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Offline Gadough

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Which would you rather have?
« on: February 11, 2012, 03:12:52 PM »


Actually give this some thought before voting; the choice is more difficult than it might seem at first.

I choose Pikachu. It'd be nice to have a hot girl immediately, but think of the amount of future tail you could snag if you walk around everywhere with an adorable Pikachu riding shotgun on your shoulder.

(Girl in picture is Jessica Nigri by the way)
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 03:16:36 PM »
Pikachu, girls will come and go, and maybe others will dress like pikachu for me :3
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 03:18:00 PM »
Quote from: Dark Castle on February 11, 2012, 03:16:36 PM
Pikachu, girls will come and go, and maybe others will dress like pikachu for me :3

Also, fucking dominating the world with Pikachu will make millions of sweet Japanese poon line up for me.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 03:18:17 PM »
Sorry, I can't say Pikachu when her conductors are staring at me like that.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 03:19:18 PM »
Quote from: snapple on February 11, 2012, 03:18:00 PM
Quote from: Dark Castle on February 11, 2012, 03:16:36 PM
Pikachu, girls will come and go, and maybe others will dress like pikachu for me :3

Also, fucking dominating the world with Pikachu will make millions of sweet Japanese poon line up for me.

I'm pleased to see others agree with me.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 03:20:44 PM »
I don't do Pokemon, so I'll take the immedate and known payoff instead of the speculative one.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 03:20:57 PM »
Neither. I'm not into random sex and pikachu's an annoying bitch.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2012, 03:21:07 PM »
Pikachu is my FAVORITE Pokemon, so it wasn't even a hard decision.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2012, 03:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on February 11, 2012, 03:20:57 PM
pikachu's an annoying bitch.

:omg:

I don't like you anymore, Ian. Even with that avatar.

Quote from: DTVT on February 11, 2012, 03:20:44 PM
I don't do Pokemon, so I'll take the immedate and known payoff instead of the speculative one.

Fair enough.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2012, 03:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on February 11, 2012, 03:12:52 PM
It'd be nice to have a hot girl immediately, but think of the amount of future tail you could snag if you walk around everywhere with an adorable Pikachu riding shotgun on your shoulder.

I did not consider this. I need to change my vote.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2012, 03:28:23 PM »
What the fuck would I do with a Pikachu? Walking around with that thing would be a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2012, 03:29:47 PM »
Haha Joe, lay off the homework for a while man.

@Super Dude ALL CHOICES ARE FINAL. Looks like you're stuck with a hot girl. Sucks to be you.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2012, 03:31:07 PM »
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2012, 03:35:33 PM »
Hot girl dressed as Pikachu can take off Pikachu costume.

Pikachu would have to be skinned.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2012, 03:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on February 11, 2012, 03:29:47 PM
Haha Joe, lay off the homework for a while man.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2012, 03:37:53 PM »
omg a breaking bad reference


throw bacon in there and we have an infinite orgasm lol~
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2012, 03:38:57 PM »
The latter.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2012, 03:39:26 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on February 11, 2012, 03:38:57 PM
The latter.

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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2012, 03:40:24 PM »
Haha :rollin
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2012, 03:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on February 11, 2012, 03:20:57 PM
pikachu's an annoying bitch.
Yep.

So I choose number 2, though she could turn out to be an annoying bitch as well.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2012, 03:41:44 PM »
Yeah. LOL RIDICULOUS RIGHT???!?
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2012, 03:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on February 11, 2012, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Sigz on February 11, 2012, 03:20:57 PM
pikachu's an annoying bitch.
Yep.

So I choose number 2, though she could turn out to be an annoying bitch as well.

She's pretty cool, actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rROBXHa26eA
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2012, 03:43:49 PM »
Neither. 

Now, if it was Sonic...
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2012, 03:46:16 PM »
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2012, 03:47:11 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on February 11, 2012, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Sigz on February 11, 2012, 03:20:57 PM
pikachu's an annoying bitch.
Yep.

So I choose number 2, though she could turn out to be an annoying bitch as well.


I don't get what that has to do with sex :lol :lol
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2012, 04:07:59 PM »
Seriously, if you play Pokemon you will never get a hot girl dressed in a Pikachu costume.  So it's lose/lose.












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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2012, 04:12:33 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 11, 2012, 04:07:59 PM
Seriously, if you play Pokemon you will never get a hot girl dressed in a Pikachu costume.  So it's lose/lose.












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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2012, 04:13:30 PM »
It's amazing how accurate that comic is.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2012, 04:28:12 PM »
Don't get me wrong, I'd Thundershock/bolt her. I'd get her to evolve, you KNOW WHAT I AM SAYIN? But, I'd rather have the real one.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2012, 04:31:26 PM »
Take the real Pikachu, learn how it's able to generate all of that electricity so efficiently, and and use that information to better society.




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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2012, 04:51:44 PM »
Hey I was serious though, what if your dumb-ass pikachu goes around shocking the neighbors?


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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2012, 04:52:47 PM »
We're to assume that everyone who chooses Pikachu would be a decent Pokemon trainer. Hopefully, you'd be able to keep it under control.
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2012, 05:10:18 PM »
I havwe no intrest in a gaggle of college girls that a real Picachu would draw, and the girl in the pic, though hot, is a bit young for me,  Therefor, I choose the hot chick, and give her to Gadouche as a prize for beating me in the MOTY.  Just make sure to scream out my name at climax, ok bud?
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2012, 05:17:58 PM »
:tup

Although....could lead to an uncomfortable situation when she asks "who the hell is Lonestar?"
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Re: Which would you rather have?
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2012, 05:56:00 PM »
Just yell "BACON !!!"  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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