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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2012, 01:44:58 PM »
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My dog would beg to differ.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2012, 01:46:04 PM »
Let me clarify. My dog and I, behind closed doors, would beg to differ.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2012, 02:25:56 PM »
I just ate a PBJ sandwich. *appreciates*

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2012, 02:51:26 PM »
I just tried the triple decker toasted PB&J. SO GOOD
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2012, 02:57:08 PM »
Let me clarify. My dog and I, behind closed doors, would beg to differ.

Floyd, what you and your dog do behind closed doors is really none of our business.  Seriously it's okay, we respect your privacy.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2012, 03:03:24 PM »
Feel free to respect our misunderstood exhibitionism as well.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2012, 12:15:09 PM »
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2012, 12:22:28 PM »
I just tried the triple decker toasted PB&J. SO GOOD

Just made one myself. Here we go.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2012, 12:25:12 PM »
PBJ rocks.  Personally, I go with strawberry instead of grape.  Preferably my parents' homemade strawberry freezer jam.  For PB, it's Crazy Richard's.  After having eaten that and realizing how good peanut butter could taste, I haven't once gone back to regular mass produced peanut butter.  Now when I eat regular peanut butter, it tastes vaguely peanutty and extremely sweet.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2012, 12:31:04 PM »
The wife and I still have them on a Saturday afternoon whenever we are home.  Add Fluff and make it a triple decker and I'm good.

So a fluffernutter with jelly?

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #80 on: December 03, 2012, 12:32:52 PM »
PBJ rocks.  Personally, I go with strawberry instead of grape.  Preferably my parents' homemade strawberry freezer jam.  For PB, it's Crazy Richard's.  After having eaten that and realizing how good peanut butter could taste, I haven't once gone back to regular mass produced peanut butter.  Now when I eat regular peanut butter, it tastes vaguely peanutty and extremely sweet.
Grape jelly is nasty. I'll check out Crazy Richard's next time.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2012, 12:34:40 PM »
Apricot preserves > Grape Jelly / jam / preserves > Strawberry

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2012, 12:35:02 PM »
The wife and I still have them on a Saturday afternoon whenever we are home.  Add Fluff and make it a triple decker and I'm good.

So a fluffernutter with jelly?


Those do look damn good. I'll have to get with the program and finally try it one of these days.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2012, 12:40:10 PM »
PBJ rocks.  Personally, I go with strawberry instead of grape.  Preferably my parents' homemade strawberry freezer jam.  For PB, it's Crazy Richard's.  After having eaten that and realizing how good peanut butter could taste, I haven't once gone back to regular mass produced peanut butter.  Now when I eat regular peanut butter, it tastes vaguely peanutty and extremely sweet.
Grape jelly is nasty. I'll check out Crazy Richard's next time.

Crazy Richard's is a little on the expensive side, but it is all natural.  There is ONE ingredient on the label.  Peanuts.

When you open it, there's a layer of oil on top of a layer of solids.  You have to get a hard butter knife and mix them together.  The end result is worth the effort - a peanut butter that tastes like nothing but peanuts.  Sounds odd to say that, but when you taste the difference, you'll see how particularly not-peanutty most peanut butter tastes, in comparison.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2012, 07:54:27 PM »
When we were kids, one of my buddies used to make PB & Fluff sandwiches.  They were awesome, for sure.  But I gotta have the jam.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #85 on: December 04, 2012, 09:40:05 AM »
When I was a kid, a friend made cream cheese & jelly sandwiches.  It was pretty good.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #86 on: December 04, 2012, 09:57:01 AM »
Or peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #87 on: December 04, 2012, 10:39:38 AM »
Or peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #88 on: December 04, 2012, 11:16:08 AM »
My dad made peanut butter and banana all the time.  Sliced the banana into disks and placed them onto the peanut butter-covered bread.  I works better than I thought, I suppose because bananas are fruit, but given the choice, I still go for the sweetness of jam.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #89 on: December 04, 2012, 11:17:49 AM »
I bet a PB, nanner, fluff, honey, and apricot preserve sammich would knock the Earth off its axis.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #90 on: December 04, 2012, 11:28:22 AM »
This girl hates PB&J sandwiches. The only way I will eat PB is in chocolate!

