DTF Chat Thread v. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[theseoafs]

lol

[DebraKadabra]

Shush, boskie.
 
Dinner break over, back to class.

[lonestar]

Hullo chaps!!!

[Onno]

Mornin'!

[lonestar]

Evenin!

[Scorpion]

Hey guys.

[Cyclopssss]

Morning!

[Zydar]

Hey guys. Today I'll be having my wisdom teeth removed.

I guess I'll be on the other side of the chloroform rag this time.

[Scorpion]

Hey guys. Today I'll be having my wisdom teeth removed.

I guess I'll be on the other side of the chloroform rag this time.

[BlobVanDam]

Hey guys. Today I'll be having my wisdom teeth removed.

I guess I'll be on the other side of the chloroform rag this time.

I'm pretty sure you've built up an immunity by now. He'll probably just have to knock you out with a lead pipe.

[DebraKadabra]

Hey guys. Today I'll be having my wisdom teeth removed.

I guess I'll be on the other side of the chloroform rag this time.

 
I'm pretty sure you've built up an immunity by now. He'll probably just have to knock you out with a lead pipe.

 

[lonestar]

Hey guys. Today I'll be having my wisdom teeth removed.

I guess I'll be on the other side of the chloroform rag this time.

I'm pretty sure you've built up an immunity by now. He'll probably just have to knock you out with a lead pipe.

I love you blob.

[BlobVanDam]

[DebraKadabra]

I think I'm headed out.  Good night, lovely peoples!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

When did GD side chat become such a ghost town?

[BlobVanDam]

Since I started posting less. Clearly I am the lifeblood of this thread.

[lonestar]

Oh, blobs back. Hi blob.

[BlobVanDam]

I'm back! Back from the future!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I do not yet know what the lovely Mrs. C. has in store for celebratory dinner tonight, but I have no doubt it will be awesome.  Tomorrow, the celebration continues with the usual - Thirsty Thursday wings and beer.  Friday, I'll probably chill out and wait to go to the Ren Fair for Oktoberfest this weekend.  Booyah.

[Scorpion]

'Cause my heart belong to you
There is nothing that I wouldn't do
My love is pure and true
But my cock is community property

That, ladies and gentlemen, is pure poetry.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

It really is.  I played that and 17 Girls in a Row on the jukebox last Thursday. 

[BlobVanDam]

It really is.  I played that and 17 Girls in a Row on the jukebox last Thursday. 

Both awesome songs. Especially 17 Girls in a Row. Favourite from the new album.

[Scorpion]

It really is.  I played that and 17 Girls in a Row on the jukebox last Thursday. 

Both awesome songs. Especially 17 Girls in a Row. Favourite from the new album.

That reminds me - I have to listen to the new album, but I've been so hooked on Feel the Steel the last week that I kinda forgot.

EDIT: Question to the native speakers - is "front lawn is mowed" a euphemism for shaved pussy?

[lonestar]

Yup.

[Scorpion]

Yup.

Thanks. I was wondering if my mind was even dirtier than Steel Panther's lyrics - in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have worried.

[BlobVanDam]

UPDATE FROM THE FUTURE

[Cedar redaC]

 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Heading across town to drop off an application for a promotion to another agency.  On the fence about it, because there is NO parking in the heart of downtown, unless you pay to park in a garage.  That would eat up a lot of the difference in pay, should I get the job.  Also, I'm really happy where I am.  I hate chancing being miserable in a new position when I'm already content here, but it's rare to get ahead without taking chances, I guess.  Such is life.  I will deliver the application, then head off to have a righteous birthday chowdown and forget all about it for now.

[Scorpion]

Coz, could you please do me the favour of playing a Steel Panther song at a gig and recording it on video?

Please?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Oh, good lord would that ever be awesome.  There is a possibility, however remote, that I could convince the one band to do it...

[Scorpion]

Would your singer object, or does he have a similarly crude sense of humour?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Oh, he's on levelly perverted ground with me, for sure.    It's just a matter of whether or not people would know it, which they likely wouldn't.

But then again, we are playing White Lion and plenty of people have no idea who they are.

[Scorpion]

Oh, he's on levelly perverted ground with me, for sure.    It's just a matter of whether or not people would know it, which they likely wouldn't.

But then again, we are playing White Lion and plenty of people have no idea who they are.

If both White Lion and Steel Panther are unknow, then I think Steel Panther would probably get a much bigger reaction from the crowd - the male part, at least. I was singing along to every chorus by the second time when I first heard the album.

[bosk1]

Heading across town to drop off an application for a promotion to another agency.  On the fence about it, because there is NO parking in the heart of downtown, unless you pay to park in a garage.  That would eat up a lot of the difference in pay, should I get the job.  Also, I'm really happy where I am.  I hate chancing being miserable in a new position when I'm already content here, but it's rare to get ahead without taking chances, I guess.  Such is life.  I will deliver the application, then head off to have a righteous birthday chowdown and forget all about it for now.

Ain't no parkin' in the heat of the city. 

[DebraKadabra]