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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #455 on: May 16, 2013, 11:59:33 AM »
Jazz is not dead; it just smells funny.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #456 on: May 16, 2013, 12:47:51 PM »
I know, I know, it's urgent, right? 
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #457 on: May 30, 2013, 09:49:16 PM »
6:00 on a May morning... AND FOR WHAT?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #458 on: May 31, 2013, 01:32:19 PM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #459 on: May 31, 2013, 06:37:32 PM »
Sorry - was that yours?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #460 on: May 31, 2013, 08:03:54 PM »
GOURANGA !
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #461 on: June 01, 2013, 10:15:20 PM »
Poop tarts.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #462 on: June 01, 2013, 11:09:09 PM »
goddamnshitcockmotherfucktittyscrambleramblebamblecuntwhoretwatbitch
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #463 on: June 01, 2013, 11:20:58 PM »
Like a cunning Jaguar that gracefully swims through the assorted charcoal shadows sketched by a jungle that breathes thick vines, leaves and limbs.......Revelation and Realization have a way of pouncing on your back then accurately wrapping their needle lined jaws around your jugular..........
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #464 on: June 01, 2013, 11:49:22 PM »
Sonofabitch ate my cookies >:(
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #465 on: June 04, 2013, 09:59:22 AM »
The stupid has moved on from burn and leaped over to sting.
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #466 on: June 04, 2013, 12:25:26 PM »
*stabbity stabbity*
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #467 on: June 04, 2013, 08:23:08 PM »
I'm sorry ... Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours??
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #468 on: June 05, 2013, 07:32:55 AM »
Innovade Innovate the Innovators
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #469 on: June 05, 2013, 08:44:00 AM »
Aaargh! There are not varying degrees of uniqueness. Something is either unique or it's not!!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #470 on: June 05, 2013, 11:58:05 PM »
Wascally wabbit.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #471 on: June 10, 2013, 08:32:44 AM »
So many squirrels...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #472 on: June 10, 2013, 07:28:46 PM »
For the last time, no, damn it! I don't want Java to make changes to my computer!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #473 on: June 10, 2013, 09:34:52 PM »
Two tears in a bucket, ......fu%k it!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #474 on: June 10, 2013, 11:12:39 PM »
Stress:  That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #475 on: June 11, 2013, 11:58:52 AM »
Quote from: DebraKadabra on June 10, 2013, 11:12:39 PM
Stress:  That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

Stress Relief: The satisfaction gained when one's mind overrides the body's desire not to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it and instead clubs them upside the head with a wooden Baseball Bat.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #476 on: June 11, 2013, 12:00:29 PM »
Quote from: ? on June 10, 2013, 08:32:44 AM
So many squirrels...

Too many puppies   
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #477 on: June 11, 2013, 12:05:24 PM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #478 on: June 11, 2013, 12:27:52 PM »
The next property you show me in the $500k range will be the last property you show me - I'm not Bill fucking Gates, you know!  >:(
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #479 on: June 11, 2013, 12:31:58 PM »
How can my foot just randomly start itching on the side. I didn't move, didn't adjust, I didn't do anything. It just started itching, just to fuck with me. Fuck you foot, you sir, are a dick.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #480 on: June 11, 2013, 01:00:40 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 11, 2013, 12:31:58 PM
Fuck you foot, you sir, are a dick.

Braggert! I wish
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #481 on: June 11, 2013, 02:09:32 PM »
I'll start being nicer if you start being smarter.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #482 on: June 11, 2013, 02:11:25 PM »
You're my oldest friend and I love you like a brother but... come on... this isn't  the middle ages... use fucking condoms!
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #483 on: June 11, 2013, 05:41:42 PM »
Krispy kreme > Dunkin doughnuts
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #484 on: June 12, 2013, 12:05:40 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 11, 2013, 11:58:52 AM
Quote from: DebraKadabra on June 10, 2013, 11:12:39 PM
Stress:  That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

Stress Relief: The satisfaction gained when one's mind overrides the body's desire not to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it and instead clubs them upside the head with a wooden Baseball Bat.

Beautiful, man. :lol :heart  :clap:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #485 on: June 12, 2013, 08:27:46 AM »
Just the tip, OK?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #486 on: June 13, 2013, 09:02:58 AM »
Walked into work and Rush was playing on the lobby radio.   :metal
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #487 on: June 13, 2013, 11:06:05 AM »
25.8069 is the root of all evil.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #488 on: June 13, 2013, 12:56:02 PM »
Could someone trade noses with me?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #489 on: June 14, 2013, 07:53:49 AM »
Um...  ;)
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