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #91 on: December 04, 2012, 11:28:48 AM »
I bet a PB, nanner, fluff, honey, and apricot preserve sammich would knock the Earth off its axis.

When you think about it, it's pretty amazing that peanut butter goes so well with so many other things.  Seriously, I wonder why that is.  There's something about it that makes it like the universal sandwich ingredient.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #92 on: December 04, 2012, 11:31:58 AM »
PB haters and lovers of Fluffernutters can kindly get the hell out this damn thread. :biggrin:

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #93 on: December 04, 2012, 11:36:57 AM »
My dad would always eat PB and cheese sandwiches when I was a kid. Now my boy likes them.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #94 on: December 04, 2012, 11:57:58 AM »
I bet a PB, nanner, fluff, honey, and apricot preserve sammich would knock the Earth off its axis.

When you think about it, it's pretty amazing that peanut butter goes so well with so many other things.  Seriously, I wonder why that is.  There's something about it that makes it like the universal sandwich ingredient.

Then consider how many things peanuts go well with.  Not nearly as many.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #95 on: December 04, 2012, 12:06:32 PM »
Hogwash. Deeznutz go great with anything. Just ask your chin.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2012, 12:06:42 PM »
Smooth peanut butter and either raspberry or strawberry preserves (get that grape shit outta here). Either white or wheat bread is acceptable. On rare occasions I will add some nutella to the mix as well (or sometimes i's just PB&N). Serve with a glass of milk and maybe some pretzel sticks.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #97 on: December 04, 2012, 12:07:37 PM »
Hogwash. Deeznutz go great with anything. Just ask your chin.

I've heard that teabags are the "in" thing for the holidays.  They seem to go really well with egg nog.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #98 on: December 04, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »
Smooth peanut butter and either raspberry or strawberry preserves (get that grape shit outta here). Either white or wheat bread is acceptable. On rare occasions I will add some nutella to the mix as well (or sometimes i's just PB&N). Serve with a glass of milk and maybe some pretzel sticks.

Strawberry is in no way whatsoever better than grape. Those horrible crunchy pits instantly lose the battle for it.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2012, 12:12:04 PM »
Um... what?!  Strawberries don't have pits - those are the seeds from the skin.

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« Reply #100 on: December 04, 2012, 12:17:36 PM »
Actually, those "seeds" are really the fruit.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #101 on: December 04, 2012, 12:19:15 PM »
Never knew that.  Alton is such a fount of useful information.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #102 on: December 04, 2012, 12:26:53 PM »
Mrs. C can't stand Alton Brown.  He's kinda curmudgeonly and makes Good Eats kind of ridiculous sometimes.  We were watching one on hams last night and after he detailed the way he cooks a standard vacuum packed bone-in ham, she was like "Um, keep that one".  The dude has a way of explaining the science behind cooking and preparations and such, in a way that helps the most kitchen illiterate person understand.

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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #103 on: December 04, 2012, 12:32:03 PM »
I love Alton Brown. I've heard maybe 5 people ever say bad stuff about him and none of their arguments progressed beyond childish dislike based on shallow, irrelevant details.
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Re: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich appreciation
« Reply #104 on: December 04, 2012, 01:26:27 PM »
The dude has a way of explaining the science behind cooking and preparations and such, in a way that helps the most kitchen illiterate person understand.

Oh yeah.  So much so that he was invited to the Mythbusters Thanksgiving episode.  Which was AWESOME... :metal

I love Alton Brown. I've heard maybe 5 people ever say bad stuff about him and none of their arguments progressed beyond childish dislike based on shallow, irrelevant details.

Agreed - plus, he's right.  Brining a turkey is the tits.