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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #875 on: September 09, 2014, 08:36:28 AM »
Seriously!?!?!  How fucking hard is this to comprehend?!?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #876 on: September 09, 2014, 01:27:10 PM »
Random thought: I probably should go back to posting here more often. It's been a while since I really took the time to be DTF.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #877 on: September 09, 2014, 02:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Elite on September 09, 2014, 01:27:10 PM
Random thought: I probably should go back to posting here more often. It's been a while since I really took the time to be DTF.

Yes, you should.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #878 on: September 11, 2014, 01:31:53 AM »
Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to have the power to end the world with a simple choice of 'yes' or 'no'.


At the very least, the human race. See this planet's true potential tapped into and maybe even realized. With humans, that potential is undoubtedly, assuredly unachievable in every single possibility that we exist in. It's as impossible as trying to prove there is or isn't a god that created any of this. That thought alone makes me want to curl up in a ball and sleep forever and simultaneously make me want to live forever and explore it all.


Fucking brain. Fuck you bro.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #879 on: September 11, 2014, 02:13:24 AM »
If I hear a song first thing in the morning, quite often that song will pop back into my head last thing at night, after (and despite) hearing all the other songs I listen to during that day.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #880 on: September 11, 2014, 03:41:44 AM »
Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #881 on: September 11, 2014, 09:44:36 AM »
Quote from: puppyonacid on September 11, 2014, 03:41:44 AM
Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"

I hope this doesn't relate to your own personal experience :(
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #882 on: September 11, 2014, 09:50:57 AM »
I should think before I piss off people.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #883 on: September 11, 2014, 09:51:21 AM »
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Quote from: puppyonacid on September 11, 2014, 03:41:44 AM
Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"

I hope this doesn't relate to your own personal experience :(

It does but not in any physical way.

More emotional blackmail, control, manipulation. That sort of stuff. I'm over 3 years out and still being subjected to it. But hey ho. I have a great support network.

I'm ok though :)
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #884 on: September 11, 2014, 10:23:07 AM »
Life is stressful
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #885 on: September 11, 2014, 05:18:32 PM »
I just bought a 40 oz of tasty ass ginger beer and I'm thinking how awesome it is going to be to sit in the sun and drink it whilst having a cigarette <3

No stress here.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #886 on: September 11, 2014, 08:58:29 PM »
He's a local legend. Kinda like Yoda. I'm fucking Luke getting trained by Yoda!
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #887 on: September 12, 2014, 05:42:40 AM »
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #888 on: September 12, 2014, 03:06:09 PM »
The high road seems to be the road less traveled these days
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #889 on: September 13, 2014, 12:16:45 AM »
I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE OFF!  :heart :police:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #890 on: September 13, 2014, 01:44:57 AM »
schmuck your face off
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #891 on: September 13, 2014, 07:15:08 PM »
My toilet water is homosexual.

Unless it's female. Hmm....
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #892 on: September 14, 2014, 04:09:13 PM »
Ohhhh boo hoo, woe is me, everybody wants to fuck me...said the cunt with a black hole for a cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt CUNT.


I hate women. Fuck you all. Except the ones on this board.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #893 on: September 16, 2014, 08:44:51 AM »
From the journalism lecture today: "Is Barbie a virgin?"
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #894 on: September 16, 2014, 01:11:37 PM »
I realize your asshole is also an orifice but it would be much easier for you to understand me if you listen with your ear instead!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #895 on: September 16, 2014, 01:26:28 PM »
Quote from: ? on September 16, 2014, 08:44:51 AM
From the journalism lecture today: "Is Barbie a virgin?"

Barbie's a total slut.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #896 on: September 16, 2014, 11:06:50 PM »
Remind me never to procrastinate again...

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #897 on: September 17, 2014, 08:43:07 AM »
I just got finished mowing the lawn for probably only the second time in over a month. Due to lack of rain it just hasn't needed it. The front lawn is pretty much straw in most of the area. Then I thought about so many people who water there lawns on a regular basis. I don't ever water my lawn. I mean, how selfish is it to waste all that water when you consider the fact there are millions of people who have yet to do the ice bucket challenge!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #898 on: September 17, 2014, 10:41:57 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #899 on: September 18, 2014, 08:08:25 AM »
Should I worry about the chemicals the pest control man uses if he's constantly shaking like a dog shitting razor blades?!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #900 on: September 18, 2014, 08:58:35 AM »
Today IS a good day to die (from ODing on coffee...)
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #901 on: September 18, 2014, 11:05:54 AM »
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Today IS a good day to die (from ODing on coffee...)
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #902 on: September 18, 2014, 11:14:36 AM »
I can fall asleep no problem drinking coffee all day.  my bladder on the other hands says, "The hell you are sleeping."
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #903 on: September 18, 2014, 12:39:39 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 18, 2014, 11:14:36 AM
I can fall asleep no problem drinking coffee all day.  my bladder on the other hands says, "The hell you are sleeping."

I'm the same way. I'll drink a 24oz at 9:00 and be out cold by 10:00.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #904 on: September 18, 2014, 04:48:55 PM »
Whoever came up with the name " Foghorn Leghorn " is a comedy genius.  :rollin

So random but hysterical.

Most of the Warner Brothers' cartoon characters have hilariously random names like " Speedy Gonzales " :lol
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #905 on: September 18, 2014, 04:54:52 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on September 18, 2014, 04:48:55 PM
Most of the Warner Brothers' cartoon characters have hilariously random names like " Speedy Gonzales " :lol


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #906 on: September 18, 2014, 04:59:40 PM »
Totes don't Give a Fuckerooni TBH m8.  :hat
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #907 on: September 18, 2014, 05:11:54 PM »
Totes?  Fuckerooni? TBH? m8?


I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.











Random thought: Don't fucking call out an hour before your shift and leave us scrambling to fill it. Either come in or find your own coverage   >:( :censored >:(
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #908 on: September 18, 2014, 05:14:23 PM »
The Fly Zapper in the kitchen at work is a total BUZZ KILL :neverusethis:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #909 on: September 18, 2014, 05:21:57 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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