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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #665 on: November 20, 2013, 11:03:34 AM »
Do you ever think about much money we spend on stuff we really don't want? For example...I just spent 15 bucks at Costco for garbage bags just so I can throw shit away. How much does that suck?
I mean no one is proud of the purchase of garbage bags. Its not like you go to a friends house to show them off like a new car.

"Hey check these out! Hefty kitchen bags! 200 count, 2ply and a drawstring baby!"

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #666 on: November 26, 2013, 07:01:43 PM »
So I am a man who is quite fond of his chocolate milk and the past couple of days, my chocolate milk has seriously been tasting like shit, and at first I was blaming the powder, but then I noticed that somehow, someway Fat-free milk had gotten into the house. So I just have one thing to say and that is:



Fuck fat-free milk. It tastes like water.

So I went out to the store today and picked up some whole milk, and now everything is right as rain.  :D
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #667 on: November 26, 2013, 07:03:05 PM »
I like skim milk in everything except coffee.  Coffee needs to be made with the highest fat laced milk as possible.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #668 on: November 26, 2013, 07:29:07 PM »
Raw milk is good for everything
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #669 on: November 26, 2013, 07:57:12 PM »
Right from the tit. Just how I like it.


Excuse me: Teet.




P.S. Mmmmm milk and vodka.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #670 on: November 27, 2013, 04:01:38 AM »
Man, my knee is KILLING me...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #671 on: November 27, 2013, 12:21:45 PM »
"So this is Oregon huh? 'Tolerant' Oregon...."
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #672 on: November 27, 2013, 12:35:37 PM »
He giggled gleefully when he saw the shoestring dangling from his....um....crack.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #673 on: November 27, 2013, 03:46:30 PM »
Seriously? I thought that was brilliantly funny...no one?























Any one? *crickets*
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #674 on: November 28, 2013, 11:41:41 AM »
Do you think there's people out there who go out on Black Friday not for deals or material things, but for the love of glorious combat?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #675 on: December 01, 2013, 10:58:39 PM »
Storm comin? Hatchet comin!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #676 on: December 02, 2013, 09:57:37 PM »
Listerine is hardcore. My mouth felt like I had poured acid into it. I guess that means it was working?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #677 on: December 03, 2013, 07:51:58 AM »
Beware of drivers who can't color between the lines.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #678 on: December 11, 2013, 02:11:04 PM »
A guy could chip a tooth trying to take a bite of that!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #679 on: December 11, 2013, 02:44:02 PM »
"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #680 on: December 11, 2013, 04:11:15 PM »
I kinda want Mick Jagger to have a seizure, just so I can post a vine video parody of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger". 
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #681 on: December 11, 2013, 05:11:00 PM »
I'M GOING TO CHICAGO!

No... it still hasn't occurred to me yet. It will happen soon enough...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #682 on: December 11, 2013, 07:00:38 PM »
Who the hell called Chicago?!


AUDREY!!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #683 on: December 11, 2013, 07:44:16 PM »
Quote from: Tick on December 11, 2013, 02:44:02 PM
"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!

It most certainly is, but just imagine that you work in a grocery store pharmacy and the dumb ass, mouth breathing store manager comes over and bitches at you, because a customer thought for some reason that he was the appropriate person to bitch too about their prescription co-pay being too high.

And in his dumb, corporate, robot manager brain "the customer is always right", but in reality altering co-pays is insurance fraud dumb ass.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #684 on: December 11, 2013, 07:48:13 PM »
Speaking of pharmacy -  in my previous life as a pharmacist (not allowed in grocery stores out here - can only be owned by pharmacists.......which makes what I'm about to say so much worse)  I was berated by my boss in front of the customer for refusing to break the law and give them an amphetamine product for their teenager because they couldn't be stuffed going to the doctor.  Afterwards he sent the customer a bunch of flowers to apologise for my behaviour.

I told him to go f**k himself and resigned.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #685 on: December 13, 2013, 11:35:24 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix87x on December 11, 2013, 07:44:16 PM
Quote from: Tick on December 11, 2013, 02:44:02 PM
"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!

It most certainly is, but just imagine that you work in a grocery store pharmacy and the dumb ass, mouth breathing store manager comes over and bitches at you, because a customer thought for some reason that he was the appropriate person to bitch too about their prescription co-pay being too high.

And in his dumb, corporate, robot manager brain "the customer is always right", but in reality altering co-pays is insurance fraud dumb ass.
That guy is truly a fool.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #686 on: December 13, 2013, 12:47:14 PM »
9 inches?  da fuq  :yeahright
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #687 on: December 13, 2013, 05:01:44 PM »
My turds must AT LEAST be a good 10-14 inches or I am NOT happy.  :metal :yarr
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #688 on: December 16, 2013, 08:45:12 AM »
Caramel carrot














See TioJorge's post above.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #689 on: December 16, 2013, 09:01:59 AM »
If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #690 on: December 16, 2013, 09:32:16 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on December 16, 2013, 09:01:59 AM
If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!

What is it with you and snipping one's Achilles tendon with wire cutters?  I'm beginning to grow concerned!   :lol
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #691 on: December 16, 2013, 10:07:43 AM »
Come on Jaffa...aren't these the same questions any of us as ourselves? Or is it just me.. :lol

Example: If you drink from a spittoon do you only need to swallow once since it's likely that the entire contents are connected?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #692 on: December 16, 2013, 10:29:40 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on December 16, 2013, 09:01:59 AM
If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!

I swear that happened in a movie once...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #693 on: December 16, 2013, 02:06:26 PM »
Stop what you're doing, put down the vibrator and the cheese grater, and feed those llamas. 
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #694 on: December 21, 2013, 11:12:47 AM »
Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf's coffee tastes like burnt piss.

-takes another sip-
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #695 on: December 23, 2013, 03:48:46 PM »
I'm sure they taste just fine but they look too much like scabs.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #696 on: December 23, 2013, 03:56:58 PM »
Gah these harmonies need to fit better
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #697 on: December 26, 2013, 04:03:14 PM »
So, if everyone in America burned a $1 dollar bill, all on the same day, would inflation slow down/decrease slightly?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #698 on: December 27, 2013, 02:14:55 PM »
So, am I the only person who absolutely never wants to get married or have kids ? Secondly if I didn't wake up tomorrow it wouldn't be the worst thing ever.....
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #699 on: January 13, 2014, 10:12:18 PM »
I hate going to bed.

1.It's boring and you just lie there for 8 hours or so when that time could be spent working on stuff.

2.I'm an insomniac - so I either just lie there wide awake for hours continually changing sides - or I get back up anyway and carry on with what I was doing .

3.I'm depressed - so even if I do get a full 8 hours - I don't feel full of energy when i do wake up - so I may as well have stayed awake all night...
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