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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #525 on: July 30, 2013, 11:54:49 PM »
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« Reply #526 on: July 31, 2013, 12:22:17 AM »
Don't make it any worse just throw it in reverse!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #527 on: July 31, 2013, 10:45:47 AM »
Put that back inside, where it belongs.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #528 on: July 31, 2013, 12:41:59 PM »
I always misread "The Bank Of Aland" as "The Bank Of Aniland"
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #529 on: August 02, 2013, 04:06:40 AM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #530 on: August 07, 2013, 12:28:47 PM »
Frank was so right, broken hearts are for assholes!
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« Reply #531 on: August 08, 2013, 08:01:39 PM »
Two eggs in a tube sock...

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #532 on: August 08, 2013, 08:04:32 PM »


Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #533 on: August 09, 2013, 12:24:14 AM »
Woooooah nelly....

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #534 on: August 09, 2013, 11:08:05 AM »
Survive 4 more hours of work to get to vacation. tick tick tick......
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« Reply #535 on: August 09, 2013, 11:14:47 AM »
I heard you like validating XML formats so we made an XSD for your XSD.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #536 on: August 09, 2013, 11:48:17 AM »


Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.

I haven't tried that, does it taste like the PB in Reese's PB cups? I love the PB cups, but I don't know how I'd feel about the PB alone, seems too sweet.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #537 on: August 09, 2013, 11:56:33 AM »
Congratulations. You're 22, living at home, unemployed, unmarried, and now pregnant. The rest doesn't matter because, as you told me years ago, having kids is the only thing you want in life. Well there you go. I wouldn't be surprised if you poked a hole in a condom or lied about taking birth control.  I'm just glad I got away from that clusterfuck you call a life over 2 years ago. And if you come up to me Wednesday and tell me this in person, this is pretty much the response you will get.





Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.

I haven't tried that, does it taste like the PB in Reese's PB cups? I love the PB cups, but I don't know how I'd feel about the PB alone, seems too sweet.


It is a tad sweet IIRC but it's strangely addicting. Sadly I can't get it where I live :/
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #538 on: August 09, 2013, 02:00:54 PM »
TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #539 on: August 09, 2013, 02:25:56 PM »
Do it yourself plumbing fixes.......ALWAYS works out great :tup











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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #540 on: August 09, 2013, 04:57:56 PM »
That awkward moment when you are trying to end a text message conversation and the other person keeps it going by asking broad questions like "hows everything going",

ugh..


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #541 on: August 09, 2013, 05:44:54 PM »
Why is Watership Down such an amazing movie/book


It's my favorite everything basically except music, but it still has pretty great music
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #542 on: August 09, 2013, 09:12:44 PM »
TACOS, BITCH!!!!!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #543 on: August 10, 2013, 10:20:34 AM »
Ain't my fault you got towed  :loser:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #544 on: August 13, 2013, 08:59:49 AM »
Emotion (whatever that means) isn't the only, nor by extension necessarily the best, reason to love a piece of music!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #545 on: August 13, 2013, 09:22:06 AM »
SAFE IN THE LIGHT THAT SURROUNDS ME


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #546 on: August 13, 2013, 11:41:00 AM »
Oranges are delicious! And that doesn't have anything to do with the national colour of my country.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #547 on: August 13, 2013, 12:57:55 PM »
I need a visa-wizard.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #548 on: August 13, 2013, 01:27:19 PM »
I'M DRIVEN

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #549 on: August 13, 2013, 02:01:19 PM »
Wait, that's not supposed to itch!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #550 on: August 13, 2013, 02:02:53 PM »
FACT:  1 = 0.9999999999999999∞



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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #551 on: August 13, 2013, 02:24:10 PM »
Well, you were about a useful as a mint flavored suppository.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #552 on: August 13, 2013, 04:00:19 PM »
I'M DRIVEN

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FACT:  1 = 0.9999999999999999∞



That's not true, is it? Well, assuming you mea 1 = 0.999..... with an infinite amount of nines. Although the amount of nines is infinite, it's still never quite the same as one. Small (and indeterminable) as the difference may be, there is still a difference.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #553 on: August 14, 2013, 12:59:50 PM »

FACT:  1 = 0.9999999999999999∞


That's not true, is it? Well, assuming you mea 1 = 0.999..... with an infinite amount of nines. Although the amount of nines is infinite, it's still never quite the same as one. Small (and indeterminable) as the difference may be, there is still a difference.




From Wikipedia:


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In mathematics, the repeating decimal 0.999... (sometimes written with more or fewer 9s before the final ellipsis, or as 0.9, 0.(9), or ) denotes a real number that can be shown to be the number one. In other words, the symbols "0.999..." and "1" represent the same number. Proofs of this equality have been formulated with varying degrees of mathematical rigor, taking into account preferred development of the real numbers, background assumptions, historical context, and target audience.
Every nonzero, terminating decimal has an equal twin representation with trailing 9s, such as 8.32 and 8.31999... The terminating decimal representation is almost always preferred, contributing to the misconception that it is the only representation. The same phenomenon occurs in all other bases or in any similar representation of the real numbers.
The equality of 0.999... and 1 is closely related to the absence of nonzero infinitesimals in the real number system, the most commonly used system in mathematical analysis. Some alternative number systems, such as thehyperreals, do contain nonzero infinitesimals. In most such number systems, the standard interpretation of the expression 0.999... makes it equal to 1, but in some of these number systems, the symbol "0.999..." admits other interpretations that contain infinitely many 9s while falling infinitesimally short of 1.
The equality 0.999... = 1 has long been accepted by mathematicians and is part of general mathematical education. Nonetheless, some students find it sufficiently counterintuitive that they question or reject it, commonly enough that the difficulty of convincing them of the validity of this identity has been the subject of numerous studies in mathematics education.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #554 on: August 14, 2013, 01:03:04 PM »
[not random]
I completely corkscrewed that last quote
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« Reply #555 on: August 14, 2013, 01:59:56 PM »
That's really, really cool.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #556 on: August 16, 2013, 01:06:59 AM »
No gene-pool lottery here, last time I checked in the mirror. :millahhhh

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #557 on: August 18, 2013, 05:32:12 PM »
Flipping through the channels and I come across 16 and pregnant and I'm all like "this is so dumb, tv is so dumb, can't believe people watch this dumb stuff ect, ect"

Cut to 45 minutes later and I'm still watching it  :facepalm:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #558 on: August 19, 2013, 02:28:25 PM »
Every time I go on vacation, no matter where I go people are nicer than the state I live in. People in Connecticut are kind of a bunch of dicks.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #559 on: August 19, 2013, 02:43:48 PM »
Boat. I should buy a boat.