Dream Theater's Untitled 12th Album: Make a fake tracklist/title

[Zydar]

[jdprsaga]

DT12 - We are still alive!

Disc 1: The civilization
1. overture (-)5125.36 - 5:12
2. A new empire Rises - 5:36
3. Ilumination: Gods, Stars and seasons 12:21
4. the rupture 10:00
5. Spanish Requirement (instrumental) 15:13
5. Extermination lament - 4:56

Disc 2.  The panic Show
1. The prophet  - 9:00
2. The illness that never happened 20:00
3. Fire from the sky -  09:11
4. the snake from winter solstice- 12:12
5. 13thbaktunarium 13:00



nuggets included .

[Infinite Cactus]

In this post I will capture the essence of every Dream Theater album. The first line is the song style. Then

length. Then the title of the song in (parenthesis).

Dream Theater - A Title Less Lame Than Most Prog Metal
1. Opening song Pt 1. Sounds Kind of Familiar 8:12
(Angry Faces And Sad Buttholes)
John Petrucci

Description:This song sounds familiar enough to dream theater that you be all like dang!

2. For Some Reason The First Ballad 4:15
John Petrucci
(Introspective Cliches)

Description: I like how a lot of dt albums have the slowest song second. And by like I mean am confused.

3. Poppy Generic Rocks 6:50
John Petrucci
Title to include following metalesque words like (Redemption Within or Enraged Teardrops)

Description: Up in the sky! It's Linkin Park! It's Chevelle! It's 2010s Pop Metal!

4.Possible Ballad 2: Not Completely A Ballad Pt.1 aka A Ballad's Possibility 6:34
James LaBrie
A title that explains nothing (The Gatekeeper's Book Depository)

Description:Everyone will argue whether or not this one is a ballad. It's more rockin than the first one. Maybe
It overstays it's welcome. Maybe it's too happy? This is the song that will probably be my favorite but

everyone else will think it sounds too 1980s.

5.I BET THIS ONE IS AN INSTRUMENTAL 7:44
John Petrucci
(Birdlike Disposition)

Description: It's not.

6.THIS ONE IS SO STRONK AND HEABY 10:50
John Petrucci
(Heavy Medal's)

Description: This is the heaviest song on the album. You'll like it. A few lame asses will tell you it's not
as good as The Glass Prison or The Mirror. It totally is as good.

7.First Song Written for the Album 11:25
John Myung
(Reflections, Tears, Heaven, Illusions, Dreams, Tought Process, Creativity, Mindfulness,)

Description: JOHN MYUNG WROTE THIS ONE. OH BOY!

8.The Big One That's Good Except That One Part You Hate because those notes are dumb. 18:16
John Petrucci
(The Title Is Lame)

Description. You see the length and either react THANK GOD or FUCK NO TOO MANY. Complain about

how bad it is. It will magically to some people be better than any song previously written for a year. After

that year everyone will say it's overrated except one guy who magically shows up in every thread to proclaim

it's strengths.

Bonus retro songs:
9.This One Is Too Long But It's Alright 12:37
(I Hate Your Opinions)
Mike Portnoy

Description: It sounds like Pantera except the Muse Section. It's a really neat song but for some reason has the

phrase "Ass Worship" in it which is confusing. But you'll get used to the phrase when they do it live and you

shout that part because it's really fun.

10. Best Song Ever Written 6:32
(RelationSHITS)
Kevin Moore

Description: It's the best song ever written. But everyone hates it. The biggest downfall is too many words for

lyrics that are way way too abstract. The other downfall is the song ends at 4:00 but then you hear radio dials

tuning in and random samples. At the end is a reprise of A Fortune In Lies because DAT BITCH MADE A

FORTUNE IN LIES AND NOW I PAY WITH A FORTUNE OF CRIES.

[LCArenas]

 

[Lolzeez]

Dream Theater-Chicken Soup

Chicken Soup (1:19:32)
Puke (1:13)
Poisoned (5:44)
Coma (12:44)
Out Of The Hospital (3:44)
More Chicken Soup (4:22:42)
Really Seriously Sick Due To Food Poisoning (20:44)
Death Is Not The End,But Only A Transition (5:38)
The Spirit Carries On And On (7:33)
Afterlife v. Jam v. reprise from Chicken Soup (25:11)
Apperently Chicken Soup Is Bad (4:44:44)
Buckets O' Chicken Soup (24:00:00) (At the end It's announced that Mike Portnoy is back in the band.)

[DebraKadabra]

Oh noes!

