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Offline Marion Crane

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #420 on: September 03, 2013, 03:55:48 PM »
What was the name of the inn that Gandalf asked James LaBrie to meet him at in the town of Bree?



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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #421 on: September 03, 2013, 06:40:49 PM »
That was a really middle of the earth joke.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #422 on: September 03, 2013, 09:32:17 PM »
If Mike Portnoy was James LaBrie's pirate rival, what would Portnoy's pirate name be?


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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #423 on: September 03, 2013, 10:12:42 PM »
When Mike Portnoy dumped his long-term girlfriend Dream Theater, what was his explanation?

"It's you, not me"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #424 on: January 24, 2014, 12:10:42 PM »
Why does Dream Theater's baseball team always win?


Because they have the bigger pitcher.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #425 on: January 24, 2014, 12:13:08 PM »
Quote from: m0hawk on September 03, 2013, 10:12:42 PM
When Mike Portnoy dumped his long-term girlfriend Dream Theater, what was his explanation?

"It's you, not me"
:lol George Costanza approves!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #426 on: January 24, 2014, 12:14:54 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on September 03, 2013, 09:32:17 PM
If Mike Portnoy was James LaBrie's pirate rival, what would Portnoy's pirate name be?


Captain Blue Beard

I was thinking Captain Turncoat
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #427 on: January 24, 2014, 12:54:50 PM »

Godtrucci having some small mamals as breakfast.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #428 on: January 24, 2014, 12:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on September 03, 2013, 03:55:48 PM
What was the name of the inn that Gandalf asked James LaBrie to meet him at in the town of Bree?



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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #429 on: January 24, 2014, 12:59:53 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 24, 2014, 12:10:42 PM
Why does Dream Theater's baseball team always win?

Because they have the bigger pitcher.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #430 on: January 24, 2014, 04:48:09 PM »
Quote from: ? on August 30, 2013, 10:22:37 AM
I'd love to see the following scenario become reality:

*encore begins*
James: Do you wanna hear some MOOOOOORRREEEE?
audience: yyyyeeeaaaahhh
James: Alright, here's a song written by him
*Jordan starts playing Space-Dye Vest*

Oh well, not an encore, but they played it!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #431 on: January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM »
Why did James Labrie stop eating at the seafood restaurant?
They kept on burning his sole.

What Dream Theater song can treat anxiety disorders?
Octavalium

What was the mathematician's favorite Dream Theater song?
Lie (most people won't get this one)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #432 on: January 24, 2014, 05:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
What Dream Theater song can treat anxiety disorders?
Octavalium

A higher dosage he prescribes?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #433 on: January 24, 2014, 05:25:26 PM »
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
Why did James Labrie stop eating at the seafood restaurant?
They kept on burning his sole.

:lol


Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
What was the mathematician's favorite Dream Theater song?
Lie (most people won't get this one)

I'm a mathematician, and I don't get this one. ???
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #434 on: January 24, 2014, 05:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on January 24, 2014, 05:25:26 PM
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
What was the mathematician's favorite Dream Theater song?
Lie (most people won't get this one)

I'm a mathematician, and I don't get this one. ???

Sophus Lie (pronounced "lee") is a semi-famous mathematician, though most is his work is taught in graduate level pure mathematics courses. Perhaps you've heard of Lie algebra?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #435 on: January 24, 2014, 07:49:46 PM »
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:37:26 PM
Quote from: Orbert on January 24, 2014, 05:25:26 PM
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
What was the mathematician's favorite Dream Theater song?
Lie (most people won't get this one)

I'm a mathematician, and I don't get this one. ???

Sophus Lie (pronounced "lee") is a semi-famous mathematician, though most is his work is taught in graduate level pure mathematics courses. Perhaps you've heard of Lie algebra?

So what you're saying is.... Anna Lie?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #436 on: January 24, 2014, 10:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:37:26 PM
Quote from: Orbert on January 24, 2014, 05:25:26 PM
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 24, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
What was the mathematician's favorite Dream Theater song?
Lie (most people won't get this one)

I'm a mathematician, and I don't get this one. ???

Sophus Lie (pronounced "lee") is a semi-famous mathematician, though most is his work is taught in graduate level pure mathematics courses. Perhaps you've heard of Lie algebra?

Never.  But then, I'm not a very good mathematician.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #437 on: January 25, 2014, 06:38:20 AM »
A man walks up to an agent. He tells him that he's got a play. So the agent asks him to tell what's in the play.

"First Dream Theater gets on stage. They play their ass off, everyone's having fun. Then right in the middle of "Ministry of Lost Soul"'s instrumental part, Mangini starts flinging shit at Rudess. How does he accomplish this? Petrucci grabs the turds while playing solos with the five fingers of his left hand, handing them to Mangini who then proceeds to toss them at the band members inbetween drum fills. Jordan gets tired of all the shit, grabs his keyboard and starts beating on Mangini with it (he doesn't have anything to play there anyway). Then suddenly Mangini turns into a cookie monster robot and --"

The agent interrupts him with a look of pure disgust. "Hold on, I don't wanna hear anything else. Can you tell me what's its name?"

