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Offline FlyingBIZKIT

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Would you hit that?
« on: July 16, 2012, 04:40:14 AM »
With a baseball bat?






I know I fuckin' would.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2012, 04:52:03 AM »
I would fucking hit this, big time!!!!


























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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2012, 05:15:20 AM »
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2012, 05:34:58 AM »
Any day of the week, except for the watermelon. I'm pretty sure that it's innocent in the grand scheme of things.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2012, 05:53:00 AM by Scorpion »
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2012, 05:50:00 AM »
don't get mad in fact let me hit that

https://youtu.be/i8adhAzkENY?t=2m10s
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2012, 06:32:08 AM »
Only the first.

I don't know both people in BIZKIT's post and the watermelon I'd eat, not destroy.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2012, 07:06:51 AM »
I thought everyone knew that the sledgehammer was the only tool allowed for fruit destruction.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2012, 07:08:48 AM »
"Your fruit-killing skills are remarkable!"
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2012, 12:24:00 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on July 16, 2012, 07:06:51 AM
I thought everyone knew that the sledgehammer was the only tool allowed for fruit destruction.

Apparently not. :(
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2012, 12:31:09 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on July 16, 2012, 04:52:03 AM
I would fucking hit this, big time!!!!




























 :lol.

Has he had voice change already? The best thing about teenage superstars is that their career goes down when it begins.

I haven't followed anything he had done in a year. Good that I'm living here inside a 330 000 km2 large forest, so I don't have to hear pretty much anything about popular dumbasses, unless I want so.

And the question: I hate violence. I'd hit the baseball with the bat, but the watermelon with a knife, so I can get nice and tasty slices.

I don't know who's the fourth guy  :blush. Read the second paragraph...
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2012, 01:45:11 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on July 16, 2012, 04:52:03 AM
I would fucking hit this, big time!!!!




























I get that people don't like J Biebs, but give the kid a break. He's still in his teens, and he's got a bunch of people three times his age who talk about how they hate him and that he doesn't deserve what he has. I mean sure he might not be the most worthy human being to be in the position that he's in, but you have to realize that he's still just a kid. I can tell you as a person only a little bit older than him, I would hate to have so many people who don't know me or much about me at all hating on me just because I was in the spot light. 
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2012, 01:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Scorpion on July 16, 2012, 07:08:48 AM
"Your fruit-killing skills are remarkable!"

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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2012, 01:57:37 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on July 16, 2012, 07:06:51 AM
I thought everyone knew that the sledgehammer was the only tool allowed for fruit destruction.

OK, but I'd rather be smashing pumpkins than melons.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 02:01:41 PM »
1. yes
2. yes
3. no, I  :heart teh melon
4. yes, although I have no idea who that is
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 02:02:54 PM »
Quote from: Priest of Syrinx on July 16, 2012, 02:01:41 PM

4. yes, although I have no idea who that is

Michael Bay.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 02:02:59 PM »
Quote from: PuffyPat on July 16, 2012, 01:45:11 PM
Quote from: wolfking on July 16, 2012, 04:52:03 AM
I would fucking hit this, big time!!!!




























I get that people don't like J Biebs, but give the kid a break. He's still in his teens, and he's got a bunch of people three times his age who talk about how they hate him and that he doesn't deserve what he has. I mean sure he might not be the most worthy human being to be in the position that he's in, but you have to realize that he's still just a kid. I can tell you as a person only a little bit older than him, I would hate to have so many people who don't know me or much about me at all hating on me just because I was in the spot light.


This kid is the most irrationally hated entity on earth.  There is absolutely no reason for anyone to hate him so much.  I've never really understood it.  I chalk 95% of it up to envy.


Fake Edit:  Oh, and yeah, I'd hit that.  :P
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 02:03:50 PM »
Quote from: Adami on July 16, 2012, 02:02:54 PM
Quote from: Priest of Syrinx on July 16, 2012, 02:01:41 PM

4. yes, although I have no idea who that is

Michael Bay.

Oh, thanks, in that case, yeah, I'd hit him with a bat.

