Author Topic: Who would win in a fight? (DT DEATHMATCH) (Read 3209 times)

Ħ · « **on:** November 08, 2012, 12:23:49 PM »

The stage is set. Literally. These five men are caged onstage with all their instruments and gear and THERES NO WAY OUT. And theres NO HOLDS BARRED.

Only one will survive. Whats going down tonight in this final evening with dream theater???

Sycsa · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:28:17 PM »

Jordan would probably win with his killer app.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:28:58 PM »

The one, the only... BEARTRUCCI.

Scorpion · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:29:43 PM »

Quote from: Jordan "The Wizard" Rudess

Winning a cagematch against my band-mates? Wait, I think I've got an app for that...

SeRoX · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:38:30 PM »

Well, some of you are aware of that one of Mortal Kombat character is Sindel and her fatality is her deatly voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B6y7croFdA

I imagine James would make all their heads explode by using F sharp.

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:40:41 PM »

Can there really be no other than Beartrucci?

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:43:23 PM »

John Myung.

His calm demeanor probably hides the most epic set of fighting skills ever.

The Letter M · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2012, 12:46:23 PM »

What... No Nicky Lemons?!?

JR = Wizard
JP = Bear
JM = Ninja
JLB = Pirate
MM = Genie
MP = 300 Lb. Gorilla
CD = The Killing haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

-Marc.

Onno · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2012, 02:18:35 PM »

JMX, he just instantly turns invisible and then nukes everyone with godly bass solos. Moreover, he's immortal.

ResultsMayVary · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2012, 02:27:06 PM »

Any result other than Petrucci just doesn't make any sense. JP would rip everyone to shreds.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2012, 03:40:17 PM »

Quote from: ResultsMayVary on November 08, 2012, 02:27:06 PM

Any result other than Petrucci just doesn't make any sense. JP would rip everyone to shreds.

Exactly.

robwebster · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2012, 04:02:42 PM »

I, too, voted for John Petrucci, but on second thoughts, he's such a mild-mannered bloke. He'd play fair! Way too much of a gentleman to be able to beat a pirate in a fight. Chalk another one up for James LaBrie.

Ħ · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2012, 04:58:18 PM »

JP is no doubt strong, but I wonder how athletic and coordinated he could be. JMX is a big guy too and seems pretty lean and tough. My votes for JMX.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2012, 05:12:04 PM »

Quote from: robwebster on November 08, 2012, 04:02:42 PM

I, too, voted for John Petrucci, but on second thoughts, he's such a mild-mannered bloke. He'd play fair! Way too much of a gentleman to be able to beat a pirate in a fight. Chalk another one up for James LaBrie.

Fair play in a deathmatch?! Nah, I think Trooch would man up in that instance fuh reelies.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2012, 05:43:29 PM »

Here's my honest rundown:

JLB: Surely big enough and strong enough to handle his own and not afraid to get his hands dirty but I think he's too nice to really have enough emotional investment in a fight against friends to be the alpha. I think MP is the only person he could get forced into being willing to give his all against.

JM: I think his strong devotion to his beliefs would make it take quite a bit to arouse his anger to a point where he'd be willing to throw despite the fact that he's easily the most in-shape dude in the lot.

JR: Too happy-go-lucky to be interested in fighting and by the time push comes to shove the opposition may have already gotten into too advantageous of a spot for him to overcome.

MM: At his small size, he'd either have to be exceptionally trained in fighting or hot-tempered enough to make up for it so the fact that he's super cool and super nice makes him a difficult person to bet on.

MP: Surely ain't lacking in the "will to fight" area but is a bit smaller than JLB and JP.

JP: Very nice dude but I think he could separate himself from that just enough to be able to say "Fuck it! Some ass is getting kicked today and it sure as shit ain't gonna be mine!"

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2012, 05:52:48 PM »

Quote from: black_floyd on November 08, 2012, 05:43:29 PM

MM: At his small size, he'd either have to be exceptionally trained in fighting or hot-tempered enough to make up for it so the fact that he's super cool and super nice makes him a difficult person to bet on.

Well... he does eat at least one habenero pepper per day, so he'd have enough "fire in his belly" to compete...

The Presence of Frenemies · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:58:32 PM »

Portnoy said on The Score So Far that when he met Myung, JMX was really into martial arts. Assuming he's largely retained the skill, he's gotta be the pick. And he's the only member of the band who's ever tackled another on stage!

YtseJamittaja · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2012, 11:55:00 PM »

The Bear has a power but the ninja is fast and skillful. The pirate is really crafty and no one can beat the Wizard's spells. Genie will also invent something really terrible.

This is a hard choice!

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2012, 12:01:35 AM »

GO WITH THE BEAR!!!

? · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2012, 02:03:01 AM »

JP and JR could be potential winners, but my vote goes to JMX - he could use some ninja moves or just destroy everyone with his psychic skills.

MoraWintersoul · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2012, 02:17:13 AM »

You are aware of the existence of Petrucci, right? You know, the Dream Theater guitarist? The MOUNTAIN one?

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #21 on:** November 09, 2012, 02:19:10 AM »

^ Right?!

Sketchy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 09, 2012, 03:29:26 AM »

JMX: Bass. It's about a six inches longer than a guitar.

Zydar · « **Reply #23 on:** November 09, 2012, 03:33:41 AM »

JP. He has the right to arm bears.

wolfking · « **Reply #24 on:** November 09, 2012, 04:00:26 AM »

These days, JP. Back in the day, possibly James.

Western Ninja · « **Reply #25 on:** November 09, 2012, 09:37:30 AM »

They have their gear on stage, so MM has a fortress he can safely wait it out behind until all the others are dead/wounded.

wasteland · « **Reply #26 on:** November 09, 2012, 09:46:20 AM »

Quote from: wolfking on November 09, 2012, 04:00:26 AM

These days, JP. Back in the day, possibly James.

These days, JP. In 60 years, JM.

Lolzeez · « **Reply #27 on:** November 09, 2012, 11:57:52 PM »

JMX cause ninja.

mrjazzguitar · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2012, 01:09:38 AM »

obviously beartrucci, but had to vote for Myung

Nekov · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2012, 05:43:13 AM »

The ninja for sure. They wouldn't even see him coming

VioletS16 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2012, 09:51:48 AM »

Beartrucci was the obvious choice, but I like what Nekov has to say about JMX. And JLB could open-fire on his cannons and blast them all to bits...and JR could cast a deadly spell...oh my!

Jaffa · « **Reply #31 on:** November 11, 2012, 12:14:43 PM »

In regards to Petrucci, has anyone actually seen him fight? Because there's a lot more to fighting than just being huge and strong. Someone with a bit of a martial arts background could potentially destroy him.

MoraWintersoul · « **Reply #32 on:** November 11, 2012, 01:21:53 PM »

Quote from: Jaffa on November 11, 2012, 12:14:43 PM

In regards to Petrucci, has anyone actually seen him fight? Because there's a lot more to fighting than just being huge and strong. Someone with a bit of a martial arts background could potentially destroy him.

-> JMX

Lolzeez · « **Reply #33 on:** November 13, 2012, 10:30:29 PM »

JLB: Forklift
JP: Beartrucci
JR: Bad video editing
JMX: Ninja
MP: The red light
MM:demglasses
DS:Hair (against JR)
KM: Astronaut costume to go to mars
CD: Dancing
CC: yah

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #34 on:** November 13, 2012, 10:36:22 PM »

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

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Author Topic: Who would win in a fight? (DT DEATHMATCH) (Read 3209 times)