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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #420 on: May 01, 2013, 03:39:02 PM »
Don't honk at me. Mother effer if you want my attention you get out and knock on the door
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #421 on: May 01, 2013, 04:16:16 PM »
Duck butter.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #422 on: May 01, 2013, 04:23:34 PM »
Nudnik is an underused noun.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #423 on: May 02, 2013, 06:17:47 AM »
Titty sprinkles
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #424 on: May 05, 2013, 05:10:29 AM »
Raisin Bran......works every time  :tup

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #425 on: May 05, 2013, 04:44:21 PM »
Now that I've gathered all of you here - BALLS.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #426 on: May 05, 2013, 05:24:00 PM »
Now that I've gathered all of you here - BALLS.

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #427 on: May 05, 2013, 07:38:32 PM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #428 on: May 07, 2013, 12:01:14 PM »
ENGAGE TROLL PEDAL
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #429 on: May 07, 2013, 12:49:21 PM »
I am not a troll, I am a free man!  ha ha ha ha!!!


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #430 on: May 07, 2013, 01:19:07 PM »
Does this mean I need a Six pedal now too, then?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #431 on: May 07, 2013, 01:41:19 PM »
He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those skank-ass hoes. :azn:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #432 on: May 07, 2013, 03:28:26 PM »
Don't even get me started on the roast beef.  That shit was rancid.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #433 on: May 07, 2013, 05:37:06 PM »
Again??  Seriously??  C'MON!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #434 on: May 07, 2013, 08:52:41 PM »
The space between waiting is clear.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #435 on: May 07, 2013, 10:56:37 PM »
If it's just me  and a dog in the room,  and I fart, can I still blame it on the dog?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #436 on: May 08, 2013, 08:24:27 AM »
If a man is standing alone in the woods and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #437 on: May 08, 2013, 09:58:28 AM »
If a man is standing alone in the woods and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #438 on: May 08, 2013, 12:15:29 PM »
*poot* :biggrin:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #439 on: May 09, 2013, 11:41:19 AM »
If it's just me  a dog in the room,   and I fart, can I still blame it on the dog?

I guess. My stepfather still blames his on the jack russel. She's been dead about a year.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #440 on: May 09, 2013, 01:49:27 PM »
Reading.  It's fundamental  ::)

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #441 on: May 09, 2013, 02:12:09 PM »
It's elemental. mmmm tears








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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #442 on: May 10, 2013, 08:42:58 AM »
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #443 on: May 10, 2013, 03:38:07 PM »
That steak was awesome.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #444 on: May 10, 2013, 04:30:19 PM »
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|

Absolutely!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #446 on: May 11, 2013, 04:32:11 AM »
I like to put a single ice cube in my chocolate milk.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #447 on: May 11, 2013, 04:34:00 AM »
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|

That type are a little hard to blame on the dog.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #448 on: May 11, 2013, 10:59:58 AM »
WOOF! 

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #449 on: May 11, 2013, 10:40:52 PM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #450 on: May 13, 2013, 12:53:07 PM »
Preventing an explosion with a bomb lolllooooooooool

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #451 on: May 13, 2013, 12:55:55 PM »
I'll get you, mutha licka
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #452 on: May 13, 2013, 02:12:33 PM »
da fuq is that stench?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #453 on: May 15, 2013, 02:52:57 AM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #454 on: May 16, 2013, 09:45:44 AM »
Why do laundry? Six-packs of underwear are only $4.69 at Costco!
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