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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #945 on: March 06, 2017, 09:20:55 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #946 on: March 06, 2017, 09:13:00 PM »
Meanwhile, over at Gin and Tacos:

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4. ORAL CONTRACEPTIVES RENAMED "WHORE PILLS"
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #947 on: March 06, 2017, 09:19:30 PM »
I would be totally fine renaming oral contraception whore pills.

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Yea, all good with it.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #948 on: March 08, 2017, 12:16:17 AM »


I don't get it. 



(I mean, I get it, but it makes no sense.  Our defense and the defense of a good portion of the first world is akin to a decorative sword, and "free college" is akin to one of the three basic elements of survival?   Neil needs a class in "Perspective".)


Actually I'd said it's a biting criticism of the false equivalency she used in her nonsensical tweet. Which you did get, but it was against a right-winger. Let's be frank.

This is where your, "I'm just asking for nuance" falls flat. Even in this thread you're refusing to acknowledge a very clear logical fallacy that just a year ago I would've counted on you to be the first person on the internet to point out.
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #951 on: March 09, 2017, 06:16:23 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #953 on: March 09, 2017, 07:02:08 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #954 on: March 09, 2017, 09:06:56 AM »
There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #955 on: March 09, 2017, 09:17:58 AM »
lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #956 on: March 09, 2017, 09:46:04 AM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #957 on: March 09, 2017, 07:29:37 PM »


Is he married to Jan Hooks?  And does she look like she is saying "help meeeee" through her fake ass smile?
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #958 on: March 10, 2017, 09:33:28 AM »
Trump ft. Obama - Barbie Girl

This made me laugh way too hard :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #959 on: March 10, 2017, 09:37:19 AM »
 ???

What the hell did I just watch? I just... I

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #961 on: March 14, 2017, 04:51:27 PM »
omg :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #962 on: March 15, 2017, 07:38:47 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #963 on: March 15, 2017, 07:46:42 AM »
 :rollin
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #964 on: March 15, 2017, 07:47:50 AM »
The audio that The Daily Show put with it was pretty good as well.
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #968 on: March 17, 2017, 01:19:19 PM »
 :lol
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #971 on: March 23, 2017, 07:54:03 AM »
You're confused.  That's the French flag.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #972 on: March 23, 2017, 08:03:07 AM »
:france:
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #973 on: March 23, 2017, 08:04:17 AM »
You're confused.  That's the French flag.

Well, yeah, both, really.

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« Reply #974 on: March 23, 2017, 09:54:45 AM »
You're confused.  That's the French flag.
You should really think about having it redesigned.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #975 on: March 23, 2017, 10:00:24 AM »
According to a german comedian some twenty years ago this is the national flag of Ostfriesland (a region in nothern Germany): White eagle on white background.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #976 on: March 23, 2017, 05:31:17 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #977 on: March 23, 2017, 06:42:43 PM »
Lol

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