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Offline AMindBesideItself

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Worst way to die
« on: August 13, 2012, 01:23:33 PM »
Well, what would it be?
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2012, 01:23:50 PM »
Nickelback concert.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2012, 01:24:04 PM »
Pointlessly.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2012, 01:24:18 PM »
Buried alive.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2012, 01:30:43 PM »
Dying here while my city burns, with no one there to save it.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2012, 01:34:14 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2012, 01:36:56 PM »
Burning to death would probably suck.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2012, 01:40:25 PM »
Being castrated and left strapped in a chair watching someone like say, Scarlett Johanson slowly stripping off her clothes while she dances for you.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 01:42:13 PM »
Being the mixer for Adrenaline Mob.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2012, 01:43:37 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on August 13, 2012, 01:42:13 PM
Being the mixer for Adrenaline Mob.


Why? Your last words would likely be "Less bass, more punch!"
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2012, 01:46:31 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2012, 01:47:07 PM »
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2012, 01:47:53 PM »
Any form of asphyxiation.
Being thrown in a wood chipper legs first, and then right after it shreds your knees it gets jammed  :omg:
Walking down the street and being shot by a random person.
Two words: nuclear bomb.
Going to sleep and never waking up. People always say, "oh that's how I want to die, peacefully in my home when I'm old."........no.
Being beaten to death.
Being buried alive.
Evisceration.
Having your throat cut.
Being hanged.

A lot of ways are the worst.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2012, 01:50:30 PM »
Damn, Tick... That's fucked.

I was going to say something like having your entire family and all two of your friends raped and tortured in front of your eyes whilst your laying in a glass tomb filled with cockroaches while two executioners (in costume only, as death is too good for you) saw each of your protrusions (including that little noodle between your legs and/or your meat muffin) with rusty butter knives. Then, as you are about to bleed out, your stumps are all cauterized, you are taken out of the tomb only to have a glass helmet placed on your head and the floor opens up beneath your feet and you fall into a seemingly endless pit of boiling water (not hot enough to kill you) and you sink to your steaming watery grave, waiting to fall far enough for the pressure to break open that glass helmet and grant you death. Finally.

But yours is much worse, Tick.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2012, 01:50:46 PM »
Quote from: Tick on August 13, 2012, 01:40:25 PM
Being castrated and left strapped in a chair watching someone like say, Scarlett Johanson slowly stripping off her clothes while she dances for you.

wtf
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2012, 01:51:26 PM »
Bored
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2012, 01:54:12 PM »
Death by headache which gets progressively worse in small increments until your skull literally explodes. 
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2012, 01:54:44 PM »
Being killed in cold blood by someone you love.
Cancer.
Alone, drowning in the raging ocean.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2012, 01:55:16 PM »
Drowning in boiling water.

Getting your head sawed off with a hunting knife by the back of your neck.

Getting wrapped in raw hide and waiting for it to dry out.

Choking on poo.

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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2012, 01:55:58 PM »
Quote from: Tick on August 13, 2012, 01:40:25 PM
Being castrated and left strapped in a chair watching someone like say, Scarlett Johanson slowly stripping off her clothes while she dances for you.


Dude, if someone lops off your johnson you ain't gonna give 4.3 shits about Scarlett  :lol    That white hot blinding agony might be a bit of distraction  :omg:
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2012, 01:56:31 PM »
Quote from: kirksnosehair on August 13, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Burning to death would probably suck.
My understanding is that it's not actually that bad.  The nerve ending die off rather quickly, I believe.

I'm going with milk and honey.  Hard to beat the classics. 
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2012, 01:57:18 PM »
Quote from: VioletS16 on August 13, 2012, 01:47:53 PM
Two words: nuclear bomb.

pretty sure that's very fast
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2012, 01:57:56 PM »
Radiation sickness

I just read about a Japanese worker injured in the Tokaimura nuclear accident. He was fine for about 10 days, but his chromosomes were shattered so his cells couldn't replicate. His skin fell off. His white blood cells, muscle fiber, mucous membranes, bone marrow, and intestines were completely destroyed. With constant skin grafts and blood transfusions, he lasted 83 days. The only organ not damaged was his heart.  :'(
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2012, 01:58:24 PM »
Quote from: chrisbDTM on August 13, 2012, 01:57:18 PM
Quote from: VioletS16 on August 13, 2012, 01:47:53 PM
Two words: nuclear bomb.

pretty sure that's very fast

Only if you are very lucky.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2012, 02:02:37 PM »
my bad. when i think bomb i though explosion. i remember hearing that people were vaporized in 2 seconds flat.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2012, 02:09:18 PM »
Quote from: wasteland on August 13, 2012, 01:54:44 PM
Being killed in cold blood by someone you love.

Pick the worst way to die, and then add on that it is done to you by the one you love the most.


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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2012, 02:14:01 PM »
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Quote from: wasteland on August 13, 2012, 01:54:44 PM
Being killed in cold blood by someone you love.

Pick the worst way to die, and then add on that it is done to you by the one you love the most.

Well, being shot in the bowels, then "coup the grace" in the forhead.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2012, 02:19:34 PM »
Quote from: TioJorge on August 13, 2012, 01:50:30 PM
Damn, Tick... That's fucked.

I was going to say something like having your entire family and all two of your friends raped and tortured in front of your eyes whilst your laying in a glass tomb filled with cockroaches while two executioners (in costume only, as death is too good for you) saw each of your protrusions (including that little noodle between your legs and/or your meat muffin) with rusty butter knives. Then, as you are about to bleed out, your stumps are all cauterized, you are taken out of the tomb only to have a glass helmet placed on your head and the floor opens up beneath your feet and you fall into a seemingly endless pit of boiling water (not hot enough to kill you) and you sink to your steaming watery grave, waiting to fall far enough for the pressure to break open that glass helmet and grant you death. Finally.

But yours is much worse, Tick.
Actually, I think you have me beat. :omg:
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2012, 02:22:42 PM »
Being serious - chained up, watching your family being slowly disected (while alive) before your eyes, then being starved with meager rations until you are all shriveled up and bony (your hands are tied and you can't work out in your cell or anything), then your limbs are burnt off one by one, then you get Big Brother'd and a rat eats your face off, chewing through your cheek and eating your tongue (after it's eaten your eyes). I'm not sure when you actually die but probably soon after that.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2012, 02:44:50 PM »
To be stuck in a sensory deprivation chamber with air and water but no food.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2012, 02:45:11 PM »
Watching deadly harm come to my family (wife and children) is FAR worse that any means of my own death I could ever contemplate.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2012, 02:45:22 PM »


The Comfy Chair!!
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2012, 02:51:37 PM »
Suffocating under the vagina of the world's fattest woman.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2012, 02:58:08 PM »
Anyone play Amnesia: The Dark Descent?

Any of those torture devices at the end. Here's a list for anyone unfamiliar:

Iron Maiden
Breaking Wheel
Brazen Bull
Strappado
Death by Sawing
Judas Cradle

The last two have to be the worst.
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Re: Worst way to die
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2012, 03:04:23 PM »
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