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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #560 on: August 19, 2013, 03:09:43 PM »
Boat. I should buy a boat.
without a hole in it.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #561 on: August 19, 2013, 05:26:00 PM »
As I watch the sun play in your hair, I realize I couldn't really care less about you.  :azn:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #562 on: August 19, 2013, 07:06:24 PM »
If I was the naked baby on the front of Nevermind, I would be trying to get some royalties.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #563 on: August 20, 2013, 08:32:47 AM »
Stop showing off!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #564 on: August 20, 2013, 10:41:04 AM »
CHOMP!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #565 on: August 20, 2013, 01:07:38 PM »
Smolder legs?  What the hell are "smolder legs" ? 

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #566 on: August 21, 2013, 01:59:58 AM »
If I was the naked baby on the front of Nevermind, I would be trying to get some royalties.

Starting with that dollar.  ;D
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #567 on: August 23, 2013, 09:54:32 AM »
Does it annoy anyone else that people who are related to rockstars or have been in famous bands before automatically get fast tracked to success ?

They don't have to put any work in . Is this fair ?


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #568 on: August 23, 2013, 12:52:28 PM »
You have instances of that in any industry. Hell, even my company has that.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #569 on: August 23, 2013, 12:57:12 PM »
can't blame people for taking the path of least resistance. take advantage of what ya can

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #570 on: August 23, 2013, 02:30:27 PM »
This is the first summer i've lived in Reading & I can hear Green Day FROM MY HOUSE ;D ;D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #571 on: August 24, 2013, 03:20:20 PM »
It's Eminem tonight and Biffy Clyro tomorrow night but I won't be in Reading tomorrow :(

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #572 on: August 26, 2013, 04:09:39 PM »
My friend's mom suggested that I wear this my first day of college.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #573 on: August 26, 2013, 04:17:57 PM »
My friend's mom suggested that I wear this my first day of college.
I support that whole heartedly. That would be the best sight ever to see on campus  :metal

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #574 on: August 26, 2013, 11:34:54 PM »
Run at people, poke them yelling "ZAP!" and then run away yelling "CATCH ME!" over and over.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #575 on: August 27, 2013, 12:16:54 AM »
You want a random thought? Here we go:

Why do lifts have separate call buttons, whether you want to go up or down? Why not just one button that brings the lift to you from anywhere? I get confused as to what I should do. Say, I'm on the 1st floor, and I want to go to the ground floor, and there's a G on the display. Do I press the Up button to bring the lift up to me, or do I press the Down button because I want to go down?

I know the answer, but still. This problem could be avoided with just one "call lift" button.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #576 on: August 27, 2013, 02:21:52 AM »
It's mainly for electric elevators that are in-transit and have a kind of 'queue'. Whilst going down, if someone on the first floor calls it 'down', it will continue to the top floor, then go back down. However, say the elevator is in-transit going down, and someone calls it 'down', it'll stop at that floor before reaching it's original destination. There can be other situations as well depending on how well programmed the system is and that is usually dependent on how many floors the building has.

Things like old-school 'lifts' in coal mines and such just have one switch because there's almost always just 'one-way'.










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 I worked at a fancy-shmancy hotel for a while and when I first started I was the bell boy and many times spent my days in an elevator and on more than a few occasions was stuck due to either some dumbass malfunction or flat-out power outages (Seattle, fuck you dude). I became good friends with one of the technicians, actually. Good 'ole Leo. Pastor's son. Elevator expert.
...now there's a random thought.... :millahhhh

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #577 on: September 04, 2013, 06:22:49 AM »
Wouldn't it be funny if they played a game of hockey with overcooked pork chops?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #578 on: September 04, 2013, 01:56:17 PM »
Ass and balls: To eat, or not to eat?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #579 on: September 09, 2013, 04:46:00 AM »
Not mine, you won´t!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #580 on: September 09, 2013, 02:49:04 PM »
Holy fuck the noobs are crazy.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #581 on: September 09, 2013, 02:52:26 PM »
I'M STAYING HOME I'M SORRY BOYS BUT I'M A LITTLE SENSITIVE

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #582 on: September 10, 2013, 04:17:40 AM »
Yeah, I'm not waterproof, either....
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #583 on: September 15, 2013, 06:46:18 PM »
Paprika is like Hungarian cocaine!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #584 on: September 17, 2013, 11:01:46 AM »
Salad is boring, even with Chicken in it.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #585 on: September 17, 2013, 11:15:31 AM »
I agree. The only salad I like is the kind that has so much shit in it that it's not even a salad anymore. "Yes, I'd like the House salad...add bacon, eggs, shrimp, bacon, bacon, and bacon, please".

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #586 on: September 17, 2013, 01:58:41 PM »
I agree. The only salad I like is the kind that has so much shit in it that it's not even a salad anymore. "Yes, I'd like the House salad...add bacon, eggs, shrimp, bacon, bacon, and bacon, please".
and hold the lettuce if you don't mind.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #587 on: September 17, 2013, 02:15:48 PM »
Whenever I get salad at work I make it rain on that bitch. Onions, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, Italian dressing... mmm mmm, bitch!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #588 on: September 17, 2013, 02:55:13 PM »
Whenever I get salad at work I make it rain on that bitch. Onions, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, Italian dressing... mmm mmm, bitch!
Get nasty with that salad!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #589 on: September 17, 2013, 03:08:41 PM »
Don't forget bleu cheese! Our restaurant has the greatest bleu cheese I've ever tasted... Mmm! Most people I know detest it, and they've tried this shit and order a plate of it for their salad. It's Riddickulous. I'm going to see Riddick tonight. WOOOOOOT

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #590 on: September 18, 2013, 03:59:33 PM »
I'm fine with lots of lettuce, baby corn, and italian dressing and/or red wine vinaigrette.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #591 on: September 18, 2013, 08:51:19 PM »
'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #592 on: September 19, 2013, 05:24:14 AM »
I am eating homemade corn beef hash and eggs. I feel sorry for vegetarians.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #593 on: September 19, 2013, 02:07:51 PM »
'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.


https://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
Very cool, thanks for that.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #594 on: September 19, 2013, 02:38:50 PM »
Men think about flotation devises every 3 seconds.
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