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Offline Marion Crane

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #210 on: July 27, 2012, 11:07:04 AM »
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #211 on: July 27, 2012, 11:42:49 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on July 27, 2012, 11:07:04 AM
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #212 on: July 27, 2012, 11:44:35 AM »
Is that a reference to something?  I think I'm missing it.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #213 on: July 27, 2012, 11:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Orbert on July 27, 2012, 11:44:35 AM
Is that a reference to something?  I think I'm missing it.
The Live In Tokyo DVD, where they do shopping in Japan, right before "I don't even like Dream Theater that much" :azn:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #214 on: July 27, 2012, 01:45:23 PM »
Thanks.  I have that DVD, just haven't watched it in a while.  This is as good an excuse as any, though.  ♫♫
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #215 on: July 27, 2012, 01:47:02 PM »
I just didn't connect it to that. I mean, it's not like they made fun of him for being small or anything. Now, if Pettrucci quit, and someone said that DT was too SMALL of a band for him, then I'd understand.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #216 on: July 28, 2012, 12:02:54 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on July 27, 2012, 11:07:04 AM
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #217 on: July 28, 2012, 12:10:58 PM »
Quote from: GasparXR on July 28, 2012, 12:02:54 PM
Quote from: Marion Crane on July 27, 2012, 11:07:04 AM
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #218 on: July 28, 2012, 12:28:38 PM »
Really happy you guys got that one  :metal
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #219 on: July 28, 2012, 12:31:18 PM »
Well, done!  :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #220 on: July 28, 2012, 12:32:47 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on July 28, 2012, 12:28:38 PM
Really happy you guys got that one  :metal

Of course we got it. The joke was written in plain Engrish!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #221 on: July 28, 2012, 03:02:56 PM »
People always forget the "John, would you be my laugh track?", and that one is awesome too.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #222 on: July 30, 2012, 06:20:33 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on July 27, 2012, 01:47:02 PM
I just didn't connect it to that. I mean, it's not like they made fun of him for being small or anything. Now, if Pettrucci quit, and someone said that DT was too SMALL of a band for him, then I'd understand.

Well he did leave a 5-man band, and then proceed to only take part in solo projects/2-man collaborations, as far as I know. I'd say that was smaller.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #223 on: July 30, 2012, 11:07:21 AM »
Well, while we're on that particular DVD...

Why did Mike Portnoy cross the road?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #224 on: July 30, 2012, 11:15:54 AM »
If i remember correctly, isnt that on the 5 years in a livetime dvd?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #225 on: July 30, 2012, 11:17:13 AM »
Quote from: olliemedsy on July 30, 2012, 11:15:54 AM
If i remember correctly, isnt that on the 5 years in a livetime dvd?

Nope, that was on the Live in Tokyo DVD. But hey:
Q: Why did Mike Portnoy cross the road?
A: To get to the second DVD.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #226 on: July 30, 2012, 11:19:15 AM »
so many quotes from those commentaries. they NEED to do one again


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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #227 on: July 30, 2012, 11:19:37 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on July 30, 2012, 11:17:13 AM
Quote from: olliemedsy on July 30, 2012, 11:15:54 AM
If i remember correctly, isnt that on the 5 years in a livetime dvd?

Nope, that was on the Live in Tokyo DVD. But hey:
Q: Why did Mike Portnoy cross the road?
A: To get to the second DVD.

well no, coz that is the road where abbey road studios is. thats in london, the tokyo
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #228 on: July 30, 2012, 02:09:00 PM »
Jay Beckenstein was from Spyro Gyra, yeah?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #229 on: July 30, 2012, 02:10:24 PM »
Yeah, that was his band, and his studio.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #230 on: July 30, 2012, 02:13:13 PM »
And that was BearTracks, right?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #231 on: July 30, 2012, 02:17:47 PM »
Yes
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #232 on: July 30, 2012, 03:01:55 PM »
and then JP saying something along the lines of "James is very sure of himself"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #233 on: July 30, 2012, 03:04:11 PM »
"I was getting hungry."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #234 on: July 30, 2012, 03:17:29 PM »
You know?  I think this is the most fun I've had in a thread....since Awake....
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #235 on: July 30, 2012, 03:21:29 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on July 27, 2012, 11:07:04 AM
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.
:lol  :tup
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #236 on: July 30, 2012, 03:22:22 PM »
JETLAG, PEOPLE.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #237 on: July 30, 2012, 03:22:38 PM »
I think at this point, I was in the back flipping burgers
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #238 on: July 30, 2012, 03:23:59 PM »
"I think they were serving some really good.... cookies...."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #239 on: July 30, 2012, 03:25:14 PM »
JLB: Hey John [Myung], what are you playing there?
JM: ........................................... Bass.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #240 on: July 30, 2012, 03:27:04 PM »
He's the bass player, have you guys met?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #241 on: July 30, 2012, 03:28:18 PM »
Quote from: chrisbDTM on July 30, 2012, 03:01:55 PM
and then JP saying something along the lines of "James is very sure of himself"
That was Mike, actually :)

My favorite goes something like:
Mike: Sorry, John, I interrupted you five minutes ago, what were you going to say?
John: Well the moment is gone now... I was just about to say how good-looking I am!
James: Yeah, me too!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #242 on: July 30, 2012, 03:30:52 PM »
i love take the time where John is trying to say something and JLB's high notes are distracting him hahah
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #243 on: July 30, 2012, 03:33:24 PM »
Quote from: olliemedsy on July 30, 2012, 11:19:37 AM
well no, coz that is the road where abbey road studios is. thats in london, the tokyo

Yeah, but not every single little piece of footage used was from Tokyo. I know it was on the Tokyo DVD because my mom was watching the Tokyo DVD with me and she made a comment on the Abbey Road part. And she's never seen the 5YIALT DVD.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #244 on: July 30, 2012, 03:58:27 PM »
It is the Tokyo DVD, you're right.
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