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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #105 on: February 27, 2014, 01:16:07 PM »
That can't be real.  No one can be that stupid, can they? 






















































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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #106 on: February 27, 2014, 07:47:52 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #107 on: March 04, 2014, 12:07:57 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #109 on: March 04, 2014, 12:43:00 PM »
Dude's got issues, man  :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #110 on: March 08, 2014, 06:24:00 AM »
What an idiot.

Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #111 on: March 08, 2014, 07:55:26 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #112 on: March 08, 2014, 08:08:20 AM »
 :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #113 on: March 08, 2014, 09:59:37 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #114 on: March 08, 2014, 10:55:39 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #115 on: March 09, 2014, 04:09:57 AM »
lol

Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #116 on: June 05, 2014, 11:51:45 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #117 on: June 10, 2014, 02:17:32 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #119 on: June 10, 2014, 05:34:57 PM »
I am an SJW (Super Jewish Warrior)
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #120 on: June 11, 2014, 08:49:55 AM »
That is fantastic.

Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #121 on: June 13, 2014, 11:03:48 AM »

TEA PARTY ASSHOLE!!!
Its ridiculous that anyone would want to stone gays to death! It actually infuriates me!!! :rage:

Isn't it bad enough that they are all going to hell?  :angel:


I kid. :chill
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #122 on: June 13, 2014, 11:55:12 AM »
I watch Jon Stewart.  That's all the comedy humour I need.  God he's brilliant.  jingle.son has started watching with me.  We laughed so hard at the 2nd Ammendment Dos and Don'ts from last week - http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/14muzr/2nd-amendment-manners-do-s-and-don-ts
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #123 on: June 30, 2014, 02:30:12 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #124 on: June 30, 2014, 07:20:39 PM »
Do they come in adult sizes?
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #125 on: June 30, 2014, 07:44:56 PM »
American personhood according to SCOTUS

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #126 on: July 15, 2014, 07:42:44 PM »
This is only funny because it's so sad (yes this was real).


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #127 on: July 15, 2014, 08:24:06 PM »
I don't see what's so bad about that. Personally, I don't want my tax dollars going towards the healthcare for undocumented eagles.

But that's just me.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #128 on: July 15, 2014, 08:43:26 PM »
Hey. Just because those eagles don't have white heads doesn't make them any less of eagles. I hope one day we can live in a world where all eagles are treated as equals.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #129 on: July 15, 2014, 10:38:32 PM »
I think all them brown-headed eagles should just git the fuck back to whatever Eagleistan place they came from.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #130 on: July 16, 2014, 11:32:44 AM »
They're just trying to keep the kids safe. Maybe those eagles are ill with bird flu.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #131 on: July 16, 2014, 12:55:01 PM »
I feel sorry for them, I say they are refugeagles - not illeagles!
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #132 on: July 16, 2014, 12:59:27 PM »
Isn't documentation required to be a democrat? You're not officially one until you document yourself as one.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #133 on: July 16, 2014, 01:06:18 PM »
Last night Daily Show as awesome; that representative suggesting the wave of children escaping violence should be viewed as an invasion which congress should respond to with the military   :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #134 on: July 16, 2014, 01:43:21 PM »
Last night Daily Show as awesome; that representative suggesting the wave of children escaping violence should be viewed as an invasion which congress should respond to with the military   :lol
I'm telling you, whoever replaces Governor Hair later this year will use the Guard to do just that.

And I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not that non-Mexican immigrants are riling the right up so much. I have to wonder if they actually understand that Hondurans aren't the same as Mexicans, or if they think they're all the same thing (like Japanese and Chinese).
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #136 on: July 16, 2014, 03:14:39 PM »
American personhood according to SCOTUS




Don't want to destroy a good joke with a little truth, but for the record, that is NOT what the Supreme Court said. 

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #137 on: July 17, 2014, 11:02:32 AM »
The humor is in the exaggeration.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #138 on: July 17, 2014, 05:54:54 PM »
The humor is in the exaggeration.

I get it; but "exaggeration" means there is a kernel of truth in there to start with.  And I'm saying, that's not necessarily true.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #139 on: July 18, 2014, 06:15:54 AM »
I'd say there is, in fact, a kernel of truth there, based on their policies.  It may not necessarily true, but it isn't necessarily not true, either.

Even if you were convinced that it isn't true, it is certainly a perception.  And perception is truth, nowadays.

Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.