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Offline lonestar

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What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« on: August 09, 2012, 07:48:43 PM »
We have been discussing it in the kitchen for 20 minutes now,  and have many opinions, what is yours?




Only rule, avoid the obvious answers.....
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 07:50:07 PM »
An upside down heart (or a right side up heart if you turned the tomato around).

A tumor.

A 3 finger fist.

A tomato.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 07:53:14 PM »
Something you want to have checked out when you see it on your body.

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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 08:00:15 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 09, 2012, 07:48:43 PM
Only rule, avoid the obvious answers.....

Oh.  I thought the whole point was going to be to reach a consensus on which of the obvious answers is correct. 

In that case, it looks like a bowl of gelatin.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 08:07:39 PM »
A woman sitting on a dick
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 08:12:09 PM »
A bunch of scroti
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2012, 08:17:07 PM »
Something I once saw in a video I accidentally clicked on
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2012, 08:18:47 PM »
Wilford Brimley.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2012, 08:20:26 PM »
Looks like FlyingBIZKIT's......
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2012, 08:29:14 PM »
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2012, 08:44:50 PM »
The spawn of this dude?

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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2012, 09:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Nic35 on August 09, 2012, 08:07:39 PM
A woman sitting on a dick

That's what I saw too :lol
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2012, 09:44:51 PM »
Remember when the T-1000 died?
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2012, 09:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Progmetty on August 09, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Quote from: Nic35 on August 09, 2012, 08:07:39 PM
A woman sitting on a dick

That's what I saw too :lol

My initial thought was of a giant thumb sticking out of a woman's ass. 
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2012, 11:05:50 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on August 09, 2012, 08:17:07 PM
Something I once saw in a video I accidentally clicked on
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2012, 12:18:20 AM »
It's just a lens flare.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2012, 01:07:27 AM »
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2012, 01:08:49 AM »
It looks like someone teabagging Mickey Rooney.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2012, 01:13:54 AM »
Oh my.....
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2012, 01:17:15 AM »
Karl Malden with a cold.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 01:52:59 PM »
Well, for once its not the face of Jesus.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2012, 03:04:32 PM »
I've been on the internet far too long for my initial thoughts to be at all safe to post here.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2012, 03:07:47 PM »
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2012, 03:25:03 PM »
Mike Portnoy's camal mouth when drumming.


Chris Griffin's pimple talking smack.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2012, 03:56:29 PM »
It looks edible. 
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2012, 03:58:05 PM »
It's the snout of Joe Camel!!!   (anyone remember Joe Camel?)
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2012, 04:06:51 PM »
Tucking my erect penis behind my butt.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2012, 04:33:41 PM »
Prolapsed hemorrhoid.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2012, 06:20:13 PM »
Monkey butt
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2012, 07:36:16 PM »
A fine female behind, and a lump underneath.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2012, 07:49:27 AM »
A penis so large, all she could do is use it as a stool.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2012, 11:19:39 PM »
Looks like Harvey Dent.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2012, 11:20:56 PM »
Looks like Chuck Norris trying to punch his way out of a tomato.
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Re: What Does This Tomato Look Like?
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2012, 11:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Adami on August 12, 2012, 11:20:56 PM
Looks like Chuck Norris trying to punch his way out of a tomato.

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