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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1365 on: August 18, 2017, 08:50:50 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1366 on: August 18, 2017, 10:52:29 AM »
I believe those are violent anti fascist x-wing extremists.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1367 on: August 18, 2017, 10:57:32 AM »
Considering it's called the Death Star and blew up an entire planet, I don't think the comparison makes sense...

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1368 on: August 18, 2017, 11:01:38 AM »
Considering it's called the Death Star and blew up an entire planet, I don't think the comparison makes sense...

These jokes rarely do...

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1369 on: August 18, 2017, 11:06:43 AM »
Considering it's called the Death Star and blew up an entire planet, I don't think the comparison makes sense...

These jokes rarely do...

For a joke perspective, I can understand stretching/exaggeration of things, but this one just falls flat IMO.  It neither makes sense nor is it funny.  Just my opinion.  I can get past the part that doesn't make me laugh, my sense of humor isn't the same as everyone else's, but the logic fails here.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1370 on: August 18, 2017, 12:41:49 PM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1371 on: August 18, 2017, 01:17:22 PM »
 :lol  Sessions Sessions Sessions!

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1372 on: August 18, 2017, 01:20:12 PM »
Forgot to post this when I saw it a few weeks back.

Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1373 on: August 18, 2017, 01:35:26 PM »
:lol  I am ashamed...
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1374 on: August 18, 2017, 02:05:26 PM »
:lol  I am ashamed...

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1375 on: August 18, 2017, 02:17:02 PM »
Personally, I might have flipped the Coulter and Conway pics.  But either way...
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1376 on: August 22, 2017, 11:28:28 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1377 on: August 22, 2017, 11:32:33 AM »
:lol Socialism looks pretty average tbh. Maybe she has a great ass though. Can't tell. :dunno:
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1378 on: August 22, 2017, 12:11:59 PM »
Considering how shitty Socialism is, it probably makes sense he would check out her ass.  :millahhhh
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1379 on: August 23, 2017, 01:42:45 PM »
What do you get when you put 32 Redneck Trump supporters in the same room?

































































A full set of teeth!

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1380 on: August 23, 2017, 01:44:03 PM »
That joke is deplorable.  :)

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1381 on: August 23, 2017, 01:57:19 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1382 on: August 25, 2017, 08:32:24 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1384 on: August 27, 2017, 11:40:48 AM »
"Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" - Calvin

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1385 on: August 28, 2017, 09:59:25 AM »


Homer: "Woo-hoo! What do I win?"
Guy: "the job of chimney sweep for the day."
Homer: " Woo-Hoo!"
(Next scene) "Hey, this isn't a great prize."

I feel that adds more to the joke.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1386 on: September 07, 2017, 06:21:04 PM »
"Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" - Calvin

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1387 on: September 14, 2017, 06:07:05 PM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1388 on: September 15, 2017, 05:23:25 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1389 on: September 20, 2017, 02:35:43 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1390 on: September 21, 2017, 01:23:53 PM »
It's funny cuz it's real.  Kelly needs a better poker face.  This was while Trump was on the podium at the UN Assembly



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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1391 on: September 21, 2017, 02:00:32 PM »
Who's the woman next to Melania?

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« Reply #1392 on: September 21, 2017, 02:13:10 PM »
Melania has one hell of a poker face.  She could bluff Doyle Brunson with 7-2 
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1393 on: September 21, 2017, 04:52:23 PM »
That lady behind her looks like a relative of Frank Gershon from his Star Trek role.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1394 on: September 21, 2017, 06:58:37 PM »
The woman next to Melania looks really familiar. The woman in blue behind her looks like my future ex-wife. I even already know what her disappointed face looks like.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1395 on: September 21, 2017, 08:00:49 PM »
The lady beside Milania looks like she's trying to figure out who just farted.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1396 on: September 22, 2017, 09:03:35 AM »
The lady beside Milania looks like she's trying to figure out who just farted.

Judging by the second picture, looks like the guy is pushing one out and then in the first pic realizes it was a shart.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1397 on: September 22, 2017, 09:31:12 PM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1399 on: September 25, 2017, 03:23:22 PM »
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