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Offline Zydar

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2100 on: November 16, 2014, 03:35:17 AM »
Don't bust a nut over this one:

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2101 on: November 16, 2014, 07:07:19 AM »
That's actually pretty clever!
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2102 on: November 16, 2014, 07:34:09 AM »
And probably only works once every five times :lol
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2103 on: November 17, 2014, 10:19:11 AM »
And you probably smack your fingers really hard two of the other four times.  :lol
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2104 on: November 17, 2014, 10:31:31 AM »
Besides, nuts are meant to be broken by one's own hands. Except Brazil Nuts, those are just fucked up.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2105 on: November 17, 2014, 10:40:20 AM »
I break them between my butt cheeks. Because my glutes are golden.


But yeah even with those little 'handles' at the side, I'm pretty sure my friggin' sausage fingers would be pinched like all hell and or just smashed. Fuck that evil device.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2106 on: November 17, 2014, 12:41:54 PM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2107 on: November 17, 2014, 12:44:06 PM »
^ I think the gif ended before they both shot off the end of that bench...
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2108 on: November 18, 2014, 09:18:57 AM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2109 on: November 18, 2014, 02:23:03 PM »
I cannot touch that.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2110 on: November 18, 2014, 02:38:52 PM »
Anytime is the right time for Hammer time......
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2111 on: November 19, 2014, 08:19:22 AM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2112 on: November 19, 2014, 10:00:50 AM »
 :lol Shit. Well, they got the boat in the water!  :tup
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2113 on: November 19, 2014, 10:45:00 AM »
I have worked on construction sites, and this strikes me as the classic "eyeballer" effect. That is, the type of guy who's been inappropriately using equipment for years but nothing ever happened, and he always just downplays people's valid concerns with "naah, been doin' it fer years! Trust me, it'll hold".
I've seen one occasion myself where they used a crane for lifting a cast-iron generator, but the generator was far heavier than what the crane was rated for. We heard this huge THUNK!, looked what happened, and saw this big-ass generator planted a good 30cm into solid concrete ground, and the crane at a 90-degree angle halfway up the boom.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2114 on: November 19, 2014, 11:12:25 AM »
Is that the truck driver/operator flying out in the end of the gif? I'd like to see it from his POV. His pants are probably still stained from this accident.

Still, not as bad as this

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2115 on: November 21, 2014, 07:51:25 AM »


Yea... a Nissan Quest didnt do so well in its crash testing.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2116 on: November 21, 2014, 08:30:19 AM »
Well, depends on the speed really.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2117 on: November 21, 2014, 08:34:07 AM »
Quote from: rumborak on November 21, 2014, 08:30:19 AM
Well, depends on the speed really.

I recall hearing or reading most of the industry tests like this set at 40 mph? I'm sure there are multiple tests at varying speeds....but I thought the 40 mph test was the one most attention was paid?
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2118 on: November 21, 2014, 08:34:45 AM »
Then what about this one?

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2119 on: November 21, 2014, 08:43:59 AM »
^^^^ Wow!  :omg: That's a sobering vantage point and test!!
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2120 on: November 21, 2014, 09:26:13 AM »
Meh just a flesh wound.....
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2121 on: November 21, 2014, 09:34:34 AM »
Those dudes in the backseat got f'd right up.  The importance of seat-belts people.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2122 on: November 21, 2014, 09:52:18 AM »
Quote from: cramx3 on November 21, 2014, 07:51:25 AM


Yea... a Nissan Quest didnt do so well in its crash testing.
I was in the back seat of a crash very similar to that one, but with a mini-bus and not a wall.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2123 on: November 21, 2014, 11:33:28 AM »
I would love to have that job.

Smashing up cars all day in an effort to make them safer.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2124 on: November 21, 2014, 01:09:33 PM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2125 on: November 21, 2014, 01:26:05 PM »
Tesla testing it's new under-body shield

Tow hitch:


Cinder block:


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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2126 on: November 21, 2014, 01:35:53 PM »
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I always feel kinda sorry for animals trying to jump from desktops and other smooth surfaces.  Millions of years of evolution, based on the premise that their feet will be on the ground, or a tree branch, or something else with traction, does them no good at all.  And them people record them and laugh at them.  Poor little critters.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2127 on: November 21, 2014, 01:58:45 PM »
I agree, but I'm sure the lil dude was fine. The older I get, the more against any kind of pet I get. I'm not turning into some PETA fanatic or anything, but the idea does kinda sound stupid as all fuck when I think about it for longer than a minute. There's exceptions, of course, but for the most part... Humans. LOL.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2128 on: November 21, 2014, 03:23:10 PM »
Quote from: TioJorge on November 21, 2014, 01:58:45 PM
I agree, but I'm sure the lil dude was fine. The older I get, the more against any kind of pet I get. I'm not turning into some PETA fanatic or anything, but the idea does kinda sound stupid as all fuck when I think about it for longer than a minute. There's exceptions, of course, but for the most part... Humans. LOL.

Same here. I always think it's incredibly selfish to coop up a dog, a natural herd animal, inside an apartment every single day.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2129 on: November 21, 2014, 03:26:22 PM »
Quote from: cramx3 on November 21, 2014, 08:34:45 AM
Then what about this one?



That first dummy to get thrown FLEW!!!!  Serious hang time!
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2130 on: November 21, 2014, 04:48:13 PM »
Quote from: abydos on November 19, 2014, 11:12:25 AM
Is that the truck driver/operator flying out in the end of the gif? I'd like to see it from his POV. His pants are probably still stained from this accident.

Still, not as bad as this



Looks like he was operating it with the door open with one leg already out in case he needed to bail. That means from the beginning he knew it was sketchy. Truckers do that (well they keep both legs in) if they are driving up or down icy mountains or on frozen lakes.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2132 on: November 21, 2014, 10:15:59 PM »
What a stupid bitch.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2133 on: November 22, 2014, 01:35:43 AM »
Wait, i'm confused...
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2134 on: November 22, 2014, 08:45:04 AM »
Dude, she's a stupid bitch, how can you not tell!?!?

I dunno, I like seeing women being beaten. It really gives me a sense of pride and makes me feel validated as a man.



...Okay I'm done. Stackenblochen, and I'm sure rumby could explain this better (I only know the internet's version, I'm not sure what the actual German term means or how it originated), is like an OCD type deal where you need to arrange, center and position items at right angles and in a certain symmetry; sometimes to make things look organized and 'clean' when they're...actually not (i.e. just less cluttered). This dumbass was SO OFF and gets punished for it, which we get to watch with smiles from ear to ear. (I'm guessing the whole thing is more disrespectful to modern Germans than it is made by 'em considering the dudes outfits and whatnot, but I'm not sure...I also just noticed the network symbol in the bottom right so it's definitely...some kind of skit show. SNL? I hate most television so I'm not sure)
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