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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2012, 03:08:31 PM »
Being slowly eaten alive by hungry ants! OMFG!
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Re: Best way to die
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2012, 03:47:20 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2012, 03:50:46 PM »
Some of the torture devices... that would SUCK.

Also, death from parasites eating you alive from the inside.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2012, 04:19:06 PM »
That reminds me of another one. Scaphism.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2012, 04:22:15 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2012, 04:43:42 PM »
Isn't it possible to just literally be in so much pain that your brain can't handle it anymore and you simply die?  Someone more intelligent than me can clarify, I'm sure, but I would suspect that overdose of pain would objectively be the worst way to die. 
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2012, 04:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Implode on August 13, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
That reminds me of another one. Scaphism.

Thanks for the nightmares
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2012, 04:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Implode on August 13, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
That reminds me of another one. Scaphism.
That's the milk and honey that I referred to earlier. 
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2012, 04:56:57 PM »
Ah. Glad to know we are both experts on the most horrific forms of torture.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2012, 05:24:55 PM »
I always think that drowning would suck. At least the moments leading up to it.

Falling to my death would suck too. I know it's quick, but the final moment would suck.

Getting stabbed would suck too, seems too painful.

Anyone think dying in their sleep is the best way? People have always told me that's how they want to go out.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2012, 06:28:24 PM »
What an awful thread.


How about being staked face-up into a giant anthill in the middle of the desert, with your eyelids surgically removed. Whilst being forced to look at the sun, the ants slowly eat you alive. Here's the kicker, I smeared honey all over your balls, so that the ants start there.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2012, 06:40:25 PM »
Being paper cut to death.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2012, 06:43:54 PM »
Quote from: SystematicThought on August 13, 2012, 05:24:55 PM
Anyone think dying in their sleep is the best way? People have always told me that's how they want to go out.
No way man. It's gotta be guns blazing. Something people will remember you for.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2012, 06:44:31 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on August 13, 2012, 04:54:37 PM
Quote from: Implode on August 13, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
That reminds me of another one. Scaphism.
That's the milk and honey that I referred to earlier. 

Yeah, If we're going with purely physical deaths, definitely this.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2012, 06:59:10 PM »
Ironically.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2012, 07:14:21 PM »
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It was then that I had what people call a near death experience, only... there was nothing near about it.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2012, 07:35:36 PM »
Quote from: lordxizor on August 13, 2012, 06:40:25 PM
Being paper cut to death.

Makes me think of lingchi, death by a thousand cuts. Google at your own risk.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2012, 08:57:19 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2012, 09:03:08 PM »
Getting gang-raped by an army of dudes wearing Telly Tubby costumes with your parents watching... and then having the pink one pop one of your eyes out with a fork while the blue one starts dumping small yet venomous spiders in your mouth.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2012, 09:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 13, 2012, 09:03:08 PM
Getting gang-raped by an army of dudes wearing Telly Tubby costumes with your parents watching... and then having the pink one pop one of your eyes out with a fork while the blue one starts dumping small yet venomous spiders in your mouth.

That's not on everybody's to-do-list?
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2012, 09:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 13, 2012, 09:03:08 PM
Getting gang-raped by an army of dudes wearing Telly Tubby costumes with your parents watching... and then having the pink one pop one of your eyes out with a fork while the blue one starts dumping small yet venomous spiders in your mouth.

There is no pink one.  Or blue one.  Unless they've change things around a bit the last decade or so, they're red, yellow, green, and purple.  That said, someone ought to make a cartoon of that.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2012, 09:12:57 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 13, 2012, 09:09:35 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 13, 2012, 09:03:08 PM
Getting gang-raped by an army of dudes wearing Telly Tubby costumes with your parents watching... and then having the pink one pop one of your eyes out with a fork while the blue one starts dumping small yet venomous spiders in your mouth.

There is no pink one.  Or blue one.  Unless they've change things around a bit the last decade or so, they're red, yellow, green, and purple.
:lol

I feel a little better about myself now that I know I don't actually know the proper colors.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2012, 09:18:52 PM »
I was going to correct you myself. Glad I wasn't the only one though. :lol
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2012, 09:23:20 PM »
Since it's been a couple of years, this thread seems like a good place to revive the best page wikiP has to offer.  I'm sure it'll scare up a few options worse than what we've already come up with. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

One of the more amusing ones added since I last posted this:
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A 40-year-old wheelchair-bound South Korean man identified as Mr. Lee died after falling down an elevator shaft in Daejon. Lee had failed to enter an elevator in time and, in a rage, rammed the doors with his mobility scooter, breaking them open and falling to his death.
GOD. . .

DAMN. . .

MOTHER. . .

FUCKAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2012, 09:54:04 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2012, 10:00:49 PM »
Unfulfilled.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2012, 11:25:14 PM »
Choke to death with bacon.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2012, 11:33:08 PM »
Being killed with kindness? Can you imagine how long that would take?
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2012, 11:46:02 PM »
It's kinda ironic way, die because of such a good thing. Maybe it's so horrible because your good friend turns out be your enemy and kills you.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #64 on: August 14, 2012, 12:33:47 AM »
Buried alive.  I mean actually buried in a coffin or box, with no light, and enough air to last lets say about 30 mins.  I'd go insane within 5 mins.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #65 on: August 14, 2012, 01:53:23 AM »
I had a weird nightmare a few nights ago where there was this perfectly round gaping hole in the ground that was probably a good 15-20 feet across and it was completely dirt/soil inside as though someone had excavated it in the same manner you'd create the hole on a putting green on a golf course just on a much larger scale.

The conditions were that you'd be lowered a good 50 or 100 feet into it (maybe deeper...after all, I was just eyeballing the distance) and you'd be left for dead with the only chance at survival being climbing these crumbly, flat dirt walls that had no textural grips to work with and you were also given no climbing gear either. Also, you had to do this in absolute pitch black darkness. So dark that it stops even looking black as your mind begins to imagine darker shades of brown, blue, or grey in a futile attempt to escape the harrowing grimness of the matter at hand.

On top of all this, there were vermin typical of a sewery ecosystem running about that you would only be able to hear and not see once they shut off the lights.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2012, 02:45:46 AM »
Quote from: El Barto on August 13, 2012, 09:23:20 PM
Since it's been a couple of years, this thread seems like a good place to revive the best page wikiP has to offer.  I'm sure it'll scare up a few options worse than what we've already come up with. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

One of the more amusing ones added since I last posted this:
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A 40-year-old wheelchair-bound South Korean man identified as Mr. Lee died after falling down an elevator shaft in Daejon. Lee had failed to enter an elevator in time and, in a rage, rammed the doors with his mobility scooter, breaking them open and falling to his death.
GOD. . .

DAMN. . .

MOTHER. . .

FUCKAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I saw that video posted on a bunch of humour sites before the real story came up....scary stuff!
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2012, 04:47:00 AM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 13, 2012, 03:08:31 PM
Being slowly eaten alive by hungry ants! OMFG!

Oh man! Even just reading this is really painful.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2012, 04:50:57 AM »
Being killed by someone throwing cotton pads at you, while you're strapped to a pole digging your own grave with a teaspoon.

Seriously though, I don't know. This thread is scary.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2012, 09:14:13 AM »
One of the worst I've heard about is tying someone up and gagging them, heating a glass Coke bottle, shoving it up their ass, and then pouring freezing water in/on it so it shatters/explodes. Then just leave them there.

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