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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #840 on: June 11, 2014, 01:41:32 PM »
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!

You need to chill, dude..
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #841 on: June 11, 2014, 02:18:00 PM »
Shark week used to be cool.  But it's been done to death.  And it is annoying that it still cannot decide whether its focus is on how deadly sharks are as maneating machines or on how misunderstood and endangered they are.

I propose Discovery immediately initiate Cow Week.  I mean, what other animal is made out of steak, burgers, and leather?  That makes cows by far the coolest of the animals.  Discovery (or possibly Food Network) needs to get on this right away.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #842 on: June 11, 2014, 03:24:02 PM »
And name it, "Leather & Taste".
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #843 on: June 11, 2014, 07:08:56 PM »
Love is so fucking dangerous, sometimes I don't even know why I bother.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #844 on: June 11, 2014, 11:36:41 PM »
What kind of strange person is offended by Buddhism?!?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #845 on: June 12, 2014, 08:11:02 AM »
What kind of strange person is offended by Buddhism?!?

I dunno. People who have a phobia of orange shower curtains??

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #846 on: July 21, 2014, 09:33:05 AM »
After all these years I still have trust issues? Really? How pathetic is that?  :sadpanda:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #847 on: July 23, 2014, 07:54:02 AM »
Do farts have lumps?







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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #848 on: July 24, 2014, 10:38:47 AM »
The scariest thing about there being no God is that some people will just get away with it.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #849 on: July 24, 2014, 12:20:34 PM »
and it's a homemade puzzle OF YOURS!  :coolio

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #850 on: July 24, 2014, 03:23:26 PM »
Do farts have lumps?



Neither air nor liquid have a definite shape and conform to their container, so unless the container has a lump, no.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #851 on: July 25, 2014, 02:26:38 PM »
Here's a puzzler !

I'm pretty damn anxious in my day to day life and get fearful and withdrawn in social situations.

But i've never once had a problem with playing music live in front of people. No matter how big / small the crowd.

There's not once been that feeling of " oh crap - people will be looking at me playing music - what If I make a mistake ? "

It's so weird because I cannot speak infront of a crowd confidently to save my life - but I can show off when playing live.

It's not even that i'm that confident playing my instrument. I just don't get stage fright in the slightest.

Thoughts ?


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #852 on: July 25, 2014, 10:53:40 PM »
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw? Prolly like, a bunch.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #853 on: July 26, 2014, 02:29:31 PM »
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw? Prolly like, a bunch.

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #854 on: July 28, 2014, 11:50:24 PM »
but to chuck something means to throw it, right? so it should really have a catapult.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #855 on: July 29, 2014, 08:12:13 AM »
God damnit housing office  >:(
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #856 on: July 31, 2014, 04:21:48 PM »
The last hour of a work day is kind of like that nightmare you have when your trying to get away from the monster and no matter how fast you try to run your going in slow motion.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #857 on: July 31, 2014, 05:02:32 PM »
I saw a chipmunk in my yard running with a ton of acorns in his mouth.  Amazing to watch them as they carry and store away food for the winter.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #858 on: August 01, 2014, 03:15:47 PM »
Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish and eliminate the middle man.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #859 on: August 01, 2014, 03:33:41 PM »
Treble hook. Gonads. These things do not belong together.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #860 on: August 15, 2014, 08:13:30 AM »
I woke up screaming in a pool of sweat. 3:00 am. Disoriented and confused, I have already forgotten the horror I just awoke from. I get to my feet and stagger to the bathroom trembling inside. You can't hide from the fear when it takes hold. I walk into the room to the faint glow of the blue nightlight and see a head sticking up out of the toilet bowl. Am I dreaming? Could this all be real? I do what my first instinct tells me to do and I quickly flush the toilet hoping the horror goes out to sea making things normal again, but much as that wad of paper towels you should not flush down a toilet it clogs the bowl I will now have to something I did not want to do. I will need to call a plumber in the morning. That's going to cost money I don't have. Oh well I can't think about that now, its 3:00 am and I have a nightmare I don't remember to resume.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #861 on: August 26, 2014, 10:14:01 AM »
Does a smoking hot lesbian get excited when she looks in the mirror?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #862 on: August 26, 2014, 10:21:09 AM »
Does a smoking hot lesbian get excited when she looks in the mirror?


I would love to know the answer to this.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #863 on: August 26, 2014, 10:29:28 AM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #864 on: August 26, 2014, 02:03:27 PM »
I'll have my revenge.


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #865 on: August 26, 2014, 05:01:37 PM »
lol @ easy college classes
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #866 on: August 31, 2014, 03:12:44 PM »
I want to bowl with Dream Theater.


That would be SO FUCKING BAD ASS OMG
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #867 on: August 31, 2014, 04:04:02 PM »
I was so bored today that I created my own language, called Oceane. It has some grammar from English, but simplified. I'm trying to get no irregular verbs nor phrasal verbs. The structure is quite simple: Subject + Object + Verb or Object + Subject + Verb. Words do not have genders nor verbs change from person, thus it stays infinitive no matter the person if it is in present - I'm still trying to figure out the future and past grammar. It's also quite poetic and beautiful, inspired by the Japanese's flow. And the pronunciation is like in Spanish, so you won't have to guess how to pronounce a word.
On Oceane anar ezora. (I love to write in Oceane). Names change a bit, so The Name of the Wind, by Patrick Rothfuss would be like De Nonble lel Vienno, lor Patrickan Rothfussen.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #868 on: September 01, 2014, 12:16:42 AM »
Death suit.

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« Reply #869 on: September 01, 2014, 01:08:57 AM »
Oooo DTF is up late tonight! (From where I'm sittin)

PURPOSEFUL DOUBLE POST OOOOOOO WHAT MODS WHAT WHAT RENEGADE IN THE HIZZY.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #870 on: September 07, 2014, 11:38:56 PM »
You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.

P.S. AW MAN I FORGOT I POSTED LAST FUCK YOU GUYS I'LL END THIS THREAD. I END EVERYTHING. THEY CALL ME THE THREAD EATER.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #871 on: September 08, 2014, 09:11:03 AM »
You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.

Oh really now?


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #872 on: September 08, 2014, 10:14:30 AM »
You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.

Oh really now?



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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #873 on: September 08, 2014, 03:53:34 PM »
fucking essays for uni fuck you for existing.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #874 on: September 09, 2014, 05:11:04 AM »
The reason I never put on weight is simple....people keep claiming their pound of flesh.
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