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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #105 on: September 28, 2012, 05:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on September 28, 2012, 04:57:08 PM
Protagonists basically have no body fat.

Obviously you're not familiar with Hugo Reyes from LOST.
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #106 on: September 29, 2012, 03:38:49 AM »
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #107 on: September 29, 2012, 05:16:05 AM »
Every Sargent  has a bottle of whiskey in his drawer.  I've never seen it in real life.  I'd have a shot.
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2012, 05:33:39 AM »
Quote from: Adami on September 26, 2012, 02:26:18 PM
Every romantic relationship follows these steps once the relationship starts.

1. Everything is amazing.
2. Guy messes up.
3. Guy can easily get out of the mess up if he just explains the truth but never does under any circumstance.
4. Girl leaves, lots of montages about missing each other.
6. 6 or so weeks later the guy gets the girl back by making a very intimate speech in front of a crap load of strangers in a situation that he ruins by making said speech.
7. Credits roll.

:clap: :clap:.

You should try to get a job as a Hollywood scriptwriter.

Fat guys are stupid, but funny.
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #109 on: September 30, 2012, 11:57:10 PM »
the cops only  arrive after the "hero" has heard the "confession" of the guy holding the gun and after he has single-handedly captured the criminal and all his goons
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2012, 10:55:19 PM »
If the good guys are looking for something, a book or an artifact or the like, the bad guy will invariably arrive at almost the exact same time.
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #111 on: October 02, 2012, 05:39:42 AM »
You can defeat the bad guy, but only if he's already explained his plan in immense detail, and not before that.
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #112 on: October 02, 2012, 05:57:22 AM »
Hot women can be tough cops.
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Re: Things You Would Never Know Without TV
« Reply #113 on: October 05, 2012, 03:27:08 PM »
bank robbers prefer to wait till an off-duty cop is in the bank making a deposit
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