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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1295 on: September 02, 2011, 05:01:40 PM »
Going to get drunk tonight - friend got dumped and he and I aren't driving. But I wanna get drunk cheap, I'm getting married in May. Any ideas for getting trashed on a budget? Pre gaming?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1296 on: September 02, 2011, 05:06:00 PM »
Going to get drunk tonight - friend got dumped and he and I aren't driving. But I wanna get drunk cheap, I'm getting married in May. Any ideas for getting trashed on a budget? Pre gaming?

If I'm trying to get trashed for the sole purpose of getting trashed, I buy cheapest white wine that comes in a box. Franzia is about 10$ for 3 liters. (make sure you get the 12% stuff, and not the 9%)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1297 on: September 02, 2011, 05:11:57 PM »
Well on my way right now. It's 7:11 and I've had 4 beers already :D
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1298 on: September 02, 2011, 05:17:17 PM »
i'd also like to add that I too am drunk. BAWKS WHINE
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1299 on: September 02, 2011, 07:10:54 PM »
While not drunk yet, I'm getting there.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1300 on: September 02, 2011, 08:09:33 PM »
The bender continues.  Night #2.  MORE WHISKEY!!!!!!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1301 on: September 03, 2011, 05:34:33 PM »
Well on my way right now. It's 7:11 and I've had 4 beers already :D

Haha. Pussy.  ;)

8 pints of Pure Brew (sam smiths for those of you who are uneducated) and im feeling good. Not the most I've ever drank (see 7 pints, 5 triple vodka n coke, 15 shots, 8 jager bombs :D )

I've already spammed the DTF FB group and now its the real deals turn i suppose....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1302 on: September 04, 2011, 12:00:06 AM »
wwtf sdo drunk

hi guys whats goin on
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1303 on: September 04, 2011, 12:09:39 AM »
dfuiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1304 on: September 04, 2011, 12:15:00 AM »
lol

I'm on my way to drunk, but not still have a ways to go  :azn:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1305 on: September 04, 2011, 01:33:00 AM »
First post in any drunk thread as I have never had alcohol until tonight.  I've currently had 5 shots of vodka mixed with OJ or Cranberry/Strawberry or Gatorade in the past hour.  I'm definitely feeling a bit tipsy, but I still don't feel like I'm "drunk".   For the record, vodka tastes disgusting. 

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1306 on: September 04, 2011, 01:35:10 AM »
I've been told it tastes like rubbing alcohol.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1307 on: September 04, 2011, 01:36:05 AM »
Vodka can be pretty damn good or it can be horrific, totally depends on the brand.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1308 on: September 04, 2011, 01:38:15 AM »
We picked up Smirnoff. 

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1309 on: September 04, 2011, 01:39:24 AM »
I remember once, I was sleeping over at a friend's place, and I drank at least half a bottle of cough syrup on a dare, and I'm positive that I got high off of it.

I felt really warm for the next few hours and was constantly laughing at every single thing, apparently.  I'd do it again, some time.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1310 on: September 04, 2011, 01:41:35 AM »
I definitely feel really warm, and a bit tipsy when looking around, but I can still hop around in circles on one foot just fine.  I weigh about 215 btw.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1311 on: September 04, 2011, 01:43:28 AM »
We picked up Smirnoff. 

ehhh I'm not really a fan. Then again I'm more of a whiskey guy myself.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1312 on: September 04, 2011, 01:51:19 AM »
I don't think I'll ever have it again.  It was a little too "raw" for my taste. 

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1313 on: September 04, 2011, 02:33:02 AM »
I can't understand how it's possible for any human being to enjoy drinking vodka. I'd rather drink naptha.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1314 on: September 04, 2011, 06:54:33 PM »
Sobriety is slowly waning. Again.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1315 on: September 04, 2011, 07:26:54 PM »
I can't understand how it's possible for any human being to enjoy drinking vodka. I'd rather drink naptha.

Actually, back when I started drinking my drink of choice was straight shots of vodka. Like, I really love wasabi, and vodka shots had that same 'punch you in the face' type feeling.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1316 on: September 04, 2011, 07:49:27 PM »
Jello shots are speeding things up nicely.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1317 on: September 04, 2011, 08:54:47 PM »
I've just submitted my thesis... :partyinpartyinyeah:

I'll be here for the next 2o days.... YAY....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1318 on: September 04, 2011, 09:01:13 PM »
First post in any drunk thread as I have never had alcohol until tonight.  I've currently had 5 shots of vodka mixed with OJ or Cranberry/Strawberry or Gatorade in the past hour.  I'm definitely feeling a bit tipsy, but I still don't feel like I'm "drunk".   For the record, vodka tastes disgusting. 

I measured out how much I had this morning based on the cup I used and how much I filled it, and it was actually about 8 shots worth in an hour.  Just got me a little tipsy and was still able to get several headshots across the map in Bad Company 2 an hour after my last drink.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1319 on: September 05, 2011, 12:49:35 AM »
Hai DTF. I got a bottle of 'canadian' whiskey from Stater Bros, it was cheap and I think I actually like it more than their cheap scotch for mixing. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1320 on: September 05, 2011, 07:13:07 AM »
lolwhiskey
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1322 on: September 06, 2011, 12:14:45 AM »
OH HI GUYS
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1323 on: September 09, 2011, 10:36:58 PM »
Hai DTF I'm very well on my way to durnk
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1324 on: September 09, 2011, 10:45:50 PM »
hoping I don't run out of booze before bed time. I gotta be up at 6:00 and the clubs here fill up around 3:30 so there's not much reason to go out tonight
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1325 on: September 10, 2011, 07:15:45 AM »
I started boozing at 9 in the morning today... watching the Argentina - England rugby match.... and keeping it going.....
just wanted to give a heads up.... in case I start bullshitting soon.....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1326 on: September 10, 2011, 05:57:05 PM »
Ich bin drunk! And I got major hickups! Dammit!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1327 on: September 10, 2011, 06:00:30 PM »
I find it hilarious that this entire thread is made up of only two types of posts:

1. Announcements of being drunk.

2. Declarations that the poster will soon be drunk.

It's funny. 38 pages of this shit. :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1328 on: September 10, 2011, 06:04:28 PM »
I miss porksoda :sadpanda:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1329 on: September 10, 2011, 06:04:38 PM »
So frakking typical... My first drunk post ewar, and I get the "I only read announcements of being drunk" right in my face!