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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #945 on: September 28, 2014, 03:33:58 PM »
Dafuq are you talking about?




I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #946 on: September 29, 2014, 12:14:30 PM »
Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #947 on: October 03, 2014, 08:19:14 AM »
You have to love Buick's ad campaign...Because everyone is just dying to buy a car from a company so irrelevant, no one has a clue what their vehicles even look like. Brilliant.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #948 on: October 03, 2014, 09:41:14 AM »
Jesus loves everyone, minus Jesus, because Jesus stole Jesus' name from Jesus.
Oh, Jesus or do I mean oh, Jesus?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #949 on: October 07, 2014, 09:23:47 AM »
Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.


Silent who?


ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIME!?!???!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #950 on: October 07, 2014, 11:17:56 AM »
Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.


Silent who?


ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIME!?!???!
Now I'm confused... 😳

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #951 on: October 07, 2014, 10:08:19 PM »
Could this be the end?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #952 on: October 09, 2014, 10:34:09 AM »
Could this be the end?
Quite possibly. With the current state of the Ebola virus going rampant through west Africa, not surprising you think that.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #953 on: October 09, 2014, 10:35:15 AM »
Now wait a minute man.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #954 on: October 09, 2014, 09:21:58 PM »
ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #955 on: October 10, 2014, 02:46:00 PM »
BC&SL is definitely the "joke" album round here.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #956 on: October 10, 2014, 10:31:29 PM »
BC&SL is definitely the "joke" album round here.

Fuck that, its the last 'good' DT album.

EDIT: I may have misinterpreted your post haha. :)

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #957 on: October 11, 2014, 12:48:23 AM »
The stupidy of some people is just fucking mind blowing.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #958 on: October 11, 2014, 04:51:53 AM »
Anybody have the mark schemes for the 2014 AQA Exams in Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Maths, English, ICT, German, History & Electronics, because I could really use the heads up!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #959 on: November 05, 2014, 10:14:12 PM »
Let's go exploring!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #960 on: November 06, 2014, 08:42:38 PM »
Bowling great is pointless when your team is still sucking ass overall .
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #961 on: January 16, 2015, 01:12:00 PM »
Oh, man. No, it's not supposed to develop a crust like that. Throw it away.

Eeeeeewwww!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #962 on: January 16, 2015, 01:52:26 PM »
Is English food too spicy or is my tongue too sensible?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #963 on: January 16, 2015, 01:54:25 PM »
English food isn't spicy. Indian food made in England might be.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #964 on: January 16, 2015, 03:23:28 PM »
Thoughts I've had today:

"I'm thirsty
"Because driving is hard"
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Because maps are complicated"
"Rollercoaster 1 looks too intense for me"
"Because apparently you're just an idiot"
"Wow this place is really need and tidy"
"Please... please allow me to take a shit in piece"
"God damn it... Why is he calling me just as I'm sitting down to take a shit?"
"I wanna go home"
"Because fuck you. That's why"
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #965 on: January 17, 2015, 10:08:14 PM »
Thoughts I've had today:

"I'm thirsty
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Rollercoaster 1 looks too intense for me"
"Wow this place is really need and tidy"
"I wanna go home"
"If this guest doesn't stop whining he'll soon be thinking 'Help! I'm drowning!'"
"I raised the baby, I changed the baby's diapers.  Whenever the baby had projectile diarrhea, I was there in the line of fire.  I even got a little in my mouth!  I sacrificed so much for my baby.  Now my baby hates me and thinks Mike Mangini is its real father!"

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #966 on: February 05, 2015, 11:42:14 AM »
I miss LHK... :'(
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #967 on: February 05, 2015, 07:36:27 PM »
So, I went from this piping hot summer to freezing myself to the bones in England and back to this wonderful heat - I love you Earth.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #968 on: February 17, 2015, 09:43:32 AM »
Should I be worried about my sinus congestion if when I blow my nose my nostrils try to pinch if off?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #969 on: February 18, 2015, 07:06:12 AM »
BG2EO2015

Be good to each other 2015
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #970 on: May 22, 2015, 01:50:22 PM »
...I've been misunderstood.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #971 on: May 28, 2015, 02:40:04 PM »
Ooooo, look! Cheerios! Come on everybody, let's piss on 'em!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #972 on: May 31, 2015, 10:17:47 AM »
:friday:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #973 on: June 02, 2015, 07:45:51 AM »
Things have been rough for me lately. Have not mentioned anything on the board.
There is a saying, "baseball is a metaphor for life" I never really understood what that meant. But I was thinking this morning that life is a bit like baseball. You can get by in life for awhile if you can hit the fast ball, but if you want to stay in the major leagues sooner or later you have to learn to hit the curve.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #974 on: June 02, 2015, 11:15:01 AM »
Life is so much cleaner on the page
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #975 on: June 22, 2015, 09:23:37 AM »
 Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #976 on: June 22, 2015, 09:41:20 AM »
My Clip+ died a few months ago, and I've been listening to music through my crappy smartphone. At least it has Spotify premium. I know - first world problems :lol

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #977 on: June 22, 2015, 11:46:15 AM »
"No. I'm sorry. This isn't a public restroom. There are public restrooms right dow---

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Well fuck you too then.."
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #978 on: June 22, 2015, 09:44:00 PM »
Why must you all suck so bad at setting expectations?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #979 on: June 23, 2015, 01:40:15 PM »
Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
I like it! :metal
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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