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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #175 on: September 01, 2009, 02:40:50 PM »
Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?
That's ok, just means everyone is friendly and a fun group of people :)

I certainly didn't help the cause.

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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #176 on: September 01, 2009, 02:56:32 PM »
Newbs, say hi!

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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #177 on: September 01, 2009, 03:01:46 PM »
Welcome to the unofficial official Dream Theater Forums!  Introduce yourselves here. :)
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #178 on: September 01, 2009, 03:11:45 PM »
Hola fellow noobs.  My name is R.J., and I turn 40 in eight days :\.  I work as a chef in the S.F. bay area.  I'm into many kinds of music, but mostly love prog.  I've been listening to DT since the Images and Words days, and they are definitaly one of my top five bands(others being Yes, The Who, Marilliion, and I.Q.).  Otherwise, my main hobbies are reading, camping, billiards, and torturing puppies :biggrin:
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #179 on: September 01, 2009, 03:32:53 PM »
Okay guys, it was funny when :'arry: did it, but now this joke's older than the DTF Old Fogeys.  If it doesn't stop and this thread isn't simply left for the introduction and welcoming of noobs, I'll start reporting people for spamming.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #180 on: September 01, 2009, 03:34:30 PM »
You know, no one ever told me why that is...

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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #181 on: September 01, 2009, 03:39:14 PM »
Guess I just don't see the prolem with a thread (especially one like this) getting off track. It's not like we derailed something serious. Does it really matter?
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #182 on: September 01, 2009, 03:44:04 PM »
Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?
Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #183 on: September 01, 2009, 03:45:16 PM »
Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?
Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

Recently, that might be the case indeed.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #184 on: September 01, 2009, 03:46:25 PM »
Okay guys, it was funny when :'arry: did it, but now this joke's older than the DTF Old Fogeys.  If it doesn't stop and this thread isn't simply left for the introduction and welcoming of noobs, I'll start reporting people for spamming.
I already deleted the spammy posts :P

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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #185 on: September 01, 2009, 03:47:35 PM »
Alright well by the time I posted that emin's was still there.  Anyway, from here on out, this thread will now only be used for its designated purpose: for noobs to make their introductory post and for vets to provide a warm welcome to the DTF community.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #186 on: September 01, 2009, 03:47:49 PM »
Hmm... we've done that since the DT.net days.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #187 on: September 01, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »
Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?
Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

at DTF, thread derails you.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #188 on: September 01, 2009, 03:50:53 PM »
Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?
Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

at DTF, thread derails you.
Lame meme is lame.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #189 on: September 01, 2009, 03:53:37 PM »
Eh, kinda like that on all forums.

At least the ones I've been on.

It's just pat of being on a forum.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #190 on: September 01, 2009, 03:54:18 PM »
Alright well by the time I posted that emin's was still there.  Anyway, from here on out, this thread will now only be used for its designated purpose: for noobs to make their introductory post and for vets to provide a warm welcome to the DTF community.

Yes, no shitting on the nice new turf please.

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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #191 on: September 01, 2009, 03:54:48 PM »
Ok, so stop posting not-newbs!
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #192 on: September 01, 2009, 04:06:02 PM »
Can't tell you much about the forum...I just joined yesterday  :biggrin: But it's pretty cool...the mods post here unlike a lot of other threads, and it's a huge bonus if you're a girl  :biggrin:... which doesn;t help you at all. Sorry. But welcome. (I don't know if that means much from a n00b, but whatever.)
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #193 on: September 01, 2009, 04:07:02 PM »
No, no it doesn't. :biggrin:

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« Reply #194 on: September 01, 2009, 04:08:05 PM »
Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #195 on: September 01, 2009, 04:08:51 PM »
And your failing. Just stop and fail with th rest of us.

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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #196 on: September 01, 2009, 04:09:37 PM »
Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.
If only all n00bs were like you!
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« Reply #197 on: September 01, 2009, 04:10:02 PM »
*CHAT THREAD ALERT*
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #198 on: September 01, 2009, 04:11:06 PM »
This thread is already fucked, so...yeah, chat away peoples.

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« Reply #199 on: September 01, 2009, 04:11:57 PM »
This thread is already fucked, so...yeah, chat away peoples.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #200 on: September 01, 2009, 04:12:30 PM »
*CHAT THREAD ALERT*
This thread has already been derailed, even by the OP. So don't worry about it.
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« Reply #201 on: September 01, 2009, 04:12:36 PM »
Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.
If only all n00bs were like you!

?
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #202 on: September 01, 2009, 04:12:41 PM »
This thread is already fucked, so...yeah, chat away peoples.
I approve of fucking up my thread.  Wish there was a dance smiley.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #203 on: September 01, 2009, 04:13:43 PM »
Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.
If only all n00bs were like you!

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Not being immature asses that post whore everywhere and make dumb threads about everything just to get their post count up and try to get noticed and liked.
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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #204 on: September 01, 2009, 04:14:19 PM »
Hey, I don't post whore, I just post a shit load of stuff. Post whoring is different.

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« Reply #205 on: September 01, 2009, 04:17:53 PM »




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Re: DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)
« Reply #206 on: September 01, 2009, 04:19:01 PM »
I would laugh so hard if 73109 and True Death of Life were the same person.

It's totally something I would do if everyone hated me.

That's not to say I hate you 73109, but you do seem to make a lot of enemies.
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« Reply #207 on: September 01, 2009, 04:20:06 PM »
Immature people tend to do that.
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« Reply #209 on: September 01, 2009, 04:21:12 PM »
No we aren't the same person. True Death of Life is wrath!