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Offline theseoafs

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2012, 06:03:12 PM »
What on earth would I do with a Pikachu?

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2012, 06:07:48 PM »
Boobs > everything

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2012, 06:12:37 PM »
I would take the real pikachu. Pokemon is a babe magnet and I'm not even joking.

I mean, playing pokemon isn't a babe magnet, but most girls my age grew up playing pokemon, and if there is anything girls' vaginas part like the red sea for, it is nostalgia. Seeing a real life pikachu would probably lead to some gross barely legal threesome shit

And then when that plan obviously falls through I can use pikachu to thunderfuck every girl that has ever turned me down.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2012, 06:56:41 PM »
What on earth would I do with a Pikachu?

Oh, I don't know.
He'd just help you to become the very best.
Like no one ever was.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2012, 07:23:29 PM »
Boobs > everything
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2012, 08:37:26 PM »
Disappointed with the results :C

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2012, 08:38:53 PM »
Those glorious voltorbs she is sprouting cannot be matched by an electric mouse though

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2012, 08:46:30 PM »
James, you are aware that Voltorbs self-destruct when agitated or when you get too close...

Disappointed with the results :C

Same. I'd just like to remind everyone that REAL MEN choose Pikachu. That is all.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2012, 08:52:45 PM »
My instinct was a real Pikachu. Does that make me gay?

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2012, 08:54:42 PM »
Dude. No. Of course not.

If anything, it makes you an alpha-male, a God among men.

A Pokemon Master.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2012, 08:59:25 PM »

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2012, 08:59:53 PM »
Gimme the girl.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2012, 09:00:31 PM »
Dude. No. Of course not.

If anything, it makes you an alpha-male, a God among men.

A Pokemon Master.

FUCK YEAH


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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2012, 09:01:01 PM »
Whoa!!


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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2012, 09:02:03 PM »
WANT!


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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2012, 09:02:15 PM »
I don't say this very often, but...


I would NOT hit that.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2012, 09:02:30 PM »
Whoa!!



Why, in a sea of Pikachu, does she have several Minun in the top right?

2/10, would not bang.



Dude. No. Of course not.

If anything, it makes you an alpha-male, a God among men.

A Pokemon Master.

FUCK YEAH



Good answer. :2metal:
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2012, 09:08:34 PM »
Gimme the girl.

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With Pikachu women would flock, and most likely the girl in said photo is just nerd baiting.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2012, 09:18:30 PM »
James, you are aware that Voltorbs self-destruct when agitated or when you get too close...

My b, I wasn't talking about her vagina

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2012, 09:48:58 PM »
The girl without question, and I'm not even a fan of trashy blondes. I thought we had to be over the age of 12 to sign up here? Why the hell would I choose a useless cartoon animal? :lol

Boobs > everything

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2012, 09:50:24 PM »
Because he wouldn't be useless irl.

Besides, I turn 12 in a few weeks, so shut up.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2012, 12:33:58 AM »
WANT!



I always saw Pikachu more as more of a canine.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2012, 12:36:22 AM »
But he's a mouse  ???

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2012, 02:10:30 AM »
I always saw Pikachu more as more of a canine.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2012, 04:46:53 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2012, 11:15:54 AM »
Pikachu, girls will come and go, and maybe others will dress like pikachu for me :3

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2012, 11:24:52 AM »
WTF. There are 3.5 billion women why would you say no to a pikachu?

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2012, 11:31:01 AM »
But he's a mouse  ???

What I mean is his personality. Cats and mice are very one dimensional, but Pikachu is very lively and independent, like a dog would be.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2012, 11:32:32 AM »
I would find a girl that likes me on her own more attractive anyway. I know; I'm weird.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2012, 11:45:04 AM »
It depends if it's not a wimp and will evolve into the more badass Raichu.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2012, 12:03:07 PM »
Is this a sick joke? I can get any brainless bia to dress up as a pikachu (noicanthaha), but I've been wanting a real life Pikachu to shock my foes until they're crisp and tortured for as long as I can remember. "Hey, evil fucker, lets go swimming cause it's fun in the sun!" "Kaykay!" "THUNDERBOLT THAT MOTHERFUCKER, PIKA PII!"

Done and done. Then I'd use my cute little monster to get me tang and I'd force them to dress up like my pet cause I'm a furry like that. They'd do it, too. Lest they want to end up all dead and shit. Pikachu. Bam. All the world has to offer.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2012, 12:05:01 PM »
Neither.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2012, 12:07:09 PM »
I literally don't know anything about Pokemon. Even when it was big I didn't understand if it was a tv show or a game or a movie or all of the above. I just figured it's a Japanese anime from the posters. Recently went to Wikipedia to find out what Pokemon is and left more confused than before heh
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2012, 12:36:32 PM »
The real Pikachu.

I could pick up an endless stream of women not dressed up in a creepy costume with it.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2012, 04:08:16 PM »
I literally don't know anything about Pokemon. Even when it was big I didn't understand if it was a tv show or a game or a movie or all of the above. I just figured it's a Japanese anime from the posters. Recently went to Wikipedia to find out what Pokemon is and left more confused than before heh

To put it simply, it's a video game that had an anime based off of it.