You know what I really hate? Like, almost unjustifiably so...
When TV shows (mainly) and movies use the way that a tear will fall from the side of your eye while you're laying down because of the pressure on the tear duct to be feigned as an actual tear that is caused from emotion. That shit annoys the everliving fuck out of me.
Like...they're clearly not 'crying', it's motherfucking
leakage you bitches, QUIT TRYIN'A FOOL MEH, IT AIN'T WORKIN'!!!
Gawd. So bad.
SO. BAD. It's cringe-worthy. Why. Just why. Not even a question. Cause I don't want to know the answer.
"Guys, I'm in a really good mood and I can't cry and Bob just told me we're out of eyedrops and we need to be wrapped like NOW so can I just lie down for this scene?"
or
"Okay Yngwie, this scene is where you realize you're not as good as you really think you are so you're gonna have to tear up a bit."
/Yngwieaccent "BULLSHIT. FUCKING BULLSHIT." /Yngwieaccent
"Yeah I figured, okay why don't you just lie down for a second?"
/Yngwieaccent "WHY WOULD I DO THAT? YNGWIE DOES NOT LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE" /Yngwieaccent
"Just do it, I want to finish this stupid fucking docu-drama."
/Yngwieaccent "...FINE." /Yngwieaccent
*Lies down*
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...
*Drip*
"THAT'S A WRAP!"