[RoeDent]

Dream Theater - Dream Theater

1. Overture (4:20)
2. The Right to Arm Bears (9:41)
3. A Pirate's Life for Me! (7:06)
4. Yer A Wizard! (8:12)
5. The Ninja (instrumental; mostly silence) (5:58)
6. The Genie (w/ long drum solo in the middle) (7:58)
7. The Dream Theater (13:37)
8. Conclusion (3:08)

TOTAL: 60:00

[MoraWintersoul]

Oh noes!

I know exactly which sentence prompted your "oh noes"

[Lolzeez]

Oh noes!

I know exactly which sentence prompted your "oh noes"

Imo It's still not ridiculous enough. Coma and Poisoned sound like they could be song names. For a hair metal album.

[robwebster]

2. For Some Reason The First Ballad 4:15
John Petrucci
(Introspective Cliches)

Description: I like how a lot of dt albums have the slowest song second. And by like I mean am confused.

You're confused? Between Status Seeker, Caught in a Web, You Not Me, Overture 1928, Blind Faith, About to Crash, This Dying Soul, Forsaken, A Rite of Passage and Build Me Up, Break Me Down, I'm positively baffled.

If it's usually anything, track two's usually the heavy-ish radio single. The softest song's been second exactly twice - and there's probably a nugget in there, if anyone's still looking.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

The answer lies within another day.

[Infinite Cactus]

2. For Some Reason The First Ballad 4:15
John Petrucci
(Introspective Cliches)

Description: I like how a lot of dt albums have the slowest song second. And by like I mean am confused.

You're confused? Between Status Seeker, Caught in a Web, You Not Me, Overture 1928, Blind Faith, About to Crash, This Dying Soul, Forsaken, A Rite of Passage and Build Me Up, Break Me Down, I'm positively baffled.

If it's usually anything, track two's usually the heavy-ish radio single. The softest song's been second exactly twice - and there's probably a nugget in there, if anyone's still looking.

Regardless. My post still captures the essence.

[MoraWintersoul]

The answer lies within another day.

[cyberdrummer]

2. For Some Reason The First Ballad 4:15
John Petrucci
(Introspective Cliches)

Description: I like how a lot of dt albums have the slowest song second. And by like I mean am confused.

You're confused? Between Status Seeker, Caught in a Web, You Not Me, Overture 1928, Blind Faith, About to Crash, This Dying Soul, Forsaken, A Rite of Passage and Build Me Up, Break Me Down, I'm positively baffled.

If it's usually anything, track two's usually the heavy-ish radio single. The softest song's been second exactly twice - and there's probably a nugget in there, if anyone's still looking.

I would argue only once.

[Infinite Cactus]

I guess I should have phrased it in such a way that at least in terms of energy drop off, I feel like Status Seeker, Another Day, You Not Me, Blind Faith, About To Crash, Forsaken, and A Rite Of Passage all bring the momentum down, obviously not in a bad way. But so much for trying the sarcastic humor post. I guess I should have posted the weird fanboy one with names such as A Clock On The Wall, and The Keeper Of Secrets and all the other overly serious prog titles. Dicks and Drugs (Money 4 Tha Hunnies: In God We Lust Pt. 1 Scene 2.)

[robwebster]

I don't think the idea of satirising the structure of an average DT album was off-base, it'd just help if we'd actually recognised it as an average DT album!

With regret, I'm not entirely convinced it does capture the essence, is what I was really getting at.

[Infinite Cactus]

Fair enough, but since there isn't an average Dream Theater Album really, I structured it like Octavarium, A little of Images and Words, and a little bit of ADTOE.

[robwebster]

That's cool! I do get what you're saying about slowing the momentum, too. Forsaken, certainly, is quite restrained, if still rocky.

[TheSilentHam]

Dream Theater - A Closer Look

 1.  From Now On
 2.  Usual Suspects
 3.  Center of Gravitas
 4.  Karma Kreep
 5.  Pushed Too Far
 6.  Oscillation Nation
 7.  Rogue Wave
 8.  Trickster
 9.  Nails In My Hand
10. Over My Dead
11. Years To Go

[Infinite Cactus]

1.On the Back's Of Angels, ITPOE pt1, The Root Of All Evil, A Nightmare To Remember
2.The Answer Lies Within, Another Day,
3.These Walls, Build Me Up Break Me Down, Forsaken, A Rite Of Passage
4.Surrounded, I Walk Beside You, Anna Lee, The Best Of Times, Peruvian Skies.
5.The Shaman's Trance, The Count of Tuscany. I bet it's an instrumental. Wait, nope.
6.Bridges In The Sky, The Dark Eternal Night, Panic Attack
7.The John Myung Song or The First song written for the album i.e. Trial Of Tears, Sacrificed Sons, Learning To Live, Lifting Shadows, Breaking All Illusions, In The Name Of God
8.ITPOE Pt.2, 8VM, The Count of Tuscany.

