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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2012, 09:35:23 AM »
Let me know when you guys figure out a GOOD way to die.

Because regardless of how you go-you're dead.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2012, 09:37:11 AM »
Let me know when you guys figure out a GOOD way to die.

Because regardless of how you go-you're dead.

A heart attack because you were banging a room full of never ending bitches for days on end??

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #72 on: August 14, 2012, 11:03:49 AM »
Let me know when you guys figure out a GOOD way to die.

Because regardless of how you go-you're dead.

By saving your child's life.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #73 on: August 14, 2012, 04:06:28 PM »
Let me know when you guys figure out a GOOD way to die.

Because regardless of how you go-you're dead.

By saving your child's life.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #74 on: August 14, 2012, 04:19:25 PM »


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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2012, 05:05:19 PM »
Personally, I preferred the rack on Carol Cleveland. 
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #76 on: August 14, 2012, 05:12:12 PM »
Let me know when you guys figure out a GOOD way to die.

Because regardless of how you go-you're dead.

By saving your child's life.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2012, 05:46:27 PM »
Let me know when you guys figure out a GOOD way to die.

Because regardless of how you go-you're dead.

By saving your child's life.

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Comma, dude. They make all the difference in the world.

No comma necessary. Eric was merely describing his ideal way of dying.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2012, 06:14:48 PM »
Suffocating (drowning?) in a giant pile of ants.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #79 on: August 14, 2012, 06:17:25 PM »
Being skinned alive with an oyster shell.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #80 on: August 14, 2012, 06:32:24 PM »
I know it's simple, but drowning seems pretty sucky.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #81 on: August 14, 2012, 08:22:52 PM »
I think being buried alive in a coffin would be pretty shitty.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #82 on: August 14, 2012, 08:59:26 PM »
I think being buried alive in a coffin would be pretty shitty.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure with a lack of oxygen you'd essentially just fall asleep and die.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #83 on: August 14, 2012, 09:01:09 PM »
Yes, but wouldn't it suck to be like, "Wow. This sucks. I have another chance, but there's no way I can get out. SO close yet so far."

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2012, 09:02:13 PM »
Another chance? I don't follow.



However I imagine it would suck if you had like an hour or more of oxygen and suddenly get horrible diarrhea or something.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2012, 09:03:50 PM »
Like...you were dead, but now you're alive. But it doesn't matter because you're going to die anyway. It's like drowning in a puddling because you can't get up. So close to being saved but it's hopeless.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2012, 09:07:47 PM »
Like...you were dead, but now you're alive. But it doesn't matter because you're going to die anyway. It's like drowning in a puddling because you can't get up. So close to being saved but it's hopeless.

But you weren't dead? Sorry, still not following. Is it the irony of still being alive in a coffin or something?
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #87 on: August 14, 2012, 09:17:16 PM »
Assumed to be dead=dead for this context.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #88 on: August 14, 2012, 09:18:07 PM »
Assumed to be dead=dead for this context.

Oh, like accidentally buried alive. Gotcha.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #89 on: August 14, 2012, 11:33:20 PM »
What if there was a massive oxygen tank connected to the coffin so you couldn't die by suffocation?
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #90 on: August 15, 2012, 01:00:06 AM »
^THAT would make for a harrowing couple days until dehydration killed you since the body can live without food longer than without water. Anxiety could speed up the process with a heart attack but from a suffering standpoint it's anyone's guess as to which is more terrifying, a slow death due to deprivation of basic sustenance or being panicked enough to die of a heart attack since the moments leading up to the heart attack may feel like an eternity in your weakened perspective of your surroundings and condition.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #91 on: August 15, 2012, 02:23:28 AM »
Personally, I preferred the rack on Carol Cleveland.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #92 on: August 15, 2012, 05:15:18 AM »
Out of all the suggestions in this thread, Scaphism has got to be the worst.

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« Reply #93 on: August 15, 2012, 09:14:10 AM »
^THAT would make for a harrowing couple days until dehydration killed you since the body can live without food longer than without water. Anxiety could speed up the process with a heart attack but from a suffering standpoint it's anyone's guess as to which is more terrifying, a slow death due to deprivation of basic sustenance or being panicked enough to die of a heart attack since the moments leading up to the heart attack may feel like an eternity in your weakened perspective of your surroundings and condition.
What if you were hooked up to an IV that gave you adequate water and nutrition?
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #94 on: August 15, 2012, 09:29:26 AM »
^THAT would make for a harrowing couple days until dehydration killed you since the body can live without food longer than without water. Anxiety could speed up the process with a heart attack but from a suffering standpoint it's anyone's guess as to which is more terrifying, a slow death due to deprivation of basic sustenance or being panicked enough to die of a heart attack since the moments leading up to the heart attack may feel like an eternity in your weakened perspective of your surroundings and condition.
What if you were hooked up to an IV that gave you adequate water and nutrition?

Then you wouldn't die.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #95 on: August 15, 2012, 09:52:48 AM »
You would die from old age, I guess, but you'd spend years in a black coffin deep underground.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #96 on: August 15, 2012, 10:21:30 AM »
You would die from old age, I guess, but you'd spend years in a black coffin deep underground.

Alright. Then I guess that's more of a "worst way to live" thing. Since dying isn't the point.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #97 on: August 15, 2012, 10:23:05 AM »
Skydiving with a cat strapped to your chin.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #98 on: August 15, 2012, 11:20:29 AM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #100 on: August 15, 2012, 05:33:59 PM »
Drowning, but not just drowning. Falling into a pool with a cover on it, so you get wrapped up in it, like in the movie Unbreakable.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #101 on: August 15, 2012, 07:49:27 PM »
^THAT would make for a harrowing couple days until dehydration killed you since the body can live without food longer than without water. Anxiety could speed up the process with a heart attack but from a suffering standpoint it's anyone's guess as to which is more terrifying, a slow death due to deprivation of basic sustenance or being panicked enough to die of a heart attack since the moments leading up to the heart attack may feel like an eternity in your weakened perspective of your surroundings and condition.
What if you were hooked up to an IV that gave you adequate water and nutrition?

Then you wouldn't die.

Yeah you would. From having your ass skin in constant contact with your own excrement. Eventually some kind of infection would result unless Planck Williams wants to sweeten the deal with colostomization to a regularly-emptied external location.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #102 on: August 15, 2012, 08:24:35 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #103 on: August 15, 2012, 10:13:56 PM »
Getting hit head-on by an 18 wheeler.  That must SUCK! 
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #104 on: August 15, 2012, 10:19:54 PM »
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.