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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #350 on: March 31, 2013, 09:08:21 AM »
I'd like to be in a coma.
Have surgery.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #351 on: March 31, 2013, 10:59:53 AM »
I wonder if I'd feel bad if the people I don't like killed themselves.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #352 on: March 31, 2013, 06:54:56 PM »
Have you ever felt like you could sneeze your head off of your neck? :eek

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #353 on: April 01, 2013, 08:42:03 AM »
Very funny weather. This is the best April Fool's prank ever: freezing my tits off.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #354 on: April 03, 2013, 04:03:05 PM »
YOLO Ono.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #355 on: April 03, 2013, 04:06:00 PM »

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #356 on: April 03, 2013, 04:12:02 PM »
Why am I wasting my time when I have quite some stuff to do?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #357 on: April 03, 2013, 04:17:35 PM »
Why am I wasting my time when I have quite some stuff to do?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #358 on: April 03, 2013, 11:32:43 PM »
I've got a boner and I'd like a lady to suck on it. But there's none around. I'd suck it myself but I'm not as cool as Bill from Workaholics. So. Y'know. Pocket Pussy time. I capitalize it because that Pocket Pussy is actually my gee backslash eff.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #359 on: April 04, 2013, 09:37:20 AM »
70's porn was so amazing, the stories turned you on before the sex itself and really in contrast; the acting was pretty decent, soap opera acting but acting nonetheless, if you can stomach bushes then 70's porn is the porn for you.
Up to the mid eighties it was good, then come late 80's hair styles and sets were awful but the stories stayed good.
I don't have an exact opinion on 90's hardcore, but the softcore stuff was pretty good.
Late 90's and on there is no story, if there's a premise it's told and horribly acted in about 5 minutes and then usually forgotten half way through with a lot of forth wall breaking and for some reason comments from the guy filming. RIP Porn.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #360 on: April 04, 2013, 10:53:28 AM »
Piss poor planning in your part should not constitute a crisis on my part.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #361 on: April 04, 2013, 10:56:41 AM »
This is something that happened to me yesterday.



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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #362 on: April 04, 2013, 11:24:12 AM »
Yes, Metty. Preach!!

That's insane, King...  :lol I can just imagine that... "I really want this fucking job, sir!" I'm sure it was worse than that though...



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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #363 on: April 04, 2013, 12:36:03 PM »
Wow, well... I'm not doing THAT again.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #364 on: April 04, 2013, 04:41:59 PM »
The world sucks! I should move to Greenland where there are very few people and they don't suck.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #365 on: April 04, 2013, 05:34:56 PM »
I lyke toitles.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #366 on: April 04, 2013, 05:37:03 PM »
I wonder which post was it that creeped out Debra :lol, TioJorge's or mine?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #367 on: April 04, 2013, 05:45:35 PM »
Yea bitch... chew on that antler
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #368 on: April 04, 2013, 07:35:26 PM »
I wonder which post was it that creeped out Debra :lol , TioJorge's or mine?

Neither, actually - t'was completely unrelated to you dudes.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #369 on: April 04, 2013, 08:56:27 PM »
That's what I figured.

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prog sucks
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #371 on: April 05, 2013, 02:42:38 AM »
KISS THE MIDGET!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #372 on: April 13, 2013, 05:56:48 PM »
Go Ninja, go ninja go.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #373 on: April 13, 2013, 10:44:30 PM »
Once a year these fuckin things pop up.  P.I.T.A.!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #374 on: April 13, 2013, 10:55:04 PM »
couldn't use the balls... but at least I walked away with a nice sack :JayOctavarium:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #375 on: April 14, 2013, 12:28:56 AM »
Ha

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #376 on: April 14, 2013, 12:49:14 AM »
It's hard to be a girl musician - especially if you happen to be a man.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #377 on: April 14, 2013, 05:18:17 AM »
Windows 8:  Why? 

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #378 on: April 14, 2013, 05:27:56 AM »
Windows 8:  Why? 

Are you familiar with the Star Trek curse, the apparent trend where the odd movies were mostly bad, and the evens were good?
I'm starting to believe in the Windows curse. XP was great, Vista wasn't, Windows 7 was great, and Windows 8 isn't. I skipped straight from XP to 7, so I'm thinking of holding out till 9 hoping that this theory holds up. :P
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #379 on: April 14, 2013, 11:11:51 AM »
Teamwork is for pussies.



Because I like to see a team of pussies in unison.



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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #380 on: April 15, 2013, 09:48:43 AM »
Didn't know where to post this... so I think I'll just put it here.

Today I've found the no. 20 four leaf clover of my life. Here it is:



I really like wandering alone in sunny meadows searching for four leaf clovers, and actually - after many of such findings through the years - I have formulated a theory:

Four leaf clover are not that rare after all. Maybe what is rare is the patience required to find them.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #381 on: April 16, 2013, 12:13:56 PM »
Bleh... those were bland as hell.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #382 on: April 16, 2013, 12:16:35 PM »
Why do you say "we're" pregnant? I don't say "we" only have one testicle.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #383 on: April 16, 2013, 12:38:52 PM »
Well, apparently that was the end of that MP3 player... :censored

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #384 on: April 16, 2013, 01:57:25 PM »
Windows 8:  Why? 

Are you familiar with the Star Trek curse, the apparent trend where the odd movies were mostly bad, and the evens were good?
I'm starting to believe in the Windows curse. XP was great, Vista wasn't, Windows 7 was great, and Windows 8 isn't. I skipped straight from XP to 7, so I'm thinking of holding out till 9 hoping that this theory holds up. :P


In keeping with the topic of the thread, my answer is:  Peanut Butter :corn