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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2012, 08:20:34 AM »
So, what....he said "flip it over and try again" ?  Really?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2012, 08:21:57 AM »
I hope the government is funding a lab trying to create a zombie, and I hope they succeed... I also hope it gets loose.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2012, 08:44:16 AM »
I hope the government is funding a lab trying to create a zombie, and I hope they succeed... I also hope it gets loose.

Why, it would just run for office, and probably win.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2012, 09:17:13 AM »
many songs by many fans are said to be the "anthem of metal"

But it really is Angel Of Death by Slayer
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2012, 09:50:07 PM »
note to self; going to be at 6am is a ridiculously bad idea,
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2012, 09:46:18 AM »
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2012, 11:22:35 AM »
This is your living room on drugs.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2012, 11:58:52 AM »
Rocks in a bowl make soup.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2012, 11:59:46 AM »
I cannot stand Tom Green.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2012, 12:10:57 PM »
I do not like steak.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2012, 12:11:32 PM »
I do not like steak.

....yea I'm not buying that. I thought all you real men ate Steak every night with a big bottle of Jack.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2012, 12:26:19 PM »
I do not like steak.

....yea I'm not buying that. I thought all you real men ate Steak every night with a big bottle of Jack.

I hate steak.  Give me seafood any time......and Jack.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2012, 12:28:05 PM »
Emotions are just chemical reactions in my brain.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2012, 12:29:41 PM »
 :tup  and God knows our chemical reactions were fucked for along time
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2012, 12:32:56 PM »
I want a goat SO much.
I would name it Tundra, after Finntroll's bassist. Or something else Scandinavian. I just love goats.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2012, 12:33:32 PM »
I do not like steak.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2012, 12:33:55 PM »
Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2012, 12:39:30 PM »
Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.

Turn it into goat steak and force feed it to Mr. Callahan over there....

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2012, 12:40:23 PM »
Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.

Turn it into goat steak and force feed it to Mr. Callahan over there....

I can make it palatable.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2012, 12:42:00 PM »
I like toitles.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2012, 12:47:48 PM »
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2012, 12:51:27 PM »
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.

Was she naked in that movie? If not, then no.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2012, 12:52:36 PM »
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.

Was she naked in that movie? If not, then no.

I dunno dude. I've seen her naked plenty. You don't need to be naked to be hot, you need to be hot. I mean she's naked in Titanic and Little Children, and that one where she's a nazi, but I wouldn't call those her hottest movies.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2012, 01:24:15 PM »
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.

I'm quite inclined to agree with you.  Plus, I just love her to pieces anyway. :heart

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #59 on: October 25, 2012, 11:29:42 AM »
Many guys worry whether or not the size of their penis is too small. Do girls ever worry whether or not their vagina is too big?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #60 on: October 25, 2012, 12:02:30 PM »
REALLY?! ::)

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2012, 12:14:23 PM »
REALLY?! ::)

I'm being completely serious. I was standing outside the library today, and this bombshell walked by. She was absolutely beautiful, stunning, jaw dropping, amazing hair, perfect facial structure... However, she had to be at least 6'5, I think she may have been even taller than that. Now, I'm 5'11 and I thought to myself.. "man, even if I was packing a solid 8.5 - 9 inches, I don't know if that'd be enough for a girl that tall". Then I thought to myself "I wonder if she ever looks at guys shorter than her and wonders whether or not she'd be too big for them". Meaning there could be a guy who is perfectly fine in terms of size down there, but because of her scaled up proportions, he (or even she) might not find the act of sex as enjoyable.

I thought it was a perfectly valid thought. Therefore, I posted it here.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2012, 12:15:37 PM »
You DO know that lady parts can be... accommodating, right?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #63 on: October 25, 2012, 02:59:10 PM »
It occurs to me that bending dimensions is something that'd be rather fun. That and treacle cake is like memory foam.
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #64 on: October 25, 2012, 03:38:59 PM »
And a wild Sketchy appears! :biggrin:

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #65 on: October 25, 2012, 04:05:39 PM »
https://i.imgur.com/3vefv.jpg

It's SUMERIA effective.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #66 on: October 25, 2012, 04:52:11 PM »
I fucking don't want to go to work today.
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2012, 04:54:28 PM »
Inertia is a property of matter.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2012, 05:09:24 PM »
h(x) = f(x) * g(x)

ln(h(x)) = ln(f(x) * g(x))

ln(h(x)) = ln(f(x))+ln(g(x))

(1/h(x))*h'(x) = (1/f(x))*f`(x)+(1/g(x))*g'(x)

*h(x)

h'(x) = g(x) * f'(x) + f(x) * g'(x)


That was my random thought of the day.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2012, 05:15:21 PM »
I fucking don't want to go to work today.

Completely agreed, but had to show up. :mehlin