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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #490 on: July 14, 2010, 12:21:06 AM »


You don't have 'em, eh? Too bad...

And yeah, Eminem is not a good choice for music under the influence.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #491 on: July 14, 2010, 09:59:21 PM »
Listen to "Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love" by Coldplay. That shit made me cry last time I was in your state :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #492 on: July 15, 2010, 05:42:47 PM »
Woohooooooooo. BEER!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #493 on: July 15, 2010, 08:40:20 PM »
HEY THERE LADIES

Also, gentlemen. How's business? I'm very merry. :hat

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #494 on: July 15, 2010, 11:09:14 PM »
I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever.  I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon!  Everybody seeeeeh de moon!  Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!"  From the Mighty Boosh.  Was epic times.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #495 on: July 16, 2010, 11:26:26 AM »
EEEEEY. I DID A SONG. YOU AIN'T GOT ONE, JUPITER.

I always sing that when drunk. Actually, a friend of mine always does, and then I join in, and then we keep repeating it ad nauseam.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #496 on: July 17, 2010, 02:26:57 AM »
I took a shower, but the wax residue just won't come off  :(
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #497 on: July 17, 2010, 04:47:06 AM »
EEEEEY. I DID A SONG. YOU AIN'T GOT ONE, JUPITER.

I always sing that when drunk. Actually, a friend of mine always does, and then I join in, and then we keep repeating it ad nauseam.

:tup You and your mate must be cool as like me, then.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #498 on: July 17, 2010, 05:57:39 AM »
Hahahaha. Oh yes. Although, we're probably the only ones who'd think so.

Actually, a tiny part of me's slightly disappointed that it's not unique, but on the other hand singing that song is a f'ing amazing idea so you know. Fair play.



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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #499 on: July 17, 2010, 05:23:40 PM »
I took a shower, but the wax residue just won't come off  :(
you should probably speak to the guy about that :neverusethis:


I'm reporting in here quite drunk. Loads of relatives gave me bottles of champagne/substitute for my graduation. I open a bottle, share some out then think "well, it will only go flat if I leave it til people want top ups" *glug*
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #500 on: July 17, 2010, 06:31:07 PM »
ahahahahahaha, I'm no drunk but I have some cups of aguardiente up in my head right now. And there will be no drunk thread I'll make tonight. Anyway you guys ate like really awesome :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #501 on: July 17, 2010, 06:32:36 PM »
ahahahahahaha, I'm no drunk but I have some cups of aguardiente up in my head right now. And there will be no drunk thread I'll make tonight. Anyway you guys ate like really awesome :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #502 on: July 17, 2010, 06:42:56 PM »
"You guys ate like really awesome" was the title of a thread I made when I was drunk a few weeks ago. Nah, not drunk.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #503 on: July 17, 2010, 11:13:50 PM »
I'm breaking down barriers for you guys.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #504 on: July 17, 2010, 11:22:26 PM »
You know what's awesome? Being close friends with the bar tender.

Mmm... Captain and Coke...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #505 on: July 17, 2010, 11:57:29 PM »
SEX IS DEAF, CAPTAIN SEX!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #506 on: July 18, 2010, 10:09:04 AM »
I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever.  I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon!  Everybody seeeeeh de moon!  Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!"  From the Mighty Boosh.  Was epic times.

Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #507 on: July 18, 2010, 03:14:21 PM »
I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever.  I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon!  Everybody seeeeeh de moon!  Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!"  From the Mighty Boosh.  Was epic times.

Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol

Watch the Old Gregg episode!  ~nao

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #508 on: July 18, 2010, 03:15:55 PM »
I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever.  I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon!  Everybody seeeeeh de moon!  Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!"  From the Mighty Boosh.  Was epic times.

Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol

Watch the Old Gregg episode!  ~nao

Seriously! Old Gregg changed my life. I can't even drink Baileys anymore in peace.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #509 on: July 18, 2010, 03:26:20 PM »
I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever.  I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon!  Everybody seeeeeh de moon!  Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!"  From the Mighty Boosh.  Was epic times.

Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol

Watch the Old Gregg episode!  ~nao

Seriously! Old Gregg changed my life. I can't even drink Baileys anymore in peace.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #510 on: July 18, 2010, 04:00:43 PM »
I got tipsy for the first time ever in public (and second time ever), which was really embarrassing. So I had just finished my camping expedition, and we went to the pub for a celebratory meal. My Scotman's Bunnet was still cooking, so I got a soco lemon, and downed it without thinking - I hadn't eaten since 6:30am (was ~7:30pm). Needless to say as someone who only just became the legal age to drink in public, I suddenly realised it hit my head instantly, and couldnt stop laughing telling my team what I had just done. I ate my awesome meal, then had 4 pints of the local real ale (amazing stuff actually), and then tried to prove that I wasn't very tipsy by being a bit acrobatic, and managed to avoid landing on my face.

But hey, it was fun. I don't look forward to my first ever hangover though.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #511 on: July 18, 2010, 04:41:17 PM »
You pansy, I've been getting drunk regularly since I was 14 :p
(Admittedly, I did have the most incredibly lax dad in terms of alcohol related strictness)

I just got back from a session at the pub with a mate I hadn't seen in ages. It was great! Cycled too, so coming back drunk in the pitch darkness on the country lanes was great fun!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #512 on: July 19, 2010, 03:01:14 AM »
Just checking in, drunk.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #513 on: July 19, 2010, 04:50:20 AM »
I found it greatly misleading when I was shivering uncontrollably but felt really warm. But then I got huggles with a certain someone so that was a good outcome ;D

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #514 on: July 19, 2010, 08:25:26 AM »
So last night I went to this bar a couple towns over and met this random guy that liked dt. Also dt was played on the jukebox, by that time most of the bar had cleared out and was getting ready to close down....so drunk me sang trial of tears out loud. nice

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #515 on: July 19, 2010, 09:17:03 PM »
I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever.  I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon!  Everybody seeeeeh de moon!  Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!"  From the Mighty Boosh.  Was epic times.

Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol

Watch the Old Gregg episode!  ~nao

That was the one I saw, actually.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #516 on: July 21, 2010, 10:08:30 PM »
Just took 4 shots of Bacardi and washing it down with a BL Lime. >_>

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #517 on: July 21, 2010, 10:11:13 PM »
I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD

I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively.  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #518 on: July 21, 2010, 10:14:01 PM »
I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD

I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively.  :lol

What be your drank son?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #519 on: July 21, 2010, 10:16:08 PM »
I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD

I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively.  :lol

What be your drank son?

Peppermint schnapps mixed with a little.... something special.  :angel:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #520 on: July 21, 2010, 10:17:54 PM »
I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD

I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively.  :lol

What be your drank son?

Peppermint schnapps mixed with a little.... something special.  :angel:

I' m real interested in knowing what that is that is special but it may be banend so you should let me know some other way lol :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #521 on: July 25, 2010, 12:44:40 AM »
You know, I really don't like to dance. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. But get about 6 or 7 drinks in me and I'm out on that dance floor acting like a fool just like everybody else. It's inevitable.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #522 on: July 26, 2010, 08:56:37 PM »
I'm just posting here in case anyone's wondering why some of my posts this evening have been, frankly, fucking bizarre.

Good night out, though.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #523 on: July 27, 2010, 05:53:38 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #524 on: July 27, 2010, 05:58:25 PM »
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i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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