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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2012, 04:17:25 PM »
Ya, it's even the best form of creativity, in that it has no basis in reality.

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« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2012, 04:19:37 PM »
Ya, it's even the best form of creativity, in that it has no basis in reality.

I don't know, I get what they're saying.
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« Reply #72 on: December 21, 2012, 04:22:52 PM »
Except no liberal I know wants to guarantee equality of outcome, just equality of opportunity. That cartoon makes it sound like liberals want equality of outcome.

So basically, it's just another way of saying liberals are all communists.

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« Reply #73 on: December 21, 2012, 04:23:34 PM »
Except no liberal I know wants to guarantee equality of outcome, just equality of opportunity. That cartoon makes it sound like liberals want equality of outcome.

So basically, it's just another way of saying liberals are all communists.


Well since I am pretty close to a communist, I guess I'm not as offended by it.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #74 on: December 21, 2012, 05:13:19 PM »
Guess we all see different things.  I'm not even looking at it as compulsory equality.  I think of it as the conservative saying "fuck you, it's my box, bitch!" and the liberal saying "here, take mine, I can see just fine without it." 
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #75 on: December 22, 2012, 02:22:12 PM »
An inefficient state would just create an entire bureaucracy around taking boxes by force from those that have many, so that the shorter people will get their "right" to boxes.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #76 on: December 22, 2012, 02:37:47 PM »
None of them paid money to get tickets to the game anyway.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #77 on: December 22, 2012, 06:36:45 PM »
I really like how both sides found a way to feel targeted by that picture.  :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #78 on: December 27, 2012, 08:20:51 AM »
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2013, 06:18:05 AM »
2012 DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS! (well...sort of)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgmARwtptoo
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« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2013, 09:01:32 AM »
2012 DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS! (well...sort of)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgmARwtptoo

Oh my god this was incredible. :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2013, 07:28:20 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2013, 06:36:07 PM »
So I have a squirt gun I use to squirt my cat at dinner time when he is in the kitchen driving us nuts for food while were eating. He meows, and makes you trip over your own feet if you get up to get something. Its quite annoying.
Then the reality hit me like a ton of bricks....
My cat is a liberal! He wants everything handed to him for nothing and he wants to take away my gun.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #83 on: February 13, 2013, 09:10:21 AM »
I was getting a kick out of the tea party during the SOTU address last night. I didn't see them applaud a single time let alone stand up. Even during the most basic of shit "fair pay and equal treatment in the workplace for women". Assholes.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #84 on: February 14, 2013, 02:19:42 PM »
I was getting a kick out of the tea party during the SOTU address last night. I didn't see them applaud a single time let alone stand up. Even during the most basic of shit "fair pay and equal treatment in the workplace for women". Assholes.
Sorry, Chino but both sides are assholes, period. Just because you oppose them you use them as as example. I'm just saying neither side will give an inch to the other. They stand cloaked in pride and solidarity.
The door most certainly swings both ways. We are a country completely divided, and divided we fall.
There is nothing humorous about that.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #85 on: February 14, 2013, 02:21:32 PM »
Eh, the Tea Party is special though. Kinda in that short-bus special way.

Sarah Palin is a spokeswoman for the TP (for my bunghole). 'nuff said.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #86 on: February 14, 2013, 02:23:10 PM »
There is nothing humorous about that.

Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #87 on: February 14, 2013, 02:48:16 PM »
I was getting a kick out of the tea party during the SOTU address last night. I didn't see them applaud a single time let alone stand up. Even during the most basic of shit "fair pay and equal treatment in the workplace for women". Assholes.
Sorry, Chino but both sides are assholes, period. Just because you oppose them you use them as as example. I'm just saying neither side will give an inch to the other. They stand cloaked in pride and solidarity.
The door most certainly swings both ways. We are a country completely divided, and divided we fall.
There is nothing humorous about that.

They couldn't even applaud fair treatment for women... that's being assholes.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #88 on: February 14, 2013, 03:24:28 PM »


I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #89 on: February 14, 2013, 03:47:20 PM »
I was getting a kick out of the tea party during the SOTU address last night. I didn't see them applaud a single time let alone stand up. Even during the most basic of shit "fair pay and equal treatment in the workplace for women". Assholes.
Sorry, Chino but both sides are assholes, period. Just because you oppose them you use them as as example. I'm just saying neither side will give an inch to the other. They stand cloaked in pride and solidarity.
The door most certainly swings both ways. We are a country completely divided, and divided we fall.
There is nothing humorous about that.

They couldn't even applaud fair treatment for women... that's being assholes.
I understand. I'm not saying I condone it. I'm just saying that when you watch these events that's the typical shit you see. God forbid they can have common ground on anything.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #90 on: February 15, 2013, 01:27:33 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #91 on: February 16, 2013, 09:04:26 PM »
I kinda couldn't connect the guns to the bibles so thought it was funny, this is from Arizona:

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #92 on: February 16, 2013, 11:58:46 PM »
:lol you can't make the shit up.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #93 on: February 17, 2013, 07:00:50 AM »
I kinda couldn't connect the guns to the bibles so thought it was funny, this is from Arizona:



why did he capitalize he?  either he is referring to god or to obama being god?  dumb shits

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #94 on: February 17, 2013, 11:12:29 AM »
New Quentin Tarantino movie, "Djesus uncrossed":

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/new-tarantino-movie/n32896/
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #95 on: March 06, 2013, 06:09:20 PM »


 :rollin
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« Reply #97 on: March 07, 2013, 09:34:44 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2013, 09:42:31 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #99 on: February 27, 2014, 05:47:30 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #102 on: February 27, 2014, 11:52:47 AM »
Real


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #103 on: February 27, 2014, 12:35:33 PM »
His face is priceless.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #104 on: February 27, 2014, 01:14:57 PM »
Is that the guy from *batteries not included