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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #210 on: January 17, 2013, 03:39:03 PM »
I know it was random- but it was a serious ponder... I was thinking, maybe it's because of the whole modesty development in the Garden. But, like I said, I don't know much about various beliefs- And my 'research' basically had a little info about apes, but nothing to really explain why humans are so different. Unless it's the fact that we're primarily hairless species.

It's actually an interesting point, to be honest.  I had no idea that humans are the only mammals with pubes.  Learn something new every day. :jets: :)

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« Reply #211 on: January 17, 2013, 03:55:03 PM »
Because we're the only species who do as much oral pleasuring as we do and whatever gross being that created us wants us to suffer by having a mouthful of hair all the time.

I remember one time at a birthday party for my girlfriend's best friend, the best friend went upstairs to 'get ready' and when she came back down she was all sweaty and then right as she went to blow out the candle I said "WAIT.." *everyone stares at me* "Y...there's a pube in your mouth. It's a big curly pube. Just there *points*" and then she picked it out and blew out the candles and no one said a word and I ruined her whole birthday and then I felt great.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #212 on: January 17, 2013, 04:06:22 PM »
From what I read, and I'm no scientist, and I don't know the reliability of the content- But some species of apes have very very fine hair around their genitals, that could be defined as such, but is more of a thinning and change in texture (compared to their body hair). I guess this could go either way, answer wise. Scientists might argue that we evolved form those apes, and our bodies developed that thicker hair as a sort of protection (though isn't it the cause and breeding ground of so many STDs?) Or perhaps more modern humans manually removed the hair and the bodies adapted, kind of like how we shave our legs/face and the hair comes in thicker. Or maybe the whole faith based, modesty/shame connection.  I will keep searching until I find legit answers on either side of the spectrum. Wonder what my friends pastor might say?

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« Reply #213 on: January 17, 2013, 04:31:55 PM »


Human pubic hair evolved so thick and course that lice from apes were able to survive in it... pubic lice is ape lice.... at least that's what I read...





I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #214 on: January 18, 2013, 08:04:40 PM »
FUCK I'm Durnk

EDIT: o wait wrong thread off t the durnk one if i can stay awake :P
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« Reply #215 on: January 18, 2013, 09:55:17 PM »
 :lol :rollin

P.S. For those not wanting to miss an epic edic, what he put instead of 'awake' was 'alive'.  :rollin :rollin

Awesome. Bravo, my friend. I'm sad that you never found the drunk thread. Lost in the abyss of the internet forever...just like the hyberbolic time chamber. Sigh... Dangerous. I too am drunk. Off I go.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #216 on: January 21, 2013, 11:41:23 AM »
FUCK I'm Durnk

EDIT: o wait wrong thread off t the durnk one if i can stay awake :P

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #217 on: January 21, 2013, 01:34:32 PM »
Who farted?

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« Reply #218 on: January 21, 2013, 01:38:24 PM »
Actually i'm about to..............................there you go!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #219 on: January 21, 2013, 01:40:08 PM »
Actually i'm about to..............................there you go!


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #220 on: January 21, 2013, 02:02:50 PM »
Random thought....

Regardless of what the commercial implies, having a house party with a fridge full of Coors light with not have hot perfect 10 girls ringing your doorbell dying to come in to drink it and dance with you.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #221 on: January 21, 2013, 02:04:34 PM »
I'm starting to suspect that Girl Scouts are putting crack in their cookies. I just ate a whole box of the lemonade cookies and I feel dirty now.

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« Reply #222 on: January 22, 2013, 08:28:18 AM »
I thought I'd come to you and say,
All the things I had on my mind.
I thought it might be really great
To show you how I feel inside
Then I think ... MAYBE NOT!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #223 on: January 22, 2013, 08:31:51 AM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.


1.How am I going to sneak past those guards ?


2.Why did I bring Helium instead of air ?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #224 on: January 22, 2013, 08:39:19 AM »
1.How am I going to sneak past those guards ?
It's too dangerous to go. Take this! *gives a bottle of expired milk*

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #225 on: January 22, 2013, 08:50:16 AM »
There's something eerily soothing about the cooking channel. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it somehow puts me in a trance-like state whenever I watch it.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #226 on: January 22, 2013, 09:24:38 AM »
Okay, self, no need to make forays into social media every nanosecond.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #227 on: January 22, 2013, 09:37:29 AM »
Can girls really engage in a circle jerk.  Who's jerking what?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #228 on: January 22, 2013, 11:36:46 AM »
Half-blacks are considered black for the convenience of racists and blacks alike.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #229 on: January 22, 2013, 12:02:07 PM »
That's gotta be the fattest one I've ever seen  :eek

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #230 on: January 23, 2013, 09:17:00 AM »
Posted this on FB: "I like liking lots of a person's posts and not getting any likes in return. MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE"

You can guess what happened next, most likes I've ever gotten.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #231 on: January 23, 2013, 09:29:47 AM »
Sweet Jesus am I distracted or emotional or what.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #232 on: January 23, 2013, 11:05:53 AM »
fuck it, they're all the same.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #233 on: January 23, 2013, 11:27:49 AM »
On the fourth floor of the library, there is a single stall bathroom that happens to be unisex. I feel bad for girls because every time I go in, there is piss all over the seat... then it occurred to me. If women had to put it down to pee, and then put back up whenever they were done (instead of the other way around), they would always have a clean place to sit.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #234 on: January 23, 2013, 01:34:09 PM »
I randomly thought of this today. Therefore I am sharing.


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #235 on: January 23, 2013, 01:38:05 PM »
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #236 on: January 23, 2013, 01:41:17 PM »
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

You are so smart. Thanks! I never knew what it was called. I just searched "species fetus comparison". Way cool  :tup

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #237 on: January 23, 2013, 01:44:45 PM »
It's not that I'm "smart", it's that I remember it from biology in high school (and it being reinforced in college level biology).  REALLY cool to see it pictured!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #238 on: January 24, 2013, 09:43:06 AM »
How long is Milton "Fucking" Banana going to be the lead entry in my last.fm recommendations.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #239 on: January 24, 2013, 04:01:35 PM »
Holy fuck! Mewtwo is a tortoise embryo!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #240 on: January 24, 2013, 04:04:47 PM »
 :laugh:

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« Reply #241 on: January 24, 2013, 04:36:46 PM »
Headache cure (through sound therapy) - does help; takes several listens, plus good to supplement with fingertips to the forehead (about two inches above eyebrows) and thumbs against the temples.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #242 on: January 25, 2013, 10:49:25 AM »
Skyyyyy rockets in flight!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #243 on: January 25, 2013, 11:57:37 AM »
Skyyyyy rockets in flight!

I take it you had a very nice lunch break? :eyebrows:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #244 on: January 25, 2013, 12:01:27 PM »
I'm eating sushi and after this I plan to masturbate.


After that I will play Super Castlevania IV.


Then I will sleepy time.


I gotta say it was a good day.

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