He is wearing a chef's hat, apron, and nothing else.  Camera is positioned to take in most of the kitchen, a passthrough to the main living area, a hallway which presumably leads to one or more bedrooms, and Lonestar's excellent backside.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #132 on: January 14, 2013, 01:03:19 PM »
Is this a Showtime original movie?

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« Reply #133 on: January 14, 2013, 01:04:45 PM »
Micky Roarke would do me fine, thank you! Can I be a bum? I´d love to be a bum!
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #134 on: January 14, 2013, 01:05:31 PM »
I know there has to be a scene at a marina :hat
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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #135 on: January 14, 2013, 01:11:24 PM »
Am I too late??

Cause it's pretty obvious who plays The Dude...

I'll be drinking White Russians to each and every one of you in honor of the DTF movie.    (wow...I'm gonna be freakin plowed...)

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #136 on: January 14, 2013, 01:14:01 PM »
I specifically left out any mention of Obscure because she hasn't been cast yet.  Oh well.

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #137 on: January 14, 2013, 01:14:54 PM »
Am I too late??

Cause it's pretty obvious who plays The Dude...

I'll be drinking White Russians to each and every one of you in honor of the DTF movie.    (wow...I'm gonna be freakin plowed...)

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« Reply #138 on: January 14, 2013, 01:15:42 PM »
A toast to you all...

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Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #139 on: January 14, 2013, 01:18:37 PM »
Lemme check....



Julia Roberts as Obscure?

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