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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #70 on: October 25, 2012, 05:15:21 PM »
I think my cat wants to rape me.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #71 on: October 25, 2012, 05:16:05 PM »
Turn down the sex appeal then.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #72 on: October 25, 2012, 07:15:52 PM »
I think my rat wants to cap me.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #73 on: October 26, 2012, 04:59:50 AM »
I fucking don't want to go to work today.

Completely agreed, but had to show up. :mehlin

This.  I went, have come home, it was shit.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #74 on: October 26, 2012, 05:06:52 AM »
WORD.  I'm beyond glad my week is finally over.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #75 on: October 26, 2012, 05:10:45 AM »
 :hat
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #76 on: October 26, 2012, 05:12:25 AM »
Got DAT right. :hat

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #77 on: October 26, 2012, 05:29:56 AM »
Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #78 on: October 26, 2012, 05:31:46 AM »
That's so cute. :biggrin:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #79 on: October 26, 2012, 05:55:10 AM »
Yay, winter is here again! :metal

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #80 on: October 26, 2012, 05:55:24 AM »
Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.

Nice, that's totally something I would do.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #81 on: October 26, 2012, 05:56:06 AM »
Yay, winter is here again! :metal

I am two thirds two spring so summer is almost here for me, I hate it.  Give me winter anytime.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #82 on: October 26, 2012, 05:58:24 AM »
is it possible to get a hard enough boner that your dick explodes?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #83 on: October 26, 2012, 06:03:40 AM »
Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.

Nice, that's totally something I would do.




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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #84 on: October 26, 2012, 06:05:52 AM »
is it possible to get a hard enough boner that your dick explodes?

I remember reading about a rock star once (can't remember who) who literally had so much sex, his dick just basically exploded and needed surgery to repair it.  Can't remember the life of me who it was.

EDIT: Chuck Negron from Three Dog Night
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #85 on: October 26, 2012, 06:10:55 AM »
 :omg:

Um... ow?
 

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #86 on: October 26, 2012, 06:45:41 AM »
Posted this on Facebook, a cleaner version about political adds and when did it start.

"I approve this message."  No shit, I saw your add. 

If "you" have an add out it's what you think, no need to approve it.  Brought to you at the end tells me if someone else made the commercial.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #87 on: October 26, 2012, 06:48:37 AM »
I saw that.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #88 on: October 26, 2012, 06:53:17 AM »
Piano goes well with pretty much anything. Thus I reason that it must be the coriander dip of music. This makes, in conclusion, piano and crisps aurally delicious.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #89 on: October 26, 2012, 06:55:54 AM »
Keytars are incredible.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #90 on: October 26, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »
COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!


I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL:azn:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #91 on: October 26, 2012, 04:00:58 PM »
COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!


I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL:azn:

Amen to this.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #92 on: October 26, 2012, 05:13:37 PM »
COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!


I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL:azn:

I know - especially since it's FINALLY something resembling fall here in the TX. :coolio

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #93 on: October 27, 2012, 02:44:18 AM »
No kidding, it's felt like furggin' July and it's almost November. Bout damn time. I really hope it sticks. Can never tell in this damn state.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #94 on: October 27, 2012, 02:44:48 AM »
No lie there, bud.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #95 on: October 27, 2012, 02:57:32 AM »
I awoke to the sound of thunder and rain today. Two straight hours of a heavy autumn storm. First real rain here in Sardinia. Once again, here comes the worst time of the year.  :'(
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #96 on: October 27, 2012, 02:58:10 AM »
Should be nice and cool here in TX for the next few days. :)

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #97 on: October 27, 2012, 03:51:29 AM »
My bladder is an assassin and it's out to kill my mornings.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #98 on: October 27, 2012, 05:55:03 AM »
Same with my dog's bladder!  More likely it's his stomach though.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #99 on: October 27, 2012, 05:56:32 AM »
My left-arm biceps hurts like hell.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #100 on: October 27, 2012, 09:20:10 AM »
Want moar electronics
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #101 on: October 27, 2012, 01:56:31 PM »
There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #102 on: October 27, 2012, 02:05:18 PM »
There is one kind of hookah:
The hookahbaiyou. Dattebayo.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #103 on: October 27, 2012, 03:51:58 PM »
This is not reality.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #104 on: October 27, 2012, 04:09:00 PM »
All of reality is a buttplug.











Let loose.







Puberty.

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