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Kiera Knightley
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Natalie Portman
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Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« on: March 02, 2012, 03:31:24 PM »
Who's hotter?
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 03:33:43 PM »
Portman for me, though Kiera is not bad either.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 03:35:12 PM »
I wouldn't kick either out of bed for eating crackers.  But a slight nod to Keira.  I think she's taller?
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 03:39:26 PM »
I don't like Kiera Knightley but I'd take Whoopie Goldberg over the other one so I voted for Kiera.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 03:39:38 PM »

Natalie:




Keira:
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 03:41:14 PM »
I will have Natalie, please.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 03:41:37 PM »
Voted Keira btw.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 03:41:56 PM »
If I had to chose, Portman, but they're not my style, really. I like it when they have more meat on them. But not too much. A perfect equilibrium between busty, curvaceous and fit.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 03:43:10 PM »
Kiera Knightley by far.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 03:45:58 PM »
Natalie.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 03:48:15 PM »
Quote from: Omega on March 02, 2012, 03:41:56 PM
I like it when they have more meat on them. But not too much. A perfect equilibrium between busty, curvaceous and fit.

You do John Marston proud  :lol

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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2012, 03:50:43 PM »
Those who doesn't like Portman should watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tEXh_PYj3U&feature=fvst and it might change their opinion.  I guess it's a very subjective topic obviously, but I doubt anyone here would say no.  :biggrin:
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2012, 03:54:39 PM »
Whatever the matchup is, Portman wins.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 03:58:04 PM »
Keira, although Natalie is not far behind.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2012, 03:58:50 PM »
Quote from: metty on March 02, 2012, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: Omega on March 02, 2012, 03:41:56 PM
I like it when they have more meat on them. But not too much. A perfect equilibrium between busty, curvaceous and fit.

You do John Marston proud  :lol

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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2012, 04:16:13 PM »
Natalie Portman. No question.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2012, 04:17:19 PM »
Three way.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2012, 04:48:28 PM »
Why does every thread I make always inspire spinoff threads

Anyway, I thought they were the same person?
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2012, 04:51:45 PM »
I'm shocked at these results. Natalie looks like a bug. Seriously.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2012, 04:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on March 02, 2012, 04:51:45 PM
I'm shocked at these results. Natalie looks like a bug. Seriously.

Dude! Also, "shocked"? The majority of men on earth find her attractive.  :lol
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2012, 06:13:24 PM »
Definitely Natalie.  Keira is sometimes REALLY annoying in the movies she's in (especially the PotC movies), and Natalie totally effin ROCKED Black Swan. :metal
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2012, 06:25:09 PM »
They're both hot.  Natalie is cuter, but Keira is prettier, so it really depends on what you're in the mood for.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2012, 06:59:10 PM »
Natalie .... duh!
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2012, 07:00:37 PM »
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2012, 07:36:07 PM »
I chose Kiera based solely off of the two pictures H posted.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2012, 07:41:28 PM »
Keira has a way sexier face in my opinion, but she's so skinny that I don't want to ever see her take her clothes off.  Natalie is just really pretty, less so than Keira, but at least she appears healthy and she's more woman than bone.

I voted "equal."
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2012, 08:28:00 PM »
I voted equal.   Equally 'meh'...   I think they both look like Olive Oyl from the Popeye cartoons.   I've seen more curves on a microphone stand....
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2012, 08:48:04 PM »
I'd hook up with Keira, but date Natalie.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2012, 09:05:34 PM »
Portman.

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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2012, 09:19:24 PM »
Both have some very good qualities, but neither are really my type, so I went with equal.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2012, 09:43:05 PM »
Natalie Portman. Keira Knightley is what Natalie Portman would look like as a post-op tranny.

And I'm not even crazy about Natalie Portman either.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2012, 10:43:38 PM »
I'm not really a huge fan of either one, but Keira is more attractive.
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2012, 12:19:14 AM »
keira in the first pirates. hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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Re: Keira Knightley vs. Natalie Portman
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