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Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« on: March 07, 2012, 09:48:11 AM »
Google's autocomplete suggests "feet"? Are foot fetishes that rampant that I have to see it for literally every single Google search? I don't know about anyone else, but when I get on the Google, my first thought isn't "gee whiz, that Rachel Mcadams sure is hot. I can't wait to see her feet...."
Come on, Google. You know what I'm looking for.


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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 09:50:41 AM »
"My Name Is Tanino" is what you're looking for.

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2012, 09:52:15 AM »
:lol It was just an example, not what I was looking for. Her "feet" aren't that great anyway.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2012, 09:52:40 AM »
This reminds me of a charity auction MTV did a while back.  The highest selling item, at over $80,000, were the pair of sneakers that Brittney Spears wore in the Hit Me Baby One More Time video.  Think they're full yet?

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2012, 09:53:54 AM »
This reminds me of a charity auction MTV did a while back.  The highest selling item, at over $80,000, were the pair of sneakers that Brittney Spears wore in the Hit Me Baby One More Time video.  Think they're full yet?

:| Full........ of.......... what............ never mind. I don't even want to know.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 09:56:30 AM »
It's usually best that way, not knowing I mean.

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2012, 09:56:55 AM »
:lol It was just an example, not what I was looking for. Her "feet" aren't that great anyway.

I just thought I'd offer (from my vast knowledge of celebrity nudity) where you could find the goods on Rachel McAdams.  :lol

Also, I hate feet.  Really not at all a turn-on, by any means.

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2012, 09:58:32 AM »
:lol It was just an example, not what I was looking for. Her "feet" aren't that great anyway.

I just thought I'd offer (from my vast knowledge of celebrity nudity) where you could find the goods on Rachel McAdams.  :lol

Also, I hate feet.  Really not at all a turn-on, by any means.

And I bow down to your immense knowledge on the matter, although my Google skills are sufficient to find any such information. :lol

And I don't get the appeal of feet either, hence my confusion.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2012, 09:59:45 AM »
Agreed, I think armpits are more of a turn on than feet, probably because they're closer to boobland.  Never understood the foot fetish either, but whatever, to each his own.

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2012, 10:03:29 AM »
:lol It was just an example, not what I was looking for. Her "feet" aren't that great anyway.

I just thought I'd offer (from my vast knowledge of celebrity nudity) where you could find the goods on Rachel McAdams.  :lol

Also, I hate feet.  Really not at all a turn-on, by any means.

And I bow down to your immense knowledge on the matter, although my Google skills are sufficient to find any such information. :lol

And I don't get the appeal of feet either, hence my confusion.

The amazing thing (or sad, depending on your perspective) is that I didn't even have to look it up.  :rollin

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2012, 10:06:48 AM »
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2012, 10:10:27 AM »
:lol It was just an example, not what I was looking for. Her "feet" aren't that great anyway.

I just thought I'd offer (from my vast knowledge of celebrity nudity) where you could find the goods on Rachel McAdams.  :lol

Also, I hate feet.  Really not at all a turn-on, by any means.

And I bow down to your immense knowledge on the matter, although my Google skills are sufficient to find any such information. :lol

And I don't get the appeal of feet either, hence my confusion.

The amazing thing (or sad, depending on your perspective) is that I didn't even have to look it up.  :rollin

Oh I know, and that's why we love you. :lol

When I'm Googling these things, I'm only paying attention to the pics, not paying attention to the movie name. :blob:
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2012, 10:16:18 AM »
Are foot fetishes that rampant that I have to see it for literally every single Google search?

They actually are. Foot fetishism is the most common fetish for non-sexual body parts. There aren't really any statistics on the demographics of fetishes in society at large AFAIK, so interestingly enough google trends may actually be the best source of data regarding the frequency of various fetishes.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2012, 10:21:56 AM »
Are foot fetishes that rampant that I have to see it for literally every single Google search?

They actually are. Foot fetishism is the most common fetish for non-sexual body parts. There aren't really any statistics on the demographics of fetishes in society at large AFAIK, so interestingly enough google trends may actually be the best source of data regarding the frequency of various fetishes.

In that case, it would probably be the most common autocomplete search term (for this kind of search) that isn't omitted from their lists, as it seems the "naughtier" keywords are intentionally removed, because they never show up.

I still don't see the appeal though. I'd rather a chick be wearing some hot high heels / boots than stare specifically at her feet. And there are definitely plenty of other benign body parts I find more attractive to look at. Like, all of them. Probably literally all of them.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2012, 10:22:19 AM »
I suppose boob fetishes are so common they don't even call them fetishes.

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2012, 10:23:11 AM »
Blob, I respectfully request that you keep your google away from my feet at all times.  Thanks.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2012, 10:25:23 AM »
Are foot fetishes that rampant that I have to see it for literally every single Google search?

