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Offline jingle.boy

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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2012, 07:56:49 AM »
Checked Mrs.Jingle.  Jack Bauer, Snoop Dogg and Spider-Man.

She's fucked.

Jingle.kids get Ari Gold and Skrillex.  Son gets Bender and Daughter gets Darth Vader.

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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2012, 08:09:50 AM »
Woow, I really hope this is not happening. I got a cripple, a drunk pirate and that little Bieberboy.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2012, 04:28:06 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 13, 2012, 07:56:49 AM
Checked Mrs.Jingle.  Jack Bauer, Snoop Dogg and Spider-Man.

She's fucked.

Dude, Bauer is, like, the most resourceful guy on TV.  She could survive with him alone.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2012, 06:46:12 PM »
Jack Bauer, Dave Grohl and Incredible Hulk.

Dave is my only worthless one. He'd probably end up just cursing at the zombies and making them mad, while the Hulk just smashes everyone.
I'd last for a while, but I'm fucked if the Hulk gets infected.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2012, 09:18:17 PM »
River Tam, Scarlett Johansson, and Brock Samson.

Brock fights cause he's good at that, I fuck the hell out of Summer Glau and Scarlett Johansson.  I fucking win the thread.  You lose.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2012, 09:54:17 PM »
Cal Lightman, Snooki and Sephiroth

Yeah those zombies are fucked.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2012, 04:14:00 AM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on May 13, 2012, 09:18:17 PM
River Tam, Scarlett Johansson, and Brock Samson.

Brock fights cause he's good at that, I fuck the hell out of Summer Glau and Scarlett Johansson.  I fucking win the thread.  You lose.

You won big time.

Quote from: Syzzle on May 13, 2012, 09:54:17 PM
Cal Lightman, Snooki and Sephiroth

Yeah those zombies are fucked.


True, but you have to deal with Snooki every day.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2012, 07:13:59 AM »
River Tam ( :hat) , Sephiroth ( :hat) , and Snookie. (  :()

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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2012, 07:33:31 AM »
Snooki is kinda valuable though, she's like the wallnut of Plants vs Zombies, you can feed her to them and in the time it takes them to devour her you and your other two teammates can obliterate them into oblivion.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2012, 07:43:28 AM »
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2012, 07:56:42 AM »
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2012, 08:25:24 AM »
Ari Gold, Natalie Portman, and Bender. 

If anyone needs me, I'll be in a bunker somewhere with Natalie Portman, and the rest of the world can go fuck itself. 
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2012, 09:51:47 AM »
Jack Bauer, Batman and Bruce Willis. We're going to kick some ass. With gadgets. And one liners. And it'll only take 1 day but seem like weeks!
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2012, 11:53:45 AM »
Jack Bauer,Louis CK, and Gordon Freeman. Jack and Gordon will headshot zombies while Louis tells jokes. We'll kick ass. :hat
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2012, 11:55:59 AM »
House, Gordan Freeman, and Mitt Romney.

First thing I'm doing is shooting the dead weight and staying as close as fucking possible to Freeman.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2012, 12:02:18 PM »
I've got House, Jackie Chan and Harry Potter.  Should be p cool.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2012, 01:15:42 PM »
Olivia Benson, Jack Sparrow, Nick Manaj


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Ari Gold, Batman, Louis CK.

I don't know about Ari Gold but I'm good with the other two. It should be fun
How did you get such an epic team? ARGH
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2012, 01:24:12 PM »
Ari Gold would be terrible to have. While a hilarious character, he's a complete asshole to everyone and has virtually no useful skills. The only thing he would possibly be helpful in is dealing/trading with other groups.
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Re: Who's your zombie apocalypse survival team?
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2012, 01:27:32 PM »
Quote from: jsem on May 15, 2012, 01:15:42 PM
Olivia Benson, Jack Sparrow, Nick Manaj


Quote from: Nekov on May 12, 2012, 11:01:30 PM
Ari Gold, Batman, Louis CK.

I don't know about Ari Gold but I'm good with the other two. It should be fun
How did you get such an epic team? ARGH

Combination of the right birth date and the fact that 80% of my t-shirts are black
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