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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #280 on: February 14, 2013, 08:12:21 PM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #281 on: February 14, 2013, 08:14:28 PM »
Well I did see it on the Valentines Day thread. :lol
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #282 on: February 14, 2013, 08:28:44 PM »
Eh! :azn:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #283 on: February 14, 2013, 09:52:42 PM »
Giving yourself a hand job on Valentines Day is know known as a TioJorge.  So it is hand job written.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #284 on: February 17, 2013, 05:52:37 AM »
Micheal Buffer is my hero. Dude shows up to work and says "lets get ready to rumble" and gets paid 6 figures. Incredible


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #285 on: February 22, 2013, 02:07:41 PM »
You only YOLO once.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #286 on: February 22, 2013, 02:09:50 PM »
I like toast.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #287 on: February 22, 2013, 02:15:34 PM »
I'm telling you, there HAS to be a way to suck that shit out of there!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #288 on: February 22, 2013, 02:28:54 PM »
If thinking is the result of how subatomic particles behave, how can you think of life without imagining everything as ridiculously small 'Lego blocks'? Does it matter if you attach values to ideas if they're just a way of nature establishing itself? Can one reject this idea if the notion of rejection is a combination of particles that make up electrical impulses in the brain, forming that very thought?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #289 on: February 22, 2013, 05:27:53 PM »
Dude... you repair elevators for a living... why are you in such a hurry?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #290 on: February 22, 2013, 05:39:38 PM »
#TVSBO

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Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #291 on: February 22, 2013, 08:54:56 PM »
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #292 on: February 22, 2013, 10:21:20 PM »
Why do people making left turns never look to their left before turning?  Every person I come across is focused on the traffic coming from the right, and when that's clear then they look to the left.

And that's what grinds my gears (no pun intended).
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #293 on: February 24, 2013, 08:14:02 AM »
You enter the world crying. You exit the world dying. In between is a bunch of lying.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #294 on: February 24, 2013, 09:03:10 AM »
I thought... the dream made the man
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #295 on: March 04, 2013, 01:03:51 PM »
If you're going to write a one star review for something, at least make sure your spelling, grammar, and punctuation are correct.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #296 on: March 04, 2013, 01:29:33 PM »
On the other hand, bacon.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #297 on: March 04, 2013, 01:29:48 PM »
That's so Ebola.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #298 on: March 06, 2013, 08:31:55 AM »
Touch the monkey and you'll see what happens.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #299 on: March 08, 2013, 06:09:58 AM »
Why are basements so scary?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #300 on: March 08, 2013, 06:50:40 AM »
You can't type paint without pain.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #301 on: March 08, 2013, 06:53:10 AM »
The best way to waste time is by trying to figure out what the hell I'm trying to say with this sentence.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #302 on: March 08, 2013, 09:32:26 AM »
The best way to waste time is by trying to figure out what the hell I'm trying to say with this sentence.
or reading it...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #303 on: March 09, 2013, 10:50:56 PM »
Mastodon Nipples
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #304 on: March 09, 2013, 11:22:38 PM »
SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #305 on: March 09, 2013, 11:33:31 PM »
Man, it keeps hitting me, how much I've settled into my life at home, how every time I turn a corner, I expect the same exact thing to be on the other side, and unless my mother moves something, it always is, every time, without fail. It keeps hitting me that I'm gonna move out soon, and I'm gonna lose that feeling of familiarity from just walking around my home. The more I realize this, the more afraid I feel. At first, I wasn't sure what I was afraid of, but now I know. I'm afraid that I won't even get there. I'm afraid that I'll never get to experience what it's like to round that corner and not know intuitively what's on the other side.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #307 on: March 10, 2013, 06:53:55 PM »
Having too many birthdays is the biggest killer

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #308 on: March 11, 2013, 11:58:42 AM »
Which describes how you're feeling deep inside...

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #309 on: March 12, 2013, 02:43:50 PM »
Help! I'm a rock!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #310 on: March 12, 2013, 02:45:06 PM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #311 on: March 12, 2013, 03:09:35 PM »
I wish the 2 assholes in my store would just get the fuck out!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #312 on: March 13, 2013, 07:29:05 PM »
TRY THIS TRICK

AND SPIN IT


YEUUUH

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #313 on: March 14, 2013, 06:49:51 AM »
Go ahead, but don't blame me if it gets chopped off.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #314 on: March 14, 2013, 05:13:49 PM »
Unbreakable foreskin. Luke Cage.

After being so into manga, Japanese comics...I've all of a sudden had a massive interest to start collecting American comics from Marvel and DC. I've always known the universe and characters (the main ones at least) but haven't really read any American comics bar a few Amazing Spidey comics... Starting New Avengers..

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