"The Aristocrats."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #438 on: January 25, 2014, 08:28:33 AM »
Whoa.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #439 on: January 25, 2014, 08:53:00 AM »
A white guy, a black guy and a jew walk into a bar.  The bar tender walks up to them and says,......."Kevin Moore". 
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #440 on: January 25, 2014, 09:11:25 AM »
While studying at Julliard, Jordan fingered a girl. Some years later, he told about that vast adventure to James. Anyways, we may never really know what the hell is Medicate about.

George R.R. Martin is writing a book about JP's guitars. By now, it's called Game of Tones

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #441 on: January 26, 2014, 03:27:39 PM »
I didn't get any of the last four except Game of Tones
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #442 on: January 26, 2014, 03:29:41 PM »
Chris Collins.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #443 on: January 26, 2014, 04:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Viking of the Sagas on January 25, 2014, 06:38:20 AM
A man walks up to an agent. He tells him that he's got a play. So the agent asks him to tell what's in the play.

"First Dream Theater gets on stage. They play their ass off, everyone's having fun. Then right in the middle of "Ministry of Lost Soul"'s instrumental part, Mangini starts flinging shit at Rudess. How does he accomplish this? Petrucci grabs the turds while playing solos with the five fingers of his left hand, handing them to Mangini who then proceeds to toss them at the band members inbetween drum fills. Jordan gets tired of all the shit, grabs his keyboard and starts beating on Mangini with it (he doesn't have anything to play there anyway). Then suddenly Mangini turns into a cookie monster robot and --"

The agent interrupts him with a look of pure disgust. "Hold on, I don't wanna hear anything else. Can you tell me what's its name?"

"The Aristocrats."

Well, all I can decipher from this is that Marco Minnemann is in The Aristocrats, so take it from there  ::)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #444 on: January 26, 2014, 04:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on January 26, 2014, 04:50:25 PM
Quote from: Viking of the Sagas on January 25, 2014, 06:38:20 AM
A man walks up to an agent. He tells him that he's got a play. So the agent asks him to tell what's in the play.

"First Dream Theater gets on stage. They play their ass off, everyone's having fun. Then right in the middle of "Ministry of Lost Soul"'s instrumental part, Mangini starts flinging shit at Rudess. How does he accomplish this? Petrucci grabs the turds while playing solos with the five fingers of his left hand, handing them to Mangini who then proceeds to toss them at the band members inbetween drum fills. Jordan gets tired of all the shit, grabs his keyboard and starts beating on Mangini with it (he doesn't have anything to play there anyway). Then suddenly Mangini turns into a cookie monster robot and --"

The agent interrupts him with a look of pure disgust. "Hold on, I don't wanna hear anything else. Can you tell me what's its name?"

"The Aristocrats."

Well, all I can decipher from this is that Marco Minnemann is in The Aristocrats, so take it from there  ::)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #445 on: January 26, 2014, 04:59:09 PM »
Never heard of that term  :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #446 on: January 26, 2014, 10:23:45 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on January 26, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
Never heard of that term  :lol
You can continue here, it'll give you the gist of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Z9cx1MG8w
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #447 on: January 26, 2014, 10:48:41 PM »
Holy. Literal. Fuck.




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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #448 on: January 27, 2014, 05:48:45 AM »
Why is yo mama so fat?

Because you are caught up in her graaaaaavity
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #449 on: January 27, 2014, 11:45:56 AM »
Quote from: genome on January 27, 2014, 05:48:45 AM
Why is yo mama so fat?

Because you are caught up in her graaaaaavity
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #450 on: January 27, 2014, 02:37:27 PM »
Quote from: genome on January 27, 2014, 05:48:45 AM
Why is yo mama so fat?

Because you are caught up in her graaaaaavity

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #451 on: January 27, 2014, 02:44:24 PM »
Isn't it the other way around? Yo momma's so fat, you're caught up in her gravity.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #452 on: January 27, 2014, 03:32:18 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 27, 2014, 02:44:24 PM
Isn't it the other way around? Yo momma's so fat, you're caught up in her gravity.

...That's exactly what he said. :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #453 on: January 27, 2014, 03:52:59 PM »
No, he said it the other way around, as TGP stated.  Cause and effect are reversed.

Quote from: genome on January 27, 2014, 05:48:45 AM
Why is yo mama so fat?

Because you are caught up in her graaaaaavity

You are caught up in her gravity; that is why she is so fat.  (This makes no sense, but it is a correct paraphrase.)

Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 27, 2014, 02:44:24 PM
Isn't it the other way around? Yo momma's so fat, you're caught up in her gravity.

She is so fat that she actually has enough mass to create a gravitational field, and you are caught up in her gravity.  (This is more scientifically accurate.)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #454 on: January 27, 2014, 03:56:34 PM »
I should've put quotation marks around "yo mama so fat". The question is more of a "why does this statement apply?", rather than, "why is she fat?"

Anyway, as the famous saying goes, analysing a joke is like dissecting a frog. No-one has any fun and the frog dies.
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