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Offline Ruba

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #70 on: February 05, 2012, 10:40:43 AM »
Thanx. My best effort yet. Others were too bad.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #71 on: February 05, 2012, 10:44:34 AM »
Here's another:

Mike Portnoy sued Dream Theater. What was the result?

Trial of Tears.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #72 on: February 05, 2012, 11:01:22 AM »
Japan is kind of a...a strange market to figure out.


.......... .i.(-_-).i. FUCK!!!!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #73 on: February 05, 2012, 11:05:38 AM »
wat
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Quote from: skydivingninja on June 24, 2012, 10:29:53 AM
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2012, 11:07:02 AM »
lol I got it

(Watch the Budokan bonus DVD)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2012, 11:39:58 AM »
Dream Theater members gained each 30 more pounds. The band is now named Cream Eater.

Dream Theater followed the example of Metallica. Their new studio album is named: Metropolis pt.3: A New Love is Born.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2012, 11:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Ruba on February 05, 2012, 11:39:58 AM
Dream Theater members gained each 30 more pounds. The band is now named Cream Eater.

I made that name up long ago. OLD
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2012, 11:59:52 AM »
A friend of mine thinks Dream Theater sucks, because they are generic and that anyone can play and compose their music. And also, an important reason is that they dont always sell out big arenas...   :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #78 on: February 05, 2012, 03:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Ruba on February 05, 2012, 10:31:06 AM
Anyone who tries to make bad DT jokes, needs to get a fucking life!

At first I was like

Then I was like :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2012, 08:37:26 PM »
When do black metal bands open their christmas presents?



6,6,6:00 on a christmas morning.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #80 on: February 05, 2012, 08:44:31 PM »
Dream Theater release new album. Mike Portnoy press release.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #81 on: February 05, 2012, 08:50:45 PM »
Why did the little boy die?




He tried head banging to Dance of Eternity
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2012, 12:11:45 AM »
Quote from: cookienut on February 05, 2012, 08:44:31 PM
Dream Theater release new album. Mike Portnoy press release.
:lol

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #83 on: February 06, 2012, 01:36:58 AM »
Why Dream Theater moved to Roadrunner?

James LaBrie: I don't really like Roadrunner Records, but they had paper and I had a pen, so what the fuck.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2012, 01:47:00 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on February 05, 2012, 03:45:06 PM
Quote from: Ruba on February 05, 2012, 10:31:06 AM
Anyone who tries to make bad DT jokes, needs to get a fucking life!

At first I was like

Then I was like :lol
i do not get
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2012, 04:10:23 AM »
Quote from: Ħ on February 06, 2012, 01:47:00 AM
Quote from: Gadough on February 05, 2012, 03:45:06 PM
Quote from: Ruba on February 05, 2012, 10:31:06 AM
Anyone who tries to make bad DT jokes, needs to get a fucking life!

At first I was like

Then I was like :lol
i do not get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woxbCUpws44

Legendary DT moments you need to know.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2012, 04:42:35 AM »
mike wasnt funny in any of them
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #87 on: February 06, 2012, 07:09:07 AM »
Quote from: Ruba on February 05, 2012, 11:39:58 AM
Dream Theater members gained each 30 more pounds. The band is now named Cream Eater.

Nah, more like Crispy Cream Theater.  :biggrin:



Will Dream Theater ever tour with Nightmare Cinema as an opener?  :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #88 on: February 06, 2012, 08:44:42 AM »
I can't think of anything. At this point, I should be in the kitchen flipping burgers.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #89 on: February 06, 2012, 02:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Ruba on February 06, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Why Dream Theater moved to Roadrunner?

James LaBrie: I don't really like Roadrunner Records, but they had paper and I had a pen, so what the fuck.


hahaha you can say that one with anything really.

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Offline GasparXR

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #90 on: February 06, 2012, 03:08:11 PM »
Quote from: OsMosis2259 on February 06, 2012, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Ruba on February 06, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Why Dream Theater moved to Roadrunner?

James LaBrie: I don't really like Roadrunner Records, but they had paper and I had a pen, so what the fuck.
hahaha you can say that one with anything really, so what the fuck.

Fixed.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #91 on: February 06, 2012, 05:32:55 PM »
What is Beavis and Butthead's favorite DT album?

Score
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #92 on: February 06, 2012, 05:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 06, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
What is Beavis and Butthead's favorite DT album?

Score

Actually gave me a good chuckle.  :D
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2012, 07:23:09 AM »
Why was Petrucci afraid of the Count of Tuscany?

Because he was a hunter
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Offline GasparXR

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #94 on: February 08, 2012, 01:19:58 PM »
How did Moses lead the Jewish slaves from the deserts of Egypt?

There were lines in the sand.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #95 on: February 08, 2012, 01:30:55 PM »
What does Dream Theater eat for breakfast?

Bacon
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #96 on: February 08, 2012, 01:36:58 PM »
When MP left the band, the position as drummer was....









... Vacant.






YYYEAAAAHHH!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #97 on: February 08, 2012, 01:43:45 PM »
But there are no drums on vacant? ??????
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #98 on: February 08, 2012, 01:50:02 PM »
All praise your sacrificed puns guys.......all praise your sacrificed puns.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #99 on: February 08, 2012, 03:12:36 PM »
omg zydar.  :lol
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Quote from: skydivingninja on June 24, 2012, 10:29:53 AM
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #100 on: February 08, 2012, 09:27:21 PM »
Don't like the jokes, come back another day.







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Singularities
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #101 on: February 08, 2012, 10:43:00 PM »
What do you call Dream Theater when they Wait For Sleep?

Awake :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #102 on: February 09, 2012, 05:25:21 AM »
Quote from: Dublagent66 on February 08, 2012, 10:43:00 PM
What do you call Dream Theater when they Wait For Sleep?

Awake :neverusethis:

 :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #103 on: February 09, 2012, 07:40:46 AM »
What do you get when you cross the 2nd Amendment and John Petrucci?


The right to arm bears  :metal
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #104 on: February 09, 2012, 07:46:17 AM »
hahahaha :lol
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.
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