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Offline Progmetty

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2012, 04:48:00 PM »
Thanks man!
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #71 on: February 12, 2012, 04:49:44 PM »
WTF. There are 3.5 billion women why would you say no to a pikachu?

EXACTLY. Quoted for truth.

It depends if it's not a wimp and will evolve into the more badass Raichu.

Assuming you have access to a Thunder Stone, you can do whatever you want with it.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #72 on: February 12, 2012, 05:05:17 PM »
I may be a tad biased, but I'd prefer a Pikachu.



Or a Ditto. 'Cause then you can have  whatever you want...

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #73 on: February 12, 2012, 05:17:31 PM »
I may be a tad biased, but I'd prefer a Pikachu.



Or a Ditto. 'Cause then you can have  whatever you want...
No. If you order your Ditto to transform into a Pikachu, this is what happens:

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https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lely9m438p1qayriuo1_500.png

Is THAT what you want?

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #74 on: February 12, 2012, 05:19:40 PM »
I wouldn't get that because I'd train mine better than Duplica's.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #76 on: February 12, 2012, 05:42:50 PM »
i think it was a joke

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #77 on: February 12, 2012, 06:10:16 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #78 on: February 12, 2012, 06:16:52 PM »
That's funny.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #79 on: February 12, 2012, 06:59:58 PM »
 ??? ??? ??? Except in this case, I really don't get it. ??? ??? ???
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #80 on: February 12, 2012, 07:00:42 PM »
a quick google revealed this

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https://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/04/01/the-definitive-sexy-pikachu-picture-gallery/

when combined with the pic in the OP it should lead to the second conclusion pretty much all by itself.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #81 on: February 12, 2012, 07:05:19 PM »
??? ??? ??? Except in this case, I really don't get it. ??? ??? ???
you're overthinking it. it's not not safe for work, it's just weird.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2012, 07:08:18 PM »
??? ??? ??? Except in this case, I really don't get it. ??? ??? ???
you're overthinking it. it's not not safe for work, it's just weird.

ITS NOT EVEN WEIRD THOUGH

ITS JUST PIKACHU WITH DOTS FOR EYES
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2012, 07:28:30 PM »
??? ??? ??? Except in this case, I really don't get it. ??? ??? ???
you're overthinking it. it's not not safe for work, it's just weird.

ITS NOT EVEN WEIRD THOUGH

ITS JUST PIKACHU WITH DOTS FOR EYES

That's the joke.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2012, 07:30:14 PM »
Whatever
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #85 on: February 12, 2012, 08:09:38 PM »
Since I think Pokemon's about the dumbest thing ever, my vote goes for the girl.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2012, 09:57:34 PM »
Since I think Pokemon's about the dumbest thing ever

You shut your whore mouth!

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #87 on: February 12, 2012, 09:59:33 PM »
Look how happy is guy is!


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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #88 on: February 12, 2012, 10:08:18 PM »
If I could have a Pikachu then we're working off a premise that Pokemon are real, in which case fuck Pikachu. I'd rather go out and catch a hundred better Pokemon, and if I wanted some poon I would get myself an even cuter Jigglypuff. And if that's not good enough for a girl then that's where sing comes in.

So yeah, gonna have to take the hot chick.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2012, 10:13:45 PM »
I don't get the reasoning behind the woman choice.  It's like asking the question "Would you like a regular dog, or your favorite fantasy creature, lets say  Dragon?"  Why choice the option of something that you have plenty of chances at getting aka a healthy relationship, when you could have something that's 1 of a kind.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #90 on: February 12, 2012, 11:07:27 PM »
and if I wanted some poon I would get myself an even cuter Jigglypuff. And if that's not good enough for a girl then that's where sing comes in.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #91 on: February 12, 2012, 11:15:34 PM »
I don't get the reasoning behind the woman choice.  It's like asking the question "Would you like a regular dog, or your favorite fantasy creature, lets say  Dragon?"  Why choice the option of something that you have plenty of chances at getting aka a healthy relationship, when you could have something that's 1 of a kind.

Here's the hole in your logic - for DTF, the woman is the mythical fantasy creature.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #92 on: February 12, 2012, 11:20:48 PM »
Ok Blob, let's modify the scenario for you a bit.

You can either have a hot girl that likes Transformers, or a real life Optimus Prime that follows you around everywhere and destroys anything (or anyone) that gets in your way.

Choose.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #93 on: February 12, 2012, 11:25:14 PM »
Ok Blob, let's modify the scenario for you a bit.

You can either have a hot girl that likes Transformers, or a real life Optimus Prime that follows you around everywhere and destroys anything (or anyone) that gets in your way.

Choose.

Well that's different because Optimus Prime is awesome, and not just a little yellow rat that occasionally says "Pika!". Aside from being dangerously electric, it's just any ordinary household pet. I can buy a hamster anywhere.
But there's nothing close to a giant sentient badass robot that transforms into a sweet set of wheels too.

No wait, the other option is a hot girl that likes Transformers. I don't even leave the house that often, so why do I need a semi trailer anyway? Where am I even going to keep that?! I'd rather sit inside watching the original Transformers movie with the chick.

I'm not gonna lie though. If either one of them said "I want you inside me", I'd be equally aroused.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #94 on: February 12, 2012, 11:27:50 PM »
The awesome thing about pokemon is that they're sentient. They have a language and can understand human languages as well. Way better company than a hamster.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #95 on: February 12, 2012, 11:29:33 PM »
Dude, Pikachu fucks shit up. Remember when he gave seizures to an entire nation of Japanese children? Yeah. I don't remember Optimus Prime ever doing that. Pikachu's adorable, but he's a powerhouse that's more than capable of kicking serious amounts of ass.

And the last line of your post sounds like something Cup would say.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #96 on: February 12, 2012, 11:31:14 PM »
I'm not gonna lie though. If either one of them said "I want you inside me", I'd be equally aroused.

I thought you were talking about the woman and pikachu when I first read this.  :lol

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #97 on: February 13, 2012, 12:16:09 AM »
The awesome thing about pokemon is that they're sentient. They have a language and can understand human languages as well. Way better company than a hamster.

But not as good company as a giant transforming robot! :mtmte:
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #98 on: February 13, 2012, 12:58:57 AM »
Well that's a matter of preference that I can't argue.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #100 on: February 13, 2012, 01:29:18 AM »
Depends, which one has a better chance of turning gay on me?
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #101 on: February 13, 2012, 03:18:44 AM »
Hot chick all the way
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #102 on: February 13, 2012, 03:38:59 AM »
Depends, which one has a better chance of turning gay on me?

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #103 on: February 13, 2012, 05:17:09 AM »
Depends, which one has a better chance of turning gay on me?



You need to fix that image
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #104 on: February 13, 2012, 05:18:45 AM »
It's not showing up? Oh well.
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