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Okay so my girlfriend does PR work (and writes) for a company called Tavern Direct (they specialize in Green Gourmet food type stuff). Tavern Direct also donates %5 of their profit to The Center for Missing and Exploited Children. They are trying to get 250 votes for this contest Chase bank is holding... companies who get 250 votes will be considered for a $250k grant. Anyways... The owner of the company offered my girlfriend a $1k bonus if they get the 250 votes... 

All you need to do is to follow the directions on this post https://www.mommatoldmeblog.com/2012/06/chase-mission-small-business-help.html

I would really appreciate the help.

(Need to have a facebook account to be able to vote though)
« Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 12:43:17 PM by JayOctavarium »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 06:44:35 PM »
*comes into thread*

Oh, so this has nothing to do with .....


*doesn't come into thread after all*

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 06:45:27 PM »
I had... something else in mind.

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 09:43:32 PM »
Like the two above me, I completely misinterpreted the meaning of this thread...  :|
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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 09:49:11 PM »
:|
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 09:49:51 PM »
Y'all are some sick ass fucks.











I was thinking the same  :|

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 09:57:21 PM »
Me too.



I hope all of us smart asses at least voted. :lol

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 12:09:54 AM »
I misread the thread title as "Wanna help me earn a girlfriend for $1K?"

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 02:53:30 AM »
I was slightly worried with the realms that my thoughts treaded upon reading the thread title, but seeing that everyone had the idea, I can at least find solace in the fact that I am among like-minded sickos.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2012, 03:14:17 AM »
I was slightly worried with the realms that my thoughts treaded upon reading the thread title, but seeing that everyone had the idea, I can at least find solace in the fact that I am among like-minded sickos.

That's what DTF is for. :tup

Especially that Zydar guy.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2012, 03:20:46 AM »
Yeah, I heard that he had a shitload of hookers in his closet.

D'you think he'd lend me one?
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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2012, 04:38:47 PM »
So... did anyone vote? :lol
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2012, 01:14:08 AM »
Call me selfish, but anyone making more money than I am right now causes a discomfort in my stomach and makes me feel partially homicidal.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2012, 01:16:57 AM »
I did... I think.
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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2012, 01:18:43 AM »
Call me selfish, but anyone making more money than I am right now causes a discomfort in my stomach and makes me feel partially homicidal.


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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2012, 01:29:23 AM »
not really

jk, I voted

but that Facebook app better not send me any stupid shit
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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2012, 01:32:13 AM »
Call me selfish, but anyone making more money than I am right now causes a discomfort in my stomach and makes me feel partially homicidal.



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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2012, 01:38:44 AM »
Well, right click and SAVE IT, dammit! :lol ;)

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2012, 01:39:26 AM »
Or have it added to DTF. I could think of quite a few uses for it, actually.
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2012, 01:42:18 AM »
I can ALWAYS think of a use for the emotes I've saved over the years.

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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2012, 01:43:22 AM »
will vote... I've got two FB accounts and many other that I control  :P

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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2012, 04:21:53 AM »
I can ALWAYS think of a use for the emotes I've saved over the years.

Well then, get Bosk on it!
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2012, 05:51:59 AM »
Bosk is on top of a lot of things, if you know what I mean. :eyebrows:
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Re: Wanna help my girlfriend earn $1k?
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2012, 06:01:08 AM »
all i know is i will pitch in an extra 100 bucks if i get to go first.  :huh:
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