9.Constant Motion,The Dark Eternal Night, Prophets of War, Never Enough, anything that's accused of ripping something off. Any song the collective hates until they see it live.
10.Space Dye Vest mainly, also Lie, 6:00, LFAGA, Only A Matter Of Time. PRETTY MUCH KEVIN MOORE.

[Ruba]

Dream Theater - An Evening Shift at McDonald's

1.Bow Before Me, Mortal Ones (16:32) (lyrics by Petrucci) - mostly consisting of guitar soloing that would make Yngwie Malmsteen think about chancing a career
2.A Lonely Forklift Blues (03:35) (lyrics by LaBrie) - a sad song about underrated vehicles
3.There Are Things That Aren't Taught on Hogwarts (07:57) (instrumental) - Rudess uses iPad, Continuum, MiniMoog and various other instruments
4.4/4 (08:53) (lyrics by Petrucci) - something very different to what the track title suggests
5.No, We Don't Know What Is Muse (04:27) (lyrics by Petrucci) - Never Enough meets Prophets of War
6.Too Many Cheeseburgers (12:16) (lyrics by LaBrie) - in the end, if listen very closely, you can hear JM burp! first time ever he does any vocal contribution to DT album
7.Fallen Skies from Above, Pure Stillness Shattered and Torn into the Night (18:59) (lyrics by Petrucci) - huge epic song, which lyrics will be analyzed to bits until JP tells in an interview that they are about eating mushrooms
8.Dark Tales Fulfilled (33:16) (lyrics by Myung/Petrucci) - the best DT song ever
I Not Ready
II Under the Control
III Glad to See You
IV Go Away
V Entwined
VI Turn Your Back
VII Zoom

There are two hidden messages in the last track. A virtual hug for the one who finds them first!

[Cedar redaC]

Dream Theater - An Evening Shift at McDonald's

1.Bow Before Me, Mortal Ones (16:32) (lyrics by Petrucci) - mostly consisting of guitar soloing that would make Yngwie Malmsteen think about chancing a career
2.A Lonely Forklift Blues (03:35) (lyrics by LaBrie) - a sad song about underrated vehicles
3.There Are Things That Aren't Taught on Hogwarts (07:57) (instrumental) - Rudess uses iPad, Continuum, MiniMoog and various other instruments
4.4/4 (08:53) (lyrics by Petrucci) - something very different to what the track title suggests
5.No, We Don't Know What Is Muse (04:27) (lyrics by Petrucci) - Never Enough meets Prophets of War
6.Too Many Cheeseburgers (12:16) (lyrics by LaBrie) - in the end, if listen very closely, you can hear JM burp! first time ever he does any vocal contribution to DT album
7.Fallen Skies from Above, Pure Stillness Shattered and Torn into the Night (18:59) (lyrics by Petrucci) - huge epic song, which lyrics will be analyzed to bits until JP tells in an interview that they are about eating mushrooms
8.Dark Tales Fulfilled (33:16) (lyrics by Myung/Petrucci) - the best DT song ever
I Not Ready
II Under the Control
III Glad to See You
IV Go Away
V Entwined
VI Turn Your Back
VII Zoom

There are two hidden messages in the last track. A virtual hug for the one who finds them first!

Dark Tales Fulfilled is DTF, and the first letter of each movement spells NUGGETZ.

[Chino]

Dream Theater - The First and Certainly Not The Phone

Disc One
1) Gullibull
2) Vacant Hook
3) Reprise (Instrumental)
4) Modeling Interface
5) Rotary Nonfiction
6) In Front of You
7) Tramp Station
Disc Two
8) Gullicafe
9) Nine and Three Quarters
10) Inches
11) Out of the Garbage Can
12) Shit Bow
13) Shut Up and Touch Me
14) Digital Play Ground
15) Atoms
I Earth
II Wind
III Napalm
16) Reprise Reprise (Half Instrumental, Half Regular Song, and Half Epic)

[Ruba]

