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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #245 on: January 25, 2013, 12:11:55 PM »
I'm eating sushi and after this I plan to masturbate.


After that I will play Super Castlevania IV.


Then I will sleepy time.


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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2013, 12:21:16 PM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #247 on: January 25, 2013, 12:32:52 PM »
Damn, my wife is working until 7.  LOL
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #248 on: January 25, 2013, 02:11:46 PM »
Is that a snot?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #249 on: January 25, 2013, 10:13:16 PM »
There's nowhere to set my aim...

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #250 on: January 26, 2013, 04:35:10 AM »
MM, are you everywhere?
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #251 on: January 28, 2013, 03:30:44 AM »
The Shadow knows...

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #252 on: January 28, 2013, 03:51:32 AM »
Fuckin' Monday...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #253 on: January 28, 2013, 03:59:01 AM »
snip snip here
snip snip there
we're going to take your balls
we don't let the lions mate
in the merry old land of Oz
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #254 on: January 28, 2013, 08:38:34 AM »
trust me, that will completely evacuate your bowels faster than anything you've ever experienced before

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #255 on: January 28, 2013, 09:27:18 AM »
10 MG of death and resurrection.


 :coolio


Rest and intensify.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #256 on: February 04, 2013, 10:44:45 AM »
So God made a farmer. *grabs crotch*

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #257 on: February 04, 2013, 11:10:14 AM »
How is it that the masterpiece that is Roadhouse not get a sequel?
Oh shit, you're right!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #258 on: February 04, 2013, 12:47:08 PM »
There's probably 20, maybe even 30 different easy ways to suck that shit out of there, but you had to do it the hard way, didn't you? 

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #259 on: February 04, 2013, 12:48:32 PM »
whoa ^
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #260 on: February 04, 2013, 12:51:04 PM »

Let's eat grandma!




Let's eat, grandma!





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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #261 on: February 04, 2013, 02:42:00 PM »
She doesn't have a name... some kind of.. birth defect.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #262 on: February 04, 2013, 02:45:32 PM »

Let's eat grandma!




Let's eat, grandma!





Punctuation is everything.
That reminded me of this awesome sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGgnpUrP98

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #263 on: February 05, 2013, 08:28:33 AM »
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LIVING IN MY HOUSE!?!
prog sucks
Even if you're not serious, I'm going to pretend you are and use this as proof that not all heroes wear capes.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #264 on: February 06, 2013, 04:35:18 AM »

Let's eat grandma!




Let's eat, grandma!





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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #265 on: February 07, 2013, 07:00:53 PM »
I think I'm in love with Stu Block, but it's 3AM.

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You consistently make so much sense, and express yourself so eloquently, that I've decided you're basically a female version of robwebster.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #266 on: February 08, 2013, 06:40:48 AM »
Save the geeks 'n save the nerds
Fuck the jocks 'n fuck the prom queens
ZOMMMMMBIIIIIEEEESS!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #267 on: February 10, 2013, 04:03:24 AM »
PURPLE FRISBEE
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #268 on: February 10, 2013, 09:07:07 AM »
"GENERATING THE HYPER-QUANTUM VIBRATION"


This is not high quality science fiction........
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #269 on: February 10, 2013, 09:50:15 AM »
Well stuff my ass with salad and call me Helen.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #270 on: February 10, 2013, 02:05:26 PM »
I just want to give Frank Ocean a hug.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #271 on: February 10, 2013, 02:14:31 PM »
Why did it take all these years for Kentucky Fried Chicken to make a chicken pot pie?!  Diversify!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #272 on: February 10, 2013, 03:12:05 PM »
I just want to give Frank Ocean a hug.
The ocean doesn't want me today, but I'll be back tomorrow to play.
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #273 on: February 11, 2013, 08:02:15 PM »
Rocking Roll.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #274 on: February 12, 2013, 12:23:58 PM »
Well, the best way to describe it would be that it feels like a constant wet willy, except in your crotch.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #275 on: February 12, 2013, 01:28:59 PM »
What the fuck is a "puddled corner" ?? ? ?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #276 on: February 12, 2013, 01:52:22 PM »
You really shouldn't sit on that.  Really. 

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #277 on: February 13, 2013, 06:29:36 PM »
 I'm a little intrigued by this. Its like another world that my mind can't come to terms with.

He died as he lived. With a smile on his face.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #278 on: February 14, 2013, 07:08:26 PM »
Is a curse the opposite of a miracle?

Also, get out of my temporal lobe.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #279 on: February 14, 2013, 08:10:02 PM »
Giving yourself a hand job on Valentines Day is know known as a TioJorge.  So it is hand job written.
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