Edit: I'd also yell at him a lot, so he knows that it feels like to watch one of his movies.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2012, 06:04:32 PM »


I'd hit her with my other bat. She is "Coming with me" after all.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2012, 07:56:24 PM »
wurd.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2012, 09:28:30 PM »
Quote from: PuffyPat on July 16, 2012, 01:45:11 PM
I get that people don't like J Biebs, but give the kid a break. He's still in his teens, and he's got a bunch of people three times his age who talk about how they hate him and that he doesn't deserve what he has. I mean sure he might not be the most worthy human being to be in the position that he's in, but you have to realize that he's still just a kid. I can tell you as a person only a little bit older than him, I would hate to have so many people who don't know me or much about me at all hating on me just because I was in the spot light.

I honest felt the same way, I held no animosity towards him. Then I heard this song from his Christmas album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpdpWyY2xg

My feelings changed very quickly. I don't hate him, because hate is a strong word, but oh...that song...
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2012, 09:50:38 PM »
You know, I fucking hated Jay Leno, until I started watching the videos on Jaylenosgarage.com

The guy's got a ton of money, but he still loves cars for what the are and were meant to be. He can appreciate a Lamborghini Countach as much as he can appreciate a Tata Nano or a Smart ForTwo. He's a proper car guy.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2012, 10:03:31 PM »
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 07:31:43 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 16, 2012, 06:04:32 PM


I'd hit her with my other bat. She is "Coming with me" after all.

It's unhealthy how hard I would hit that. I might hit that to death.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 07:33:51 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on July 16, 2012, 07:06:51 AM
I thought everyone knew that the sledgehammer was the only tool allowed for fruit destruction.

Not if it's the person #2 that wields the sledgehammer if you get my drift.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2012, 07:37:29 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 16, 2012, 06:04:32 PM


I'd hit her with my other bat. She is "Coming with me" after all.

I'm just going to call her Kate, that way if it's Kate Beckingsale or Evangeline Lilly, I'm good to go.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2012, 07:38:41 PM »
 :tup
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2012, 07:39:48 PM »
Evangeline>Kate Beck...
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2012, 07:41:40 PM »
I agree, but I sure as hell wouldn't complain either way
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2012, 11:17:03 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 16, 2012, 06:04:32 PM


I'd hit her with my other bat. She is "Coming with me" after all.

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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2012, 04:16:21 AM »
Quote from: senecadawg2 on July 17, 2012, 07:39:48 PM
Evangeline>Kate Beck...

I'd give the edge to Kate Beckinsale, although it's a fairly moot point, because A) I'd hit either one of them with the force of Devastator, and B) as proven by the fact I'm making a Transformers reference, clearly neither of these two scenarios is ever going to happen without some convincing from my old pal chloroform anyway.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2012, 10:27:14 PM »
Even with that old pal of yours, how do you entice them to come to your house?
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2012, 01:39:23 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 18, 2012, 10:27:14 PM
Even with that old pal of yours, how do you entice them to come to your house?

The rest is a well guarded Australian secret. If it ever got out, it would just make it harder for me.
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Re: Would you hit that?
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2012, 01:30:17 PM »
Quote from: kirksnosehair on July 16, 2012, 02:02:59 PM
Quote from: PuffyPat on July 16, 2012, 01:45:11 PM
Quote from: wolfking on July 16, 2012, 04:52:03 AM
I would fucking hit this, big time!!!!




























I get that people don't like J Biebs, but give the kid a break. He's still in his teens, and he's got a bunch of people three times his age who talk about how they hate him and that he doesn't deserve what he has. I mean sure he might not be the most worthy human being to be in the position that he's in, but you have to realize that he's still just a kid. I can tell you as a person only a little bit older than him, I would hate to have so many people who don't know me or much about me at all hating on me just because I was in the spot light.


This kid is the most irrationally hated entity on earth.  There is absolutely no reason for anyone to hate him so much.  I've never really understood it.  I chalk 95% of it up to envy.


Fake Edit:  Oh, and yeah, I'd hit that.  :P
I'm not sure anyone has ever hated an artist because of envy, I think that reasoning is just odd. I'd wager the reason he's hated so much is the outright obnoxiousness of his fans. There's no doubt he has the most obnoxious fans in music, and lots of people will hate an artist because of their fanbase. But as an artist, there's definitely way worse.
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