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Who Is More Bad Ass? v. great new game sweping the nation!
« on: October 24, 2012, 11:51:38 AM »
Simple premise. Two names pitted against each other. The poster responds and pits the winner against the person of his or her choice. and so on...

First up....

Liam Neeson vs. Samuel L. Jackson
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Re: Who Is More Bad Ass? v. great new game sweping the nation!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 12:00:44 PM »
Liam Neeson vs. Samuel L. Jackson

Based on 187, I'm going with Sam.

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Re: Who Is More Bad Ass? v. great new game sweping the nation!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 12:02:00 PM »
Please.  Vader, no contest.

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 12:07:33 PM »
King Aragorn.

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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 12:08:40 PM »
Chuck Norris defeats all.

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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2012, 12:08:41 PM »
Whoops - nm.

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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2012, 12:08:56 PM »
The poster responds and pits the winner against the person of his or her choice. and so on...

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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2012, 12:10:06 PM »
Damn.  We've already failed. :facepalm:

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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2012, 12:11:11 PM »
Pffft.  Minor details.
(But, I was one of the ones who effed it up - sorry!)

Ok, so going back to the original winner... wait, this should be bosky's pick, not mine. :facepalm:

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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2012, 12:16:54 PM »
¿Quien es mas macho?  ¿Fernando Lamas o Ricardo Montalban?


Ricardo es muy macho!
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2012, 12:27:34 PM »
OK lets start over.

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2012, 12:31:51 PM »
Batman! 

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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2012, 12:35:06 PM »
Clint Eastwood, who shoots Batman five, or six, times while Batman reaches for some "wonderful toy".

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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2012, 12:37:06 PM »
Samuel L. Jackson


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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 12:56:04 PM »
Samuel L. Jackson. He's top-tier badass so drug kingpins are like a SB contender facing off against a 9-7 wildcard team for him.

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« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2012, 01:07:54 PM »
Samuel L. Jackson


Samuel L. Jackson vs. Tuco Salamanca

Skipping Floyd because he fails at this game.  :)

While Samuel L. Jackson plays lots of badasses, at the end of the day he's just an actor.  Tuco is a probably the most unstably violent person in fiction, and beats his buddies to death for the fun of it.

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« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2012, 01:45:18 PM »
Bugger off Harlequin, you don't run this thread. Plus, if you're gonna tell someone else they fail, your selections aren't looking so great if you're resorting to a repeat post (whom is fairly obscure) on the first page.

So I present once more:


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« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2012, 01:50:57 PM »
Bugger off Harlequin, you don't run this thread. Plus, if you're gonna tell someone else they fail, your selections aren't looking so great if you're resorting to a repeat post (whom is fairly obscure) on the first page.

_floyd, he means that you're playing the game incorrectly; you're supposed to pit the person you select against another person of your choosing.

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Re: Who Is More Bad Ass? v. great new game sweping the nation!
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2012, 01:52:53 PM »
My bad. I thought he was calling my selections pussies for being animated school bullies and gettin mouthy about it. My bad :blush Sorry Harlequin.

One more time:

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« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2012, 01:54:49 PM »
Samuel L. Jackson cripples Nelson Muntz, who won't be laughing at the expense of others for a long time.

Samuel L. Jackson v. Biff Tannen

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« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2012, 01:58:25 PM »
Sam Jackson is an actor.  Acting is cool and all but not something I would consider to be "bad ass."  He does play a lot of bad ass characters though.


Biff Tannen is not a bad ass.  He is a dipshit bully asshole.


Sam Jackson wins by default I guess.


Edit:  Oh wait so now I'm supposed to continue this.  OK.  Here's one with only one obvious answer:


Sam Jackson v. John McClane



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« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2012, 02:11:50 PM »
John McClane. He's still bad ass even though he's 'Gettin to old for this shit'!

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« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2012, 02:15:23 PM »
John Mutha Fucking McClane

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« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2012, 02:22:06 PM »
John McClane. He's still bad ass even though he's 'Gettin to old for this shit'!

John McClane vs Mr.T
You quoted the wrong movie franchise. "Too old for this shit" is Lethal Weapon. "Yipee ki-yay, motherfucker" is from McClane's Die Hard.

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« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2012, 02:55:45 PM »
Oh FFS! My bad.
Ok then, it was beacause the same shit happened to the same guy twice.

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« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2012, 03:05:57 PM »
Let's see if McClane runs the table from here on out.  Or speaking of Lethal Weapon, maybe we should just skip straight to the championship round, for all the marbles:  McClane v. Martin Riggs.


I'll let you guys decide though, I already played.

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« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2012, 03:20:18 PM »
Martin Riggs.

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« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2012, 03:22:58 PM »
William Wallace


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« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2012, 03:30:27 PM »
William Wallace


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« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2012, 03:33:20 PM »
Joan Rivers

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« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2012, 03:54:19 PM »
Gwar.

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« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2012, 04:20:36 PM »
Gwar.

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You're doing it wrong.  You put your "winner" against a new opponent.
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« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2012, 04:22:51 PM »
:fail:
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« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2012, 04:46:33 PM »
This isn't rocket science folks.
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« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2012, 05:01:28 PM »
*sigh*  I'll fix it.

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