They actually are. Foot fetishism is the most common fetish for non-sexual body parts. There aren't really any statistics on the demographics of fetishes in society at large AFAIK, so interestingly enough google trends may actually be the best source of data regarding the frequency of various fetishes.

In that case, it would probably be the most common autocomplete search term (for this kind of search) that isn't omitted from their lists, as it seems the "naughtier" keywords are intentionally removed, because they never show up.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they censor some words from the autocomplete.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 10:25:24 AM »
Blob, I respectfully request that you keep your google away from my feet at all times.  Thanks.

TOO LATE.
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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2012, 10:27:14 AM »
I still don't see the appeal though. I'd rather a chick be wearing some hot high heels / boots than stare specifically at her feet. And there are definitely plenty of other benign body parts I find more attractive to look at. Like, all of them. Probably literally all of them.

True.  All of them is a good answer.  Her wrists, for example.  Oh yeah, those wrists.  Because they're connected to her hands and oh what she could do with those hands.  Good lord.  You know what those hands are capable of, right?

Making me a sammich.

Blob, I respectfully request that you keep your google away from my feet at all times.  Thanks.

TOO LATE.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I nearly spat spaghetti all over my screen.  :rollin

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 10:33:43 AM »
Blob, I respectfully request that you keep your google away from my feet at all times.  Thanks.

TOO LATE.

*Bossk feet*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I nearly spat spaghetti all over my screen.  :rollin

 :rollin  Me too!

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 10:40:05 AM »
"get on the Google" :lol :lol :rollin

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2012, 10:46:30 AM »
"get on the Google" :lol :lol :rollin

That made me laugh way too hard! Now I'm going to picture Blob as my grandpa for the rest of my life. Wait...your life. You Pentium 1, you.

I don't know what's so funny. I use the Google all the time to find things on the world wide interweb. Just the other day I used it to find that Facetube site that all the kids are talking about, because I like to stay up to date.
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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2012, 10:55:43 AM »
You can google causes of foot fetishes.  It basically has to do with the "foot" part of the brain's proximity to the arousal part of the brain.

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Re: Why is it that whenever I Google someone.....
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2012, 10:57:22 AM »
So the arousal part of my brain is stuck between the ass part and the boobs part?

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2012, 11:04:48 AM »
Probably not.

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« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2012, 11:14:30 AM »
I'll never understand foot fetishes. I'm mostly an ass man myself, I don't really care if a girl has small boobs or big ones. But in the end a girl's face is the most important part. and something about personality..I guess.

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« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2012, 11:15:51 AM »
Just chiming in to say that I really like feet. I wouldn't quite call it a fetish because I'm not obsessed with them, but I often find myself looking at women's feet and a hot girl with nice feet is a HUGE plus. Anyway, my point is that I really don't understand why people find it so weird or disgusting. I'm not ashamed of it at all. It's just another body part, and I see no reason why we shouldn't be attracted to them. If we're attracted to ass, what's wrong with being attracted to feet?
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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2012, 11:18:14 AM »
Nothing is wrong with it, but like.. What makes some feet nice? That's the part I can't wrap my head around, are my feet nice because they're big as fuck or do they have to be small or what?  :huh:

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« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2012, 11:25:49 AM »
Hell, I dunno. I just like the way they look. I'm not sure why but I always have for as long as I can remember.

I don't really have set standards or anything. Some girls have disgusting, ugly feet, some girls have very pretty feet. I can't explain what makes some feet attractive and some unattractive, I just know it when I see it.
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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2012, 11:27:47 AM »
Anyway, my point is that I really don't understand why people find it so weird or disgusting.

Because feet are stubby, ugly, and the least sexual body part to a lot of people, including me.

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« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2012, 11:29:30 AM »
Hey man, that's cool. Whatever.
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« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2012, 12:03:52 PM »
Humanity is wise to have invented nice little containers to keep them out of public.  I don't need to be seeing grody-ass callouses feet of everyone.  Now, legs from the ankle up can be really amazing, especially if the knees aren't all grungy.  I'd totally take no boobs nor butt for great legs and a matching head.

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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2012, 11:34:53 PM »
Humanity is wise to have invented nice little containers to keep them out of public.  I don't need to be seeing grody-ass callouses feet of everyone.  Now, legs from the ankle up can be really amazing, especially if the knees aren't all grungy.  I'd totally take no boobs nor butt for great legs and a matching head.

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« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2012, 12:07:34 AM »
Humanity is wise to have invented nice little containers to keep them out of public.  I don't need to be seeing grody-ass callouses feet of everyone.  Now, legs from the ankle up can be really amazing, especially if the knees aren't all grungy.  I'd totally take no boobs nor butt for great legs and a matching head.

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