Dream Theater - An Evening Shift at McDonald's

1.Bow Before Me, Mortal Ones (16:32) (lyrics by Petrucci) - mostly consisting of guitar soloing that would make Yngwie Malmsteen think about chancing a career
2.A Lonely Forklift Blues (03:35) (lyrics by LaBrie) - a sad song about underrated vehicles
3.There Are Things That Aren't Taught on Hogwarts (07:57) (instrumental) - Rudess uses iPad, Continuum, MiniMoog and various other instruments
4.4/4 (08:53) (lyrics by Petrucci) - something very different to what the track title suggests
5.No, We Don't Know What Is Muse (04:27) (lyrics by Petrucci) - Never Enough meets Prophets of War
6.Too Many Cheeseburgers (12:16) (lyrics by LaBrie) - in the end, if listen very closely, you can hear JM burp! first time ever he does any vocal contribution to DT album
7.Fallen Skies from Above, Pure Stillness Shattered and Torn into the Night (18:59) (lyrics by Petrucci) - huge epic song, which lyrics will be analyzed to bits until JP tells in an interview that they are about eating mushrooms
8.Dark Tales Fulfilled (33:16) (lyrics by Myung/Petrucci) - the best DT song ever
I Not Ready
II Under the Control
III Glad to See You
IV Go Away
V Entwined
VI Turn Your Back
VII Zoom

There are two hidden messages in the last track. A virtual hug for the one who finds them first!

Dark Tales Fulfilled is DTF, and the first letter of each movement spells NUGGETZ.

Good work .

[jhonvictor]

Dream Theater - Mike's New Band

Drum Solo (45:21)
Eating a banana (0:17)
Finishing the Drum Solo (31:25)

[LCArenas]

Sometimes I have too much free time in vacations.


Dream Theater - XII
1. Gone
2. Shoulders of Giants
3. The Sight of Darker Days
4. Pale Blue Doors
5. Eyeless
6. Chalybs Engine [Instrumental]
7. Antrum
8. The Blood in Purple
9. Year of the Rain
10. Embracer

[Zook]

You must get the real DT font or Blob will have a hissy fit.

[BlobVanDam]

You must get the real DT font or Blob will have a hissy fit.

It's true.

[theseoafs]

DT12:  Cruisin' for a Musin'

1.  Rising Up (5:03)
2.  Resistor (5:47)
3.  Unrevealed Preferences (3:56)
4.  Collaborative Organized Governmental Communities on the Landmass Comprising Europe and Asia / Incidental Damage (5:48)
5.  Leading Glow (4:13)
6.  Abnormal Choices (6:55)
7.  NL Great (4:06)
8.  I Am One of Your Possessions / Le sous-titre français (5:39)
9.  Intergenesis: Orchestra I (Prelude) (4:18)
10.  Intergenesis: Orchestra II (Bees) (3:56)
11.  Intergenesis: Orchestra III (It's All Better Now) (4:37)
12.  [Bonus track] I Think DT May Have Ripped Off Muse (feat. Mike Portnoy) (11:22)

[LCArenas]

You must get the real DT font or Blob will have a hissy fit.

It's true.

Aw man. Where?

[BlobVanDam]

You must get the real DT font or Blob will have a hissy fit.

It's true.

Aw man. Where?

This should work-
https://www.blobvandam.com/font.zip

[Cedar redaC]

DT12:  Cruisin' for a Musin'

1.  Rising Up (5:03)
2.  Resistor (5:47)
3.  Unrevealed Preferences (3:56)
4.  Collaborative Organized Governmental Communities on the Landmass Comprising Europe and Asia / Incidental Damage (5:48)
5.  Leading Glow (4:13)
6.  Abnormal Choices (6:55)
7.  NL Great (4:06)
8.  I Am One of Your Possessions / Le sous-titre français (5:39)
9.  Intergenesis: Orchestra I (Prelude) (4:18)
10.  Intergenesis: Orchestra II (Bees) (3:56)
11.  Intergenesis: Orchestra III (It's All Better Now) (4:37)
12.  [Bonus track] I Think DT May Have Ripped Off Muse (feat. Mike Portnoy) (11:22)

[LCArenas]

You must get the real DT font or Blob will have a hissy fit.

It's true.

Aw man. Where?

This should work-
https://www.blobvandam.com/font.zip

Fix'd What do you guys think?

[Cyclopssss]

I think it looks fantastic. I'd buy that in mosquito's fart....

[Kotowboy]

You must get the real DT font or Blob will have a hissy fit.

It's true.

Psssst. I don't know how to mention this - but ....



.. That's not